Remolay at 14:54, 29 December 2010

2010-12-29T14:54:09Z

New page

==Summary==
Zoo gets an email with a puzzle, and turns to homestar for the answer.<br>
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' This is not a smart move.</blockquote>
'''CAST:''' Zoo977, hammerhead, Strong Sad, Homestar<br>
'''SETTING:''' Zoo's Pool Room, The Brothers Strongs house
==Transcript==
'''ZOO977:''' Just keep knockin' on emails door...
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' ''{singing}'' Knock knock knockin' on emails door</blockquote>
HOLY CRAP!

<blockquote class="Zoo2">
<div>Subject: Zombie!!11!</div>
Zoooooooooo,<br>
Im a zombie that can't type.<br>
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Then how did you write this email?</blockquote>
Im coming to get yoo.<br>
::-ZombIe
</blockquote>

'''ZOO977:''' Before I freak out, what? If you cant type, how did you write this email?
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' That's precisely what I was wondering</blockquote>
I know Zachary made a keyboard where all you need to do is speak, but he keeps it to himself!
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' People have programs for that, but they suck.</blockquote>
'''HAMMERHEAD:''' ''{erratically}'' Conundrum!?! Conundrum!?! RUN!!!
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Random!?! Random!?! RUN!!!</blockquote>
'''ZOOO977:''' ''{gets hammerhead on a leash}'' There. now you cant-

'''HAMMERHEAD:''' RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! ''{crashes through the window, with zoo being dragged behind}''
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Okay, I'd probably pay to see this one.</blockquote>
'''ZOO977:''' -run. ''{cuts to in the middle of strong bads house. strong sad's practicing tai-chi.
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' What about his practicing tai-chi?</blockquote>
hammerhead pulls zoo in}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{stop}'' Hi, zoo. whats the matter?

'''ZOO977:''' Hi, lard burger. Listen, I got an email from a zombie who claims he cant type. How do you think he wrote the email?

'''STRONG SAD:''' I don't even get that one! Anyways, are you sure he didn't use zachar-
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Oh dear Valkyre, the entirety of Zoo's gang are Mary Sues</blockquote>
'''ZOO977:''' I'm sure, he didn't make two!

'''STRONG SAD:''' Why sent it?
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' How do I shot web?</blockquote>
'''ZOO977:''' A zombie.

'''STORNG SAD:''' THE ZOMBIE UPRISING?!?
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' I award you 10 points for freaking Strong Sad out.</blockquote>
''{cuts back to zoo's pool room}''

'''ZOO977:''' Well, some bee, I dunno how you wrote this. now, AAA-
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Oh come on, I know that forgetting an emailers name is customary in these shows, but you said Zombie not 10 seconds ago</blockquote>
'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{walks in}'' Hi, aquarium! I see you got a non-typed email!

'''ZOO977:''' Wait, ''you'' know how this worked out?

'''HOMESTAR:''' Try selecting the text!
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Is there a trope for a smart ball?<br />
'''REMOLAY:''' I don't know, but Homestar definitely just caught it</blockquote>
'''ZOO977:''' ''{tries to select the text, showing the email was scanned in}''
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Now that is some really neat handwriting</blockquote>
Wow. now, AAAAAGH! ''{runs off.}''
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Priority one is to find out how a zombie can write an email if it can't type, then we go to the freaking out stage, followed by the fetal position, followed by our untimely deaths </blockquote>
'''HOMESTAR:''' Ding! ''{walks away}''

{{zoo paper}}
==Easter eggs==
Click the lamp on zoo's desk to make homestar walk in, smothered in green paint}''

:'''HOMESTAR:''' I'm a scary zombie! Boo!
<blockquote>''{Remadin runs off screaming, then comes back in calmly}''</blockquote>
==Fun Facts==
*The email intro is a reference to main page 6.
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' For the longest time I thought Strong Bad was talking about walking on heaven, This means I've actually learned something from Zoo. This scares me.</blockquote>
*Lard burger is a parody of fat burger, an American restaurant chain.
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' The fact that this exists is scary</blockquote>
{{Rifftext Wiki User Email Zoo977/email list}}

RiffText/Wiki User Email Zoo977/conondrum - Revision history

Remolay at 14:54, 29 December 2010