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==Summery==
Strong man gets revenge for zoo killing the bicee by KILLING zoos laptop!
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Revenge is a dish best served by killing objects that weren't alive in the first place.</blockquote>
'''CAST:''' Zoo977, Strong Mad, Strong Man, Homcar, Kirbychu, Farm997, The Homestar Runner

'''SETTING:''' Zoo's bedroom, Zoo's foyer, Old-timey the Feild, A farm

==Transcript==
'''ZOO977:''' ''{gasping}'' Do NOT let Homestar make me drink more fluffy puff soda.
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' I want to know how this Noodle Incident came to be.</blockquote>
<blockquote class="Zoo1 ">
ZOOOO! 
WHY DID YOU SEND ME THAT EMAIL!? 
YOU KILLED THE BICEE! 
Your rival in life, Strong Man
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Why the sudden lack of caps, Strong guy?</blockquote>
</blockquote>

'''ZOO977:''' Rival at life?

''{cuts to a scene. Zoo and Strong Man are playing life}''

'''ZOO977:''' I'm sorry , but you must pay mortgage.

'''STRONG MAN:''' NOOOOO! ''{runs off}''
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Okay, this is actually kinda funny.</blockquote>
''{cuts back}''

'''ZOO977:''' So ''that'' explains who I was playing with! Now to get to talking to you ab-

''{a door knock is heard}''
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Those damn door knocks! I can never keep them out of my house.</blockquote>
'''ZOO977:''' Um... I'll be right back.

''{cuts to the main room. Zoo opens the door. Strong Man is there, angrier than ever}''

'''ZOO977:''' Hey, gray man!

'''STRONG MAN:''' March over here, young man!
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' I don' wanna!</blockquote>
''{The two teleport to 1936. Homcar drives in}''

'''STRONG MAN:''' Get in the extremely annoying car.

'''HOMCAR:''' OooOOOOoO, Who is thou stranger?
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Not how people in 1936 talked. 
'''REMOLAY:''' If that's Homsar, Why does that make perfect sense?</blockquote>
'''ZOO977:''' AAH! Why is there a talking car? Where am I? ''{less scared, more confused}'' Why am I the only thing in color?
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Why is this episode of higher quality that the others?</blockquote>
'''STRONG MAN:''' Your in...um...Hell. The car is your friend.

''{Strong Man holds up a tape recorder and presses play. This plays}''
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' What plays?</blockquote>
'''HOMSAR:''' AaAAAaaAAh, I stole your kit kat!
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' But... But.... It was MY Kitkat. ''{cries}''</blockquote>
''{Cut back to Zoo's computer room. Kirbychu walks in wearing brass knuckles.}''

'''KIRBYCHU HR'D:''' Oh Zoo, I have a surprise for you!
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Is it pie? I really hope it's pie.</blockquote>
Where are you? ''{looks at computer}'' What?!? NO ONE CAN BE ZOO'S RIVAL FOR LIFE BUT ME! ''{runs off}''

''{Cut back to 1936. Kirbychu enters.}''

'''KIRBYCHU HR'D:''' Where is that jerk Strong Man?

'''STRONG MAN:''' Um... ''{Points at Homcar}'' There.
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Thus making Homcar the butt monkey of the 1936-verse.</blockquote>
'''KIRBYCHU HR'D:''' Thanks big man.

''{Kirbychu walks over to Homcar. The Shock puff Zapper (1936 Kirbychu)
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' You could have just said 1936 Kirbychu</blockquote>
walks in.}''

'''THE SHOCKPUFF ZAPPER:''' ''{with an english accent}'' STOP! That defenseless talking automotive is ''not'' The Strong Man! The portly gray ruffian is!

'''ZOO977:''' Um... Mr Jones?

'''STRONG MAN:''' The Sneak?

'''THE SHOCK PUFF ZAPPER:''' NO YOU DOLTS!
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Not how you're supposed to do yelling</blockquote>
The Strong Man is the large, portly ruffian in the toga!

'''STRONG MAN:''' I have you know this is Mr. 997's singlet!
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' I don't want to know.</blockquote>
'''ZOO977:''' I DO NOT WEAR SINGLETS, AND MY LAST NAME IS 9''7''7!

'''KIRBYCHU HR'D:''' Yeah, I think his last name is Runner or something.

'''STRONG MAN:''' No, I mean him.

''{Points to Zoo with a mustache and eyepatch}''

'''STRONG MAN:''' That's Farm997.
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Wut.</blockquote>
'''ZOO977:''' ''{points to The Homestar Runner}'' And there's my dad.
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Wut!? 
''{Remadin does a spit take}''</blockquote>
'''STRONG MAN:''' No wonder your both dimwits.

'''ZOO977:''' ''{clonks Strong Man}'' Not again.

'''STRONG MAN:''' Oh... ''{Stinkoman pops in}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' Correct me if I'm wrong but are you asking for a challenge?!? ''{Pops out}''
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' What the hell is going on here? 
'''REMADIN:''' ''{scared}'' I don't know but it's freaking me out</blockquote>
'''ZOO977:''' How can I be in the past, be the only thing in color, see the Stinkoman Zorax keeps talking about, and not faint?

'''STRONG MAN:''' ''{Punches Zoo}'' Thats enough?

'''ZOO977:''' OH MY! TIME TRAVEL ISN'T GOOD FOR MY COMPUTER!
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Mr. Wonka, this has gone on quite enough!</blockquote>
'''STRONG MAN:''' You destroyed my computer!
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' I don't think 1936 had computers 
'''REMADIN:''' The first personal computer was the Apple, released in july of 1676. About 40 years later.</blockquote>
'''ZOO977:''' YOU MURDERER! You know what I will have to use now?!?

'''STRONG MAN:'''' Not shoop-da-woop.
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Get the button ready.</blockquote>
'''KIRBYCHU HR'D:''' Or the Zeeky words.
<blockquote>''{Remolay and Remadin push two separate buttons. the stolen joke alarm sounds at double the volume}'' 
'''REMADIN:''' I hope we never have to do that again.</blockquote>
'''ZOO977:''' THIS! UNTIL I GET A NEW COMPUTER! ''{holds a tiny blue computer.}''

''{Kirbychu inhales the tiny blue computer.}''
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Kirbychu turns into a tiny blue computer</blockquote>
'''KIRBYCHU HR'D:''' No. You won't.

'''STRONG MAN:''' ''{Eats Kirbychu}'' So where were we?

'''ZOO977:''' ''{kicks Strong Man, Kirbychu comes out,
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' I had no clue that Zoo was this strong</blockquote>
and Zoo gets his computer}'' GETTING ME TO MY HOME!

''{The time vortex closes, trapping Zoo and Kirbychu. cuts to Zoo's bedroom. zoos head is on the keyboard off the computer,
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' If he was trapped, how did he get back</blockquote>
now only two spinning gears}''

'''ZOO977:''' ''{muffled}'' Dear Zoo Man, Why did you kill your compoopy?
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Well, so much for gracefully avoiding computer destruction. 
'''REMOLAY:''' Only 13 emails in, too.</blockquote>
{{zoo paper}}
==Easter eggs==
Click the left spinning gear to see a grave for the computer.
==Fun Facts==
*This is the last email using this computer.
*Zoo977, Strong Intelligent, and Kirbychu all wrote this email.
{{Rifftext Wiki User Email Zoo977/email list}}

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