Remolay at 17:21, 13 February 2011

2011-02-13T17:21:24Z

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The kids go to the beach. 
'''CAST:''' Zoo977, Nicholas, Wendy, Dot, Albino, Zorax, Marissa 
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' You appear to be randomly introducing people who weren't in the show before. Please, stop doing that! 

'''REMADIN:''' Rest In Piece, The use of Homestar Runner characters.</blockquote>
'''SETTING:'''The pool room, the living room, a car, the beach
==Transcript==
''{cuts to the pool room. zoo is there, dusting a bit of grey off of his arm.
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' This can't be good</blockquote>
nicholas is watching}''

'''NICHOLAS:''' Okay, ''what''?
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' I agree</blockquote>
'''ZOO977:''' Grey sticks to you after visiting the past.
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' This has not been addressed by the Homestar Runner universe, so I'ma let this slide</blockquote>
This is that last of it.

'''NICHOLAS:''' Okay... I'm going to do nothing with writing down ten thousand ways about how that makes no sence.
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Nicholas just read my mind.</blockquote>
'''ZOO977:''' Okay! ''{a ding is heard}'' Woah, I got an email?
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Zoo977: He never checks his email the same way twice in a row.</blockquote>
''{sits down. he opens the email}''

<blockquote class="Zoo2">Hi, zoo! 
Have you ever been to the beach? 
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' It would be very sad if you haven't</blockquote>
Sincerely, 
Divzon</blockquote>

'''ZOO977:''' Woah, divzon? How are you?
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Wait a minute, you two know each other?</blockquote>
I've never been to the beach befre. Mainly because ''someone''

'''WENDY:'''
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Random new character number one.</blockquote>
Hey!

'''ZOO977:''' -won't drive to the good beach!

'''ZORAX:'''
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Random new character number 2</blockquote>
''{Walking in}'' Did you say beach?

'''ZOO977:''' Yep! However, we need to manipulate wendy.
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' The implications are terrifying</blockquote>
We need a good, working plan.

''{cuts to the living room. dot, albino, nicholas, marissa
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Random new character number 3. Seriously, It's like the only character's you've introduced the right way are Larry and Ozz799.</blockquote>
, and hardhat are watching zorax, floating over wendy. his flotation device gives off a lime green glow. wendy has blank eyes}''
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Que the Twilight Zone theme</blockquote>
'''WENDY:''' ''{hypnotized}'' I will take you to the good beach.

'''DOT:''' That was genius! How did you make that work?

'''ZORAX:''' Um... ''{points to the lever on his flotation device}''
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' It could not have been that easy.</blockquote>
'''DOT:''' Oh.

''{cuts to inside of a red car. wendy is driving. the kids are throwing popcorn at each other. a screen is playing sponge bob.}''

'''WENDY:''' I have no clue what you did to make me drive you to the beach.
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Weren't you reading the transcript? That random new kid hypnotised you</blockquote>
'''ALBINO:''' ''{shoving a popcorn bucket onto his head}'' Yay!
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Aren't you supposed to be the smart one?</blockquote>
''{cuts to a beach. zoo, dot, and albino are wearing orange swim suits. wendy is sun bathing in a blue bathing suit, and zorax has his head sticking out out the water. nicholas is in a green swim suit. marissa is in a pink swimsuit. shes helping nicholas into a floating chair. dot, zoo, and albino are in the water.}''
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Definitely at the beach.</blockquote>
'''ZOO977:''' Conch fight!
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' What's that strange smell? 
'''REMOLAY:''' Oh that? It's my brain burning</blockquote>
''{zoo, albino,dot, and zorax all pick up conch sheels, which they begin throwing at each other. one hits a plate with a hamburger. a bunch of ketchup hits wendy's sun tan lotion out of the way.}''
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' I have a bad feeling about this.</blockquote>
'''MARISSA:''' ''{to nicholas}'' There!

'''NICHOLAS:''' Thanks! ''{goes in the water. a wave approaches. nicholas doesn't care. the kids get out of the water.}''

'''WENDY:''' ''{splurts some ketchup on her}'' I need more tanning lotion.
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' I am having trouble riffing this episode</blockquote>
''{the kids each come back with a glowing green surf board. and presume to go in the water. as the wave approaches, the kids get on the surf board. nicholas falls asleep.}''
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' I sense a Futurama reference in here somewhere</blockquote>
'''ZOO977:''' NOW! ''{zoo, dot, and albino swim away from the wave. they get on top temporarily. nicholas comes on top of the wave, too. they stare at nicholas, and fall off}''

'''MARISSA:''' This is weird. I'm gonna get a smoothie. ''{walks off screen.}''
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' This appears to have nothing to do with anything</blockquote>
'''WENDY:''' This tanning lotion feels weird. I'm gonna try a new one. walks off screen, not realizing she's totally red}''
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Everything is going on at once! I can't follow it!</blockquote>
'''ZOO977:''' Whatever. ''{him and dot get out of the water. marissa walks on screen with a smoothie. zoo is talking to dot. marissa is about to have her smoothie. zoo and dot are about to kiss}''
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' I knew this moment was coming from the moment Dot was introduced</blockquote>
'''WENDY:''' ''{offscreen}'' AAAAAAH!

''{zoo and dot jump, and bonk their heads.
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Well, there goes that moment ''{starts laughing}''</blockquote>
marissa drops her smoothie. albino shakes violently in the water. nicholas wakes up. the kids then group up, and run towards wendy. cuts to another potion of the beach. a green void is in the ground}''

'''EVERYONE BUT WENDY:''' Whats that?!?

'''WENDY:''' Never mind that! I've tanned way too much!
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' I think some weird void thingy is more important that your Catsup soaked back!</blockquote>
''{a dun dun dun is heard. the screen fades to black. the words dun dun duuuuun! appear, along with the back and again buttons}''
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' This isn't that start of another storyline, is it?</blockquote>
{{zoo paper}}

==Easter eggs==
Click on the first dun to see nicholas frantically writing a list, labled what that doesn't make sense.
==Fun Facts==
*Grey sticking is a reference to the last email series.
*Wendy using ketchup instead of sun tan lotion is a reference to the comic Foxtrot.
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' I appear to have missed that one.</blockquote>
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