https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=RiffText%2FWiki_User_Email_Zoo977%2FbaloneyRiffText/Wiki User Email Zoo977/baloney - Revision history2026-04-09T22:39:42ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=RiffText/Wiki_User_Email_Zoo977/baloney&diff=172066&oldid=prevRemolay: Created page with '==Summary== The baloney man comes to the island! '''CAST:''' Zoo977, Bubs, Homestar, Strong Bad, Pom Pom, Albino, Strong Sad ''{easter egg}'' '''SETTING:''' The Pool Room, The ...'2010-12-30T21:35:10Z<p>Created page with '==Summary== The baloney man comes to the island! '''CAST:''' Zoo977, Bubs, Homestar, Strong Bad, Pom Pom, Albino, Strong Sad ''{easter egg}'' '''SETTING:''' The Pool Room, The ...'</p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>==Summary==<br />
The baloney man comes to the island!<br />
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'''CAST:''' Zoo977, Bubs, Homestar, Strong Bad, Pom Pom, Albino, Strong Sad ''{easter egg}''<br />
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'''SETTING:''' The Pool Room, The Island, The Feild ''{easter egg}''<br />
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' I before E except after C, unless pronounced A as in Neighbor and Weigh. Weird is a weird word.</blockquote><br />
==Transcript==<br />
''{cuts to the pool room. zoo walk in, and sits down at the computer}''<br />
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'''ZOO977:''' ''{while typing in zoo_mail.exe, singing to the tune of kevin dubraus chariot}'' Oh e-email! Oh e-email!<br />
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' I don't get it</blockquote><br />
<blockquote class="Zoo2">Hey hardhat!<br><br />
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Note to whatever moron wrote this email, Zoo and Hardhat are two different people... things.</blockquote><br />
The baloneymans back in town! WhatshouldIgetwhatshouldIget?<br><br />
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' A new spacebar.</blockquote><br />
Eagerly,<br><br />
Someone waiting in line.</blockquote><br />
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'''ZOO977:''' The baloney mans back in town?!? <br />
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' This is either missing an apostrophe or a whole word</blockquote><br />
ALBINO!<br />
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''{cuts to the island. strong bad, homestar and pom pom are waiting in line for bubs, who's in a beached baloney truck. zoo and albino; arrive in a canoe with a pirates flag}'' <br />
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' ''{singing}'' A pirate I was meant to be, eating a sammich, Bologna.</blockquote><br />
'''ALBINO:''' Looks like we have to wait.<br />
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'''ZOO977:''' You can! I need to give advice to the eager waiters! ''{walks up to homestar}'' What do you want?<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' I need something to help me calm down. This one little kid, ridi-<br />
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'''ZOO977:''' Yeah yeah, got hurt doing a flip on a one eighty!<br />
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:'''' We've all heard it, even though you only told it to Strong Bad the on time.</blockquote><br />
'''HOMESTAR:''' ''This'' kid was using an ironhorse!<br />
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'''ZOO977:''' Ok... Any ''other'' reason you want a balogna ''{pronounces how it looks}'' <br />
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Everyone has done this joke at some point.</blockquote><br />
sammich?<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' Um... not really!<br />
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'''BUBS:''' One taste tested sandwich it is! ''{holds up a bitten sandwich}''<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' Thanks, baloneyman! Also I think I have the call down! Watch! ''{climbs the palm tree, making it bend over. it flings homestar off}'' BAAAALogNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! ''{pronounces as it looks}''<br />
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Okay, this actually made me laugh</blockquote><br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' My turn!<br />
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'''ZOO977:''' And why do you want a sandwhich?<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Why? Are you taking a survey?<br />
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Why yes I am, Bubs wants to know why the hell anyone would want a Bologna Sammich</blockquote><br />
'''ZOO977:''' No, I'm helping people decide on the right sandwhich!<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' All I want is something thats not expired!<br />
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Outta luck there, buddy.</blockquote><br />
'''ZOO977:''' I'll have to check inventory.<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' What are you, a full time worker here?<br />
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'''ZOO977:''' Nope!<br />
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' I'm a part time thief.</blockquote><br />
''{goes inside the truck, comes out}''<br />
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Just as I suspect, we're all out of "not expired"</blockquote><br />
How does a gumball suprise sound?<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' I'll take it!<br />
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'''BUBS:''' Here ya go! One ''{bends his arm over his mouth}'' cough cough ''{bends his arm away, speaking normally again}'' Gumball suprise!<br />
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' ''{eagerly}'' Oh! I wonder what the surprise is!</blockquote><br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Thanks! ''{takes the sandwich, licks the gum ball}'' Bubs, what ''is'' this?<br />
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Eww?</blockquote><br />
'''BUBS:''' Lets just say-<br />
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Definitely Eww.</blockquote><br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' I want to know whats in it!<br />
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'''BUBS:''' Fine! Its a ball of pink bologna!<br />
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Better for a sammich anyway.</blockquote><br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Woah! Like a gum ball in a gum ball! ''{takes a boat from hammerspace, sails off. pom pom moves to the window}''<br />
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'''ZOO977:''' And you?<br />
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'''POM POM:''' (Are there any condiments?)<br />
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' And by translating him you have managed to take the fun out of Pom Pom. Congrendulates, Zoo977.</blockquote><br />
'''BUBS:''' All I got is mustard and ketchup!<br />
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' No mayo? What the hell is wrong with you?</blockquote><br />
'''POM POM:''' (I'll have an I love bologna with ketchup)<br />
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'''BUBS:''' He're ya go! ''{tosses an I love bologna sandwich with ketchup to pom pom.<br />
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' I would probably eat that. <br /><br />
'''REMADIN:''' You'd eat anything that was grapefruit free.</blockquote><br />
he floats off. albino walks up to the window.}''<br />
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'''ZOO977:''' Lemme guess, an open smile sandwhich, and a gumball suprise!<br />
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'''ALBINO:''' I hate gumball suprise!<br />
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'''ZOO977:''' ''{lowers eyelids}'' I meant for me.<br />
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Mooching off of you pet The Cheat? I am disappoint.</blockquote><br />
'''ALINO:'''<br />
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' And now you misspell his name? Get thee to an english class!</blockquote><br />
Oh yeah... right.<br />
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'''BUBS:''' Here ya go! ''{holds up two sandwiches. albino grabs the open smile, zoo grabs the gumball suprise}''<br />
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'''ZOO977:''' Thanks! ''{climbs up the palm tree, sits on top of it. albino pushes him off}''<br />
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'''ALBINO:''' This is my spot!<br />
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Revenge is a dish best served on whole wheat bread.</blockquote><br />
'''ZOO977:''' ''{gets up}'' Understood. ''{holds up the sandwich like he's about the eat it. cuts back to the pool room}'' And thats how I decide. Ask them questions that make it so obvious.<br />
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Wait, was there an actual email being answered here? It looked like all zoo read was the word Baloneyman and ran off.</blockquote><br />
{{zoo paper}}<br />
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==Easter eggs==<br />
Click on questions to see another clip.<br />
:'''EASTER EGG FOOTAGE'''<br />
:''{cuts to the field, with strong sad at his book stand. Homestar walks up}''<br />
:'''HOMESTAR:''' Which book should I get?<br />
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Fun with Dick and Jane</blockquote><br />
:'''STRONG SAD:''' I suggest you get ''The Adventures of-''<br />
:'''HOMESTAR:''' AAAH! Words over seven letters long!<br />
==Fun Facts==<br />
*"One ''{bends his arm over his mouth}'' cough cough ''{bends his arm away, speaking normally again}'' Gumball suprise!" Is a reference to DNA Evidence.<br />
*The book stand is from the baloney man.<br />
*An Iron horse is a brand of bike.<br />
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Learning can be FUN!</blockquote><br />
{{Rifftext Wiki User Email Zoo977/email list}}</div>Remolay