https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=RiffText%2FWiki_User_Email_Zoo977%2FatlantisRiffText/Wiki User Email Zoo977/atlantis - Revision history2026-05-02T03:54:18ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=RiffText/Wiki_User_Email_Zoo977/atlantis&diff=178627&oldid=prevRemolay: Created page with '==About== '''CAST:''' Zoo977, American red cross workers, Dot, Raggoneal<br> '''SETTING:''' The ocean, an American Red Cross ship, Atlantis ==Transcript== ''{cuts back to the oce...'2012-09-11T14:18:29Z<p>Created page with '==About== '''CAST:''' Zoo977, American red cross workers, Dot, Raggoneal<br> '''SETTING:''' The ocean, an American Red Cross ship, Atlantis ==Transcript== ''{cuts back to the oce...'</p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>==About==<br />
'''CAST:''' Zoo977, American red cross workers, Dot, Raggoneal<br><br />
'''SETTING:''' The ocean, an American Red Cross ship, Atlantis<br />
==Transcript==<br />
''{cuts back to the ocean. it is nighttime. zoo is jittering on the packy}''<br />
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'''ZOO977:''' Well, time for drastic measures. <br />
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<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Eat the packy. eat the packy. eat the packy.</blockquote><br />
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'''UNSEEN MAN:''' This is the american Red Cross. Please stay calm. <br />
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<blockquote> '''REMOLAY:''' God dammit.<br /><br />
'''REMADIN:''' Hooray! The day is saved! <br /><br />
'''REMOLAY:''' What is wrong with you, man?<br /><br />
'''REMADIN:''' I can enjoy a storyline even if it's poorly written. Mind you not this storyline, but I can pretend.</blockquote><br />
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''{a boat comes in, and picks up zoo on a boat. they direct him o another room. cuts to the orange room on the ship. zoo is in there, shivering}''<br />
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'''ZOO977:''' Time to check my email, I guess. ''{opens an email}''<br />
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<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' I just realized something. These are a lot like Linkara's reviews, except not the least bit interesting.</blockquote><br />
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<blockquote class="Zoo3"><br />
Dear Zoo,<br><br />
Have you ever been to Alantis?<br><br />
They turn you into sea-animals!<br><br />
HELP!<br><br />
Raiphin, Raggoles, Raggoneal, and Megaphin (Raiku, Raggon, Raggonix, and Megan)<br />
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'''ZOO977:''' I would go and help, but I have bigger issues on hand. I need to get back to my friends! <br />
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<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' People need to be rescued from Atlantis, but my friends who are in no danger at all are much more important!<br /><br />
'''REMOLAY:''' Wow. That's positively cruel. I commend you, Zoo. For once in my life I am proud of you. Now don't fuck it up.</blockquote><br />
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''{opens a map on his computer. he begins drawing a path}'' This is where the cruise ship started. it went alll the way over here. It should be taking a new path now. draws a map.}''<br />
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<Blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' GOD DAMMIT ZOO! </blockquote><br />
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''{a man walks in wearing a red cross uniform}''<br />
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'''MAN:''' Is everything alright?<br />
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<blockquote> '''REMADIN:''' No! There are people trapped in some evil form of Atlantis, and Zoo can't format or write to save his life!<br /><br />
'''REMOLAY:''' Well I'm sure he's improved since then...<br /><br />
'''REMADIN:''' And now we have one big question. Why the hell have our roles switched for bit only!</blockquote><br />
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'''ZOO977:''' I ned <br />
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<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' No. No, you Zoo. Dumbass.<br /><br />
'''REMADIN:''' Hey-diddly-ey there, Neighborino.</blockquote><br />
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to get back to my cruise ship. <br />
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'''MAN:''' We have no way of finding where it is.<br />
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'''ZOO977:''' So our best hope is to go to where it ends. ''{draws a path}''<br />
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'''MAN:''' Sir, that leads through ''{gulps}'' Miami and Bermuda.<br />
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<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Pussy.</blockquote><br />
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'''ZOO977:''' What do you have againsed them.<br />
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'''MAN:''' Never mind. ''{yelling}'' Sudden route change! Go straight for West narry, Oralina! <br />
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<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Sign me up for soccer class, Debra.</blockquote><br />
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''{leaves the room}''<br />
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'''ZOO977:''' I might as well call the ship. ''{opens his cell phone, dials something. a split screen shows dot holding the phone on the other line}'' <br />
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<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Because I wouldn't dare ruin a corny stupid love story, the next several lines will go unriffed ''{Remolay opens his mouth to speak}'' Shut up, you. </blockquote><br />
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'''DOT:''' Hello?<br />
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'''ZOO977:''' Hi, Dot.<br />
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'''DOT:''' Let me know: why are you cheating on me?<br />
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'''ZOO977:''' What do you mean?<br />
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'''DOT:''' I saw your email! You still aren't back.<br />
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'''ZOO977:''' But you don't understand! I wouldn't go out with someone else!<br />
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'''DOT:''' Then whats the true story?<br />
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'''ZOO977:''' I was diving with albino, an-<br />
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'''DOT:''' The cruise ship doesn't sell diving suits!<br />
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'''ZOO977:''' You can go to the store!<br />
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'''DOT:''' Look, you broke my heart before my birthday. I don't wan't to continue this conversation.<br />
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'''ZOO977:''' Can you at least go to the ship store?<br />
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'''DOT:''' Fine. ''{hands up. the split screen closes}''<br />
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'''ZOO977:''' ''{bows his head}'' I just hope she understands.<br />
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''{suddenly, the ship shakes. everyting seems to be tilting, except zoo}''<br />
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'''ZOO977:''' Now what just happened? ''{put his stuff in his backpack. leaves the room. cuts to the deck. the sky is stormy. some workers are on the deck. zoo walks in}'' Whats happening?<br />
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'''WOMAN:''' We're going out of controle! We need to evacuate!<br />
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<blockquote> '''REMOLAY:''' Iceberg ahead! </blockquote><br />
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'''ZOO977:''' How? We dont have life boats!<br />
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<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Really? A red cross ship has no life boats. That's just shitty planning right there. </blockquote><br />
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'''WOMAN:''' Thats the problem.<br />
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''{suddenly, the boat begins turning}''<br />
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'''ZOO977:''' WHIRL POOL!<br />
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''{the ship sinks into the water cuts to under water. zoo s in a drowning phase. suddenly, he begins breathing properly}''<br />
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'''ZOO977:''' Whats happening?<br />
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''{a new camera view shows that the city of atlantis is below him}''<br />
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<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Insert amazing music here</blockquote><br />
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'''ZOO977''' A-a-atlantis?<br />
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''{cuts ot the entrance of atlantis. raggoneal swims in}''<br />
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'''RAGGONEAL:''' Good thing you're here! We've mutated drastically!<br />
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'''ZOO977:''' I'll help you if you help me.<br />
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'''RAGGONEAL:''' With what?<br />
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'''ZOO977:''' Did you see a cruise ship go by?<br />
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'''RAGGONEAL:''' Yes. It was going ''{points to the right}'' that way! <br />
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'''ZOO977:''' Thanks! ''{swims off}''<br />
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'''RAGGONEAL:''' Wait! Won't you help us?<br />
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'''ZOO977:''' I need to make the formula on dry land! ''{swism off}''<br />
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<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' And they were never heard of again. </blockquote><br />
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{{zoo paper 2}}<br />
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'''ZOO977:''' ''{points his head ion}'' Awesome ocean theme! ''{begins swimming off}''<br />
==Easter Eggs==<br />
Click on raggoneal at the end to make him eat a cormer of the paper. You can only do this once.<br />
==Fun Facts==<br />
*Miami and Bermuda are two of the three islands making the bermuda triangle.<br />
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<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Fun Fact(TM): Miami isn't an island.</blockquote><br />
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*The American Red Cross is a corporation for american health.<br />
*Most of this email has a shoe in reference to [[Wiki User Atlantis]].<br />
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