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<p><b>New page</b></p><div>==About==<br />
Raggon ask's zoo what he would be like as an adult. A sub question rises.<br><br />
'''CAST:''' Zoo977, random kids, Older zoo, office workers, an orchestra, scientists, Dot, Zorax, Xaviar (easter egg)<br><br />
'''SETTING:''' The pool room, a living room, an office building, a concert hall, a labratory, a house<br />
==Transcript==<br />
''{cuts to the pool room}''<br />
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'''ZOO977:''' As I went down in the river to type, an e-e-mail about that good old way. ''{opens an email}''<br />
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Still go nothing. Seriously, can you use a song I've heard of</blockquote><br />
<blockquote class="Zoo2"><br/><br />
Hey Zoo!<br />
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What would it be like if you were a adult?<br />
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Slightly more destructive<br /><br />
'''REMADIN:''' Yet, better written.</blockquote><br/><br />
Your friend,<br/><br />
Raggon<br/><br />
</blockquote><br />
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'''ZOO977:''' Well, there are a few types of adult's ''{pronounced adults with a hard a}''<br />
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Please don't do that again. It annoys me when anything does that.</blockquote><br />
out there. Let's scratch down to the center of this ice berg!<br />
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' If this is anything like it implies, it will be long, cold, and painful.</blockquote><br />
''{cuts to two kids playing in a blue room}''<br />
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'''ZOO977:''' For one funner to controle type, there are peanuts adults.<br />
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Explain to me how this is more fun to control than, say, a Vigilante</blockquote><br />
''{an older zoo walks onscreen}''<br />
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Not if he's a Peanuts adult</blockquote><br />
'''OLDER ZOO977:''' Wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah. ''{pronounces each wah like adults in charlie brown do}''<br />
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''{cuts to an office building. many people are working}''<br />
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'''ZOO977:''' Next, theres a adult that really needs to go to solitay confinment.<br />
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' See, this is much more fun to control. And more likely.</blockquote><br />
''{an older zoo977 flies in riding in a helicopter}''<br />
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'''OLDER ZOO977:''' WEEEEEEEEEE! ''{begins randomly shooting everywhere}''<br />
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' The workers remain unflinching</blockquote><br />
''{cuts to an orchestra.}''<br />
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'''ZOO977:''' Next, theres the guy who spends his whole life practacing and gets into the ordchestra!<br />
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' I remember when mom would take us to the ordchestra. So painful</blockquote><br />
''{the orchestra stands. zoo is seen in it, playing his flute}''<br />
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''{cuts to a labrotory. and adult zoo is wroking with chemicles.}''<br />
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Ah, the most dangerous</blockquote><br />
'''ZOO977:''' Next, there's the idiot scientist.<br />
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Ah, the most fun.</blockquote><br />
'''OLDER ZOO977:''' If I mix these unstable chemicles, a bomb that will cause all birds to go extinct will be made! ''{holds the viles like hes about to pour one into another.<br />
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Two minutes later...<BR /><br />
'''REMOLAY:''' Cut to Zoo's funeral...</blockquote> <br />
cuts to a living room. zoo is on a chair, with hot cocoa, wrapped in a towel}''<br />
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'''ZOO977:''' And then there's the adult who gets into some giant surgical accident.<br />
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Eh, close enough.</blockquote><br />
''{cuts back to the computer}''<br />
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'''ZOO977:''' There ya go, rags on a rack. Well, the-<br />
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'''DOT:''' Wait!<br />
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''{a zoom out shows dot next to the desk}''<br />
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'''DOT:''' Are there any adults with plomarten?<br />
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' With what?<Br /><br />
'''REMADIN:''' I assume it's a form of Phlobotinum</blockquote><br />
'''ZOO977:''' Leets find out! ''{typing}'' People with plomarten underscore list dot exe. ''{presses enter}'' Lets soo,<br />
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Soo, 1. Locks at two of the great lakes in Sault Saint Marie. 2. Misspelling of See</blockquote><br />
me, you, albino... Here! Xaviar... zorimen? ''{yelling}'' ZORAX!<br />
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'''ZORAX:''' ''{floats in}'' Yes?<br />
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'''ZOO977:''' Why didn't you tell us you had an older brother?<br />
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Probably the same reason I don't alway mention mine.<br /><br />
'''REMADIN:''' Who said it's his brother? Wait... HEY!</blockquote><br />
'''ZORAX:''' Ever notice my flotation device? He caused me to need it.<br />
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'''ZOO977:''' Erm... ohlookatthetimebye! ''{rushes out}''<br />
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{{zoo paper}}<br />
==Easter eggs==<br />
Press zorax at the end to see a picture of Xaviar.<br />
==Fun Facts==<br />
*Xaviar is a character zoo planned on making around this email.<br />
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' I could have sworn he was used earlier. I guess I was wrong.</blockquote><br />
*Zoo plays the flute, explaining why older zoo was playing it in the orchestra.<br />
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