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==Summary==
A bowl of lettuce asks zoo if he preferres drink 1 or 2 in a taste test.
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Business as usual in Free Country, USA. 
'''REMADIN:''' I'm going to go invent colas called Drink 1 and Drink 2. Then I'll bring Drink 1 back with a different formula as Drink Classic. 
''{Remolay presses a button, the Stolen Joke alram sounds}''</blockquote>
'''CAST:''' Zoo, Dot, Ethan, Homestar, Homestars "pet washing machine", Strong Bad, The cheat, Marzipan, Larmey, Lettuce man (easter egg), Strong Sad (easter egg)

'''SETTING:''' Zoos living room, Zoos bedroom, The recording studio, The show, Homestars basement, Strong bads basement, The feild (easter egg)

==Transcript==
''{zoo and dot are in the living room}''

'''ZOO977:''' Where was I supposed to be again?
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Miles away from anyone ever</blockquote>
'''DOT:''' You should be at the advertisment filming studio.

'''ZOO977:''' I'll be there in a bit. ''{cuts to his bedroom}'' At least she doesnt know I dont want to be there!
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' What?</blockquote>
<blockquote class="Zoo1 ">
Hey Zoo977! 
I was wondering, which do you prefer 
in a standered taste-test: Beverige A 
or beverige B? 
<blockquote>''{Remadin walks in with Drink 1 and Drink 2}'' 
'''REMADIN:''' God DAMMIT! 
''{Remadin throws the drinks down and runs away}''</blockquote>
From, Salad Man
</blockquote>

'''ZOO977:''' I really wish this wasn't the only computer I had.
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' You seem to take it around anywhere anyway.</blockquote>
Anyways, I was just about to go to the recording studio to film a commerial! Lets go see!
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' What does this have to do with anything?</blockquote>
''{cuts to a recording studio. zoo walks in.}''

'''ZOO977:''' Hey, Ethan! I'm here to answer an em- I mean film the commercial!

'''ETHAN:''' Okay. First of all, I need you to go and put on a grapefruit costume.
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' I might pay to see Zoo in a grapefruit costume</blockquote>
'''ZOO977:''' Why?!? This is a taste test commercial!
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Which is done on location with random people.</blockquote>
'''ETHAN:''' Er... Better effect?

'''ZOO977:''' Just begin filming.

''{there is a blue set. holmestar walks on, and puts two glasses of cola on the podiums. zoo walks up.}''

'''HOMESTAR:'''Zoo, this cola ''{holds one glass}'' is the normal brand. This bottle ''{holds another glass}'' is fluffy puff cola!
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' That second one actually sounds pretty good</blockquote>
'''ZOO977:''' ''{drinks glass 1}'' Well, this is ok. ''{drinks from glass two. he turns green, spits it out, and kicks homestar}'' This makes cow manure taste heavenly!
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Well, so much for that one.</blockquote>
'''ETHAN:''' Cut!

'''ZOO977:''' Can you give me another soda, at least?

'''ETHAN:''' How about a cheese test?
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Is this a statement on Zoo's acting?</blockquote>
'''ZOO977:''' Would you mind a gallon of milk on your head?
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Lolwut.</blockquote>
''{cuts to zoo on the show}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' We will now compare fluffy puff col-

'''ZOO977:''' You promised this would be another drink!
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Zoo, we're recording... 
'''REMADIN:''' ''{yelling}'' **** IT! Do it live!</blockquote>
'''HOMESTAR:''' Okay... detergent? ''{holds a container of bleach}''

'''ZOO977:''' Not even gonna comment. ''{leaves}''
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' And now the world goes topsy turvey, as Zoo appears to be confused by his own writing</blockquote>
'''HOMESTAR:''' I don't get it. My pet ''{cuts to homestars basement, with a washing machine wearing a coller}'' washing machine loves this stuff!
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' This may be the worst email yet...</blockquote>
''{cuts to zoo, strong bad, and the cheat in strong bads basement.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Its simple! Just switch the cola they have with this ''{shakes a cup of cola with 5 packs worth of sugar at the bottom}'' and put the fluffy puff cola in place of the "normal" cola.

'''ZOO977:''' ''{jumps up}'' Great idea!
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' It actually IS a good idea.</blockquote>
''{cuts back to the recording studio}''

'''ETHAN:''' Where have you been?!? We're shooting this in 2 minutes!
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' DOOOOOOOOOM!</blockquote>
'''ZOO977:''' Don't worry, I'm prepared. ''{when no-ones looking, he does the switch. cuts to marzipans house}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' I wonder how homestar's cola commercial is! ''{turns on the TV}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{on the tv}'' Now, drink the fluffy puff cola!

'''ZOO977:''' ''{picks up the glass, drinks out of. his eyes turn orange}'' SUGAR!!!
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Like I said, a good idea.</blockquote>
''{cuts back to zoos bedroom. larmey
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Who?</blockquote>
is sitting at the computer}''

'''LARMEY:''' He really doesn't like taste test commercials, Lettuce man! Also, hes
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' He's</blockquote>
currently running around crazy in the field.

{{zoo paper}}

==Easter eggs==
Click on the glass of fluffy puff cola in the first scene to see a bottle.
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Not a bottle of anything. Just a bottle.</blockquote>
Click lettuce man to see a person with some lettuce for their head.

Click crazy to see zoo and caffeinated strong sad running around at the feild.
:'''Easter egg transcript'''
:'''ZOO977:''' 72! Wooddavers!
<blockquote>''{Remolay and Remadin nod, Remadin pushes a button, and the Stolen Joke Alarm sounds}''</blockquote>
On the chair!
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Hey, zoo! Hey, zoo! Mr.4 landed on checkmate!
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' More random than Strong Sad would ever be, even caffeinated.</blockquote>
::If you click lettuce man before crazy, lettuce man will walk in the background of the scene.
==Fun Facts==
*Caffinated Strong Sad, wood davers, and "hey, zoo" are refferences to caffine.

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