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==Summary==
Zoo is asked what he would do with a billion dollars.
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Answer, Any zarking thing he wants.</blockquote>
'''CHARACTERS:''' Zoo977, Strong bad, Homestar, Albino, Dot, Crowd

'''SETTING:''' The computer room, zoos living room, a concert practice room, the concert hall, albinos room, dots room, the deck ''{easter egg}''

==Transcript==
'''ZOO977:''' I dont think I should have just eaten that omelet.
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Hey! Someone stole my breakfast!</BLOCKQUOTE>
<blockquote class="Zoo1 ">Hey Zoo977, 
 
If I gave you a billion dollars,
(not saying I will) What would you do with it? 
STrong Intelligenr
<BLOCKQUOTE>'''REMOLAY:''' When you can not spell your own name, YOU HAVE FAILED!</blockquote>
</blockquote>

'''ZOO977:''' A BILLION DOLLARS?!? ''{calms down}'' Well, I would start off by buying a 5 foot long tv. You know, one with a billion channels.
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' lolwut?</blockquote>
''{cuts to a big, blank room. a big TV appears on the wall.}''
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Next, you actually build the room that could fit this TV and not have it look really weird.</blockquote>
'''ZOO977:''' Then, you would need to put in a big sofa. ''{one appears}''
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Now you feel like number one/ Shining bright for everyone... 
'''REMOLAY:''' You know what, just no.</blockquote>
maybe a case of movies. ''{again, one appears}'' Then you put up a bunch of video game systems. ''{a wii, x box 360, ps3, ps2, and an x box appear.
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Seriously can't complain about this one, but I would like it if a Genesis, Super Nintendo, NES, and the japanese versions of all were there too</blockquote>
then, strong bad walks into the room}'' Hey, who let you into my imagination?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Um... you let me in? Anyways, you need a 40 cushion couch that surrounds the room. ''{one appears}''

'''ZOO977:''' Hey! ''{cuts to another room}'' Next, I have to make a practice stage.
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' I'll let you fly around in the practice stage for a while. when you're ready for the big game, just go back to the main menu</blockquote>
'''HOMESTAR:''' I'll make it! ''{begins to build the stage}''

'''ZOO977:''' What the- Who's letting everyone into my imagination? ''{looks back.}'' While your building that, can you put up a guitar and a flute?
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Homestar then... 
''{Remadin hits Remolay}'' 
'''REMOLAY:''' What? I was going to say "Formed a union".</blockquote>
'''HOMESTAR:''' Sure! ''{when the stage is made, a normal flute and guitar appear.}''

'''ZOO977:''' Make the flute golden, and the guitar a light yellow. ''{that happens}'' Now, I need to find out why everyone is in my imagination!

'''HOMESTAR:''' Blame that! ''{points to a door, leading in and out of zoos imagination}''
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' lolwut.</blockquote>
'''ZOO977:''' I thought I locked that! Anyways, back on task. ''{cuts back to the stage}'' Then, put some chairs in front. ''{some foldable chairs appear}'' perfect! ''{cuts to another blank room}'' Now, what about albino's room? ''{cuts to a cluttered room}'' Just... it would be cleaned.
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' I always picture Albino as the Neat Freak type.</blockquote>
'''ALBINO:''' I worked hard for that mess! No ones cleaning it!

'''ZOO977:''' Well, that regal bed wasn't cheap!
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' What regal bed?</blockquote>
'''ALIBNO:''' ''{leaves}''
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' ''{facepalms}''</blockquote>
'''ZOO977:''' Then I would go and schedule a concert at the concert hall for me, dot, and albino to play. ''{cuts to the concert hall. zoo, albino and dot all appear, along with a big audience. cuts back to zoos house}'' Then, I would make homestar build a deck. ''{homestar appears}''
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' So... few... capital... letters... Must avoid exploding head... ELEPHANT! 
''{Stolen Joke alarm sounds}'' 
'''REMOLAY:''' I hope you like it, I just had it installed. We just push a button whenever we find a joke that was stolen from somewhere else.</blockquote>
'''HOMESTAR:''' I will not work without pay!
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Hah, looks like I was right about the union.</blockquote>
''{a marshmallow appears out of no-were}''
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Nowhere.</blockquote>
I'll do it! ''{begins to build one}''

'''ZOO977:''' Then, dot would get that bed she's been wanting. ''{a cut shows dots room. the bed turns lime green. cuts back to the computer room}''
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' That's it? 
'''REMOLAY:''' How anticlimactic</blockquote>
Thats the first few things I would do. now, PLEASE, PLEASE SEND THE MONEY!
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY AND REMADIN:''' No.</blockquote>
{{zoo paper}}

==Easter eggs==
Click on first to see the finished deck, complete with a Culvers.
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Remadin! What does the scouter say about his lolwut level!? 
''{Remadin fishes below his seat for a scouter and puts it on}'' 
'''REMADIN:''' ''{yelling}'' It's over 9000!!! 
''{Remadin brakes the scouter, the stolen joke alarm sounds.}''</blockquote>
Click on SEND THE MONEY to see zoo waiting at the mail box, asking when the money gets there.
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Never.</blockquote>
==Fun facts==
Up to this point, this was the longest email, at 35 lines.
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Really? it seemed short to me.</blockquote>
Culvers is a real restaurant chain, famous for its butter burgers.
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' A few emails ago you said they were famous for their frozen custard! Why not just say both!?</blockquote>
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