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==Summary==
Zoo is asked about his diet.
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Remolay, I'm shutting you up before you make a sexist remark. 
'''REMOLAY:''' That just tells me you thought of it too.</blockquote>
'''CAST:''' Zoo, Albino, Dot, The KOT ''{easter egg}''

'''SETTING:''' Zoos room, zoos kitchen, culvers,
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' I suddenly crave Frozen Custard. 
'''REMOLAY:''' I suddenly crave, like, ten butterburgers.</blockquote>
the king of towns castle ''{easter egg}''

==Transcript==

'''ZOO977:''' I'm gonna watch Steamboy after this email. ''{an email pops up}''
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' What?</blockquote>
<blockquote class="Zoo1 ">Dear Zoo977, 
What is in your basic diet? 
Ice cream? Goats? Total crap? 
Or you might not eat, and that's okay. 
Dennis Dunjinman 
</blockquote>

'''ZOO977:''' WAIT! If you go dennis, you meet Dennis ''Dunjinman?''
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Yeah, pretty much.</blockquote>
Anyways, my diet? Well, lets start off with the basics.

''{cuts to a big table}''

'''ZOO977:''' First of all, theres omelette's.
<blockquote>''{Remolay Facepalms. Remadin headdesks}''</blockquote>
''{albino then puts 5 omelette's on the table}'' Not that many. ''{picks up two, puts them aside}''
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Pan left to find the King of Town eating said omelettes</blockquote>
'''ALBINO:''' And a few glasses of milk.

'''ZOO977:''' Right! ''{puts on 3 gallons of milk, and some huge glasses}''
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Is there a bone condition for when you get to much calcium?</blockquote>
'''ALBINO:''' For a side, you have the normal assortment of fruits. ''{a dish appears with cherries, watermelon bite-sized pieces, grapefruit, oranges, apple, and bananas}''

'''ZOO977:''' WRONG! ''{the grape fruit gets replaces with lime slices}'' Thats better.
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Strangely enough, I agree here. 
'''REMADIN:''' Beside the fact that "grapefruit" is only one word, yeah.</blockquote>
'''ALBINO:''' And my breakfast... ''{a peanut butter sandwich appears on the table with a glass of orange juice (normal sized)}''
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' As far as I'm concerned, that's lunch.</blockquote>
'''ZOO977:''' Okay, thats not my real breakfast. It also has french fries.

''{cuts back to the computer room}''

'''ZOO977:''' So thats one weeks breakfast for me. For lunch...

''{cuts to dot, Zoo, and albino at a culvers}''
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Zoo is fast on the way to an early death. 
'''REMOLAY:''' Their burgers become sentient and... 
'''REMADIN:''' Hush, you.</blockquote>
'''ZOOO977:''' I usually have a grilled cheese sandwich. ''{as he says cheese, a grilled cheese sandwich appears on the table}'' Then, I take advantage of the prize token by copying it, and printing 9 more copies. ''{10 prize tickets appear}'' Then I sell any prize I get.
<BLOCKQUOTE>'''REMADIN:''' I don't understand how this would work.</blockquote>
'''DOT:''' When we go here, I like to have a butter burger. ''{a burger appears on the table}'' But, We don't go here that often.
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Probably a good thing, small girl. Culvers is fattinin' you up so they can eat ya. 
'''REMADIN:''' This, ladies and mentlegen, is the reason that Remolay is not allowed around children.</blockquote>
'''ALBINO:''' I just have the shrimp platter. ''{one appears on the table}''

'''ZOO977:''' I usually bring some water to drink. ''{three small bottles appear on the table}''

'''ALBINO:''' I like selzer
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Seltzer.</blockquote>
water. ''{one label then changes, and says selzer water.}''

'''DOT:''' And dinner...

''{cuts to a table at zoos house}''

'''ZOO977:''' We start dinner off with a good appetizer. ''{a small basket of bread appears on the table}''

'''DOT:''' Then I serve everyone some penne pasta with tomato sauce.

'''ALBINO:'''I always put up some sliced fruits. ''{pasta appears on everyones plates, and a bowl with fruit appears in the middle of the table.}''

'''DOT:''' This is our favorite dinner!

'''ALBINO:''' Although we forgot the dessert. ''{a bowl of fruit salad appears}''
<blockquote>'''REMADIN''' This... is not a bad dinner at all. 
'''REMOLAY:''' Yeah, they're obviously lying.</blockquote>
''{cuts back to the computer room}''

'''ZOO977:''' Well, dungeon man, we have a pretty strange diet. NO, I DON'T EAT GOATS.

{{zoo paper}}

==Easter eggs==
Click on the fruit bowl to change between fruits.

Click on goats to see a bonus clip:
:'''THE KOT:''' ''{is sitting in front of a TV, with a goat in front of him.}'' My favorite! ''{cuts back}''
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' I was SO CLOSE!</blockquote>
==Fun facts==
*Culvers is a fast food chain famous for its custard.
<BLOCKQUOTE>'''REMADIN:''' Custard and Frozen Custard are not the same thing</blockquote>
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