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==Summary==
Zoo gets an email from a glass of soda, and talks about being on a crazy train.
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' I'm going off the rails on a... Wait a minute....</blockquote>
'''CAST:''' Zoo, The Cheat, Homsar, Marzipan, Strong Bad, Albino, Homestar, Hammerhead Wannabe ''{easter egg}''

'''SETTING:''' Zoo's bedroom, Homsar's house, a mountain, a train, the train cockpit, the courtroom ''{easter egg}'', Hawaii ''{easter egg}''

==Transcript==
''{Zoo walks in, holding a pie}''
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Can I have a Piece?</blockquote>
'''ZOO977:''' It took me so long to make this pie!
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Can I have a Piece?</blockquote>
''{a ding is heard. Zoo jumps, and the pie gets in his face}''
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' And I don't think I can take it/ 'cuz it took so long to bake it/ And I'll never have that recipe again/ Oh Nooooooooo</blockquote>
'''ZOO977:''' Aw, man! At least its cherry! ''{opens this email}''
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' So you are just going to leave that cherry goop on you this entire email?</blockquote>
<blockquote class="Zoo1 ">
Dear Zoo Keeper 
Have you ever gone "off the rails" on a crazy train? 
Ozzy Osbourne
</blockquote>

'''ZOO977:''' A crazy train, Oozing Osbourne?<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:'''Oh come on, this guy's famous.</blockquote>
I must admit, Homsar is the king of crazy things. Do toy trains counts?

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{walks in covered in dripping white paint}'' ''(I think fizzy soft drink<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Wrong.</blockquote>
means any kind of a train.)''
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Whatever happened to ''(blank) The Cheat noises''?</blockquote>
'''ZOO977:''' The Cheat, I need Albino! Where is he?

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''(Just play along.)''
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' I'd really rather not</blockquote>
'''ZOO977:''' Okay, "Albino". Can you get Homsar?

'''"ALBINO":''' ''(Here he is.)'' ''{points at Homsar}''

'''HOMSAR:''' The lego fish paste made me greet pole at a spongy treasure.
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:'''Uhh... I can't figure this one out. Remadin? 
'''REMADIN:''' Nothing, this mess is really giberish.</blockquote>
'''ZOO977:''' ''{wearing a safari suit}'' This rare specimen is not very bright, using a stop sign as a dog.
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' I doubt he's that stupid.</blockquote>
Lets see how it entertains itself.

''{cuts to Homsar's house. Zoo is filming him}''

'''HOMSAR:''' ''{is throwing toy trains everywhere.}'' DAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ''{dissapears.}''

'''ZOO977:''' ''{Back at the computer}'' Now if you mean a real train...

''{cuts to a view of a train. It is going down a rail-less mountain. cuts inside the train. Marzipan, Strong Bad, Zoo, Albino, and The Cheat are flying around.}''
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Lolwut.</blockquote>
'''ALBINO:''' You can't hurt me,
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Don't tell me what I can and can't do!</blockquote>
I'm a lawyer!
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' So am I. People still hurt me.</blockquote>
'''MARZIPAN:''' You're not the only one thats angry!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Help me, The Cheat!

''{cuts to The Cheat holding onto a hole in a window}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''(Help me out of this!)''
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' The window or the train? In either case, the solution is to LET GO!</blockquote>
'''ZOO977:''' Who the bobba's driving this?

''{Zoo crawls through the doorway, revealing Homestar pouring all sorts of liquids onto the controls}''
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Homestar appears to be holding the Stupid ball today.</blockquote>
'''HOMESTAR:''' This is funner than my genetic experiment on The Cheat!

'''ZOO977:''' Do you realize how angry the passengers are?!?
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Do you realize how angry I am?!?</blockquote>
'''HOMESTAR:''' How can a passing star be angry?

'''ZOO977:''' RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! ''{pulls out a swiss army knife}''
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Well, this show just got ten times more interesting</blockquote>
''{cuts back to the computer.}''
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Dammit.</blockquote>
'''ZOO977:''' So as you can see, orange soda, I have been on a crazy train off the tracks. And my Cheat
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' The Cheat.</blockquote>
sued Homestar, and everything worked out well.
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' So you didn't kill him?</blockquote>
{{zoo paper}}

==Easter Eggs==
Click on sue at the end to see a bonus clip.

''{zoo is in a tuxedo at a court room, talking to homestar, with stitches on his forehead}''
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' This show just got ten times more interesting. 
'''REMOLAY:''' So did Homestar steal the knife?</blockquote>
'''ZOO977:''' So tell me, Homestar, what did you think of how you were driving the train?

'''HOMESTAR:''' I can only say Ozzy Osbourne brand soda wasnt good for it.
<Blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' [http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=4554516 Objection!] 
'''REMOLAY:''' ''{sigh}'' [http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=4554532 Overruled.]</blockquote>

Click on my cheat at the end to see a postcard showing Albino and Hammerhead Wannabe on a Hawaiian beach, wearing sunglasses.

==fun facts==
Ozzy Osbourne is a real celebrity.
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:'''Oh lord, Zoo is trolling us</blockquote>
"made me greet pole at a spongy treasure." is a Spongebob reference, to when Pearl took over the Krusty Krab for a week.
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' I've seen the episode he's talking about and I don't see it</blockquote>
Bobba is a word used on habbo hotel to replace swears.
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' What the bobba is this bobba?</blockquote>
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