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'''REMOLAY:''' Who?
tries to kill zoo and albino. '''CAST:''' Zoo977, Albino, Sir Stron...'

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==Summary==
The last part of the blast from the past series. Ozz
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Who?</blockquote>
tries to kill zoo and albino.

'''CAST:''' Zoo977, Albino, Sir Strong Bad, Strong Man, Ozz799

'''SETTING:''' An old timey factory, Old timey street, Old timey sewer, The motel room, A random house, Old timey Street ''(easter egg)''
==Transcript==
''{cuts to strong man and sir strong bad closing in on zoo and albino. albino shivers, but then jump, he begins dragging zoo by his feet}''

'''ZOO977:''' Where are you taking me?
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY AND REMADIN:''' ''{yelling}'' Disneyland!</blockquote>
'''ALBINO:''' Jump! ''{jumps into an open manhole. a big KABOOM! is heard. cuts to inside a sewer. albino now has a bright red
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' I repeat from two emails ago, There are no colours in 1936. It is all in Black and White.</blockquote>
scar.}''

'''ZOO977:''' Well, at least we're safe.
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' I don't recall you jumping</blockquote>
''{zoo and albino walk off screen. a red set of eyes can be seen in one tunnel.
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' GHOST curses you, Zoo977</blockquote>
cuts to a weird tunnel, where theres a ladder}''

'''ALBINO:''' I don't care how slippery the bars are, we need to climb up!

'''ZOO977:''' WOAH! ''{falls into the muck back first}'' Great. We have two maniacs trying to kill us and were stuck in the sewer.
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Suddenly, Mutated turtles who happen to be teenaged ninjas appear</blockquote>
'''??????:''' Thats not the worst of it.

'''ALBINO:''' Who said that?!?!

'''ZOO977:''' I dunno...

'''??????:''' How could you forget... ''{walks out of the shadows it looks like marissa,
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' She hasn't been introduced yet</blockquote>
but wearing a white outfit. she wears a whole head mask, and has a kanata
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Now there's a girl after my own heart.</blockquote>
in her belt}'' ...your sister?
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' What!? Okay, now you can do it, Remolay. 
'''REMOLAY:''' ''{eagerly yelling}' Dramatic STING!!!</blockquote>
'''ZOO977:''' Ozz?!? Wh-why are you here? As a white ninja? Pirate? Radio station? Zombie?
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Okay, now I'm confused.</blockquote>
'''OZZ799:''' You neglected me! Ignored me! And everyone payed attention to you. Well, ''{takes out kanata}''
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' I repeat, a girl after my own heart. 
'''REMADIN:''' She's probably younger than Zoo. 
'''REMOLAY:''' Forget I ever said anything!</blockquote>
Not anymore!

'''ZOO977:''' RUUUUN! ''{grabs albino, climbs the ladder. cuts to the motel room. albino and hardhat
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Since when is Hardhat there?</blockquote>
are panting}''

'''ALBINO:''' Are you sure she won't find us?

'''ZOO977:''' I put a steel plate over the window, and closed it. I did the same with the eye hole.
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Door, apparently still breakable</blockquote>
''{sits down at the fancy}'' Email time!
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' You really choose the worst times to check your email</blockquote>
''{clicks email}''
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' The following is unedited. It has not been changed in any way 
'''REMOLAY:''' Seriously. Zoo or the person who sent this screwed up here. I love it!</blockquote>
<block quote class="Zoo2"> 
Dear Zoo977,
Greetings! I have came back from 
the dead and came to kill you for 
my revenge! 
Great hate, 
Ozz779
</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' What get's me is that the "Dead" part was not addressed until now</blockquote>
'''ZOO977:''' I'm pretty sure we've covered that already. Now, how do we get rid of you?
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Bash 'em in the head, that seems to work.</blockquote>
''{cuts to an old timey street. sir strong bad and strong man are walking around.}''

'''SIR STRONG BAD:''' Where is that man? He hasn't yet learned his lesson!
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Your lesson for the day is 2+2=4</blockquote>
''{suddenly, the manhole moves. Ozz jumps out}''

'''OZZ799:''' Tell me where Zoo977 is RIGHT NOW!

'''STRONG MAN:''' (There are ninjas in 1936?)
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Well, there certainly were before then</blockquote>
'''OZZ799:''' Deal with it. Besides, who hates ninjas?
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Ever hear of Ninjas Vs. Pirates.</blockquote>
'''SIR STRONG BAD:''' You are after zoo, too?

'''OZZ799:''' Yes I am. What are you after him for?

'''STRONG MAN:''' (We've had a grudge for a while now.)
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' He killed Bicee.</blockquote>
'''OZZ799:''' I think I know where he might be. Follow me.

''{Everyone leaves. a bit of the grass turns green.
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Oh no, Colour.</blockquote>
cuts back to the motel room}''

'''ALBINO:''' I think we should just go back!

'''ZOO977:''' But how can we do that?

'''ALBINO:''' You think I left home without ''{holds up a purple book}'' Physics of the impossible?
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Please tell me I'm not the only one who heard a little bit of fanfare there</blockquote>
'''ZOO977:''' Ok...

''{a black screen appears, labeled 4 days later. cuts to outside, where theres a strange machine. A ton of grass is green now.<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' This cannot be good.
</blockquote>
zoo and albino enter the machine}''

'''ALBINO:''' Just a few seconds and-

'''OZZ799:''' ''{offscreen}'' GET HIM!!!
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' It took you four days to find him? You are fail</blockquote>
''{runs on, with strong man and sir strong bad. as the machine begins to fade, ozz toches is, and fades with it.
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' If I know my doctor who, this is either just going to be very painful, or she's gonna die</blockquote>
when its gone, sir strong bads foot gets colored}''

'''SIR STRONG BAD:''' What disease has come to me?
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Racist.</blockquote>
NOOO!

''{cuts to a street. ozz, zoo, and albino appear. crashes into a house, zoo and albino into shrubs. they look around}''

'''ALBINO AND ZOO977:''' Welcome back! ''{run offscreen}''
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Note how Ozz's fate is not revealed, she is still alive. 
'''REMOLAY:''' Why do we care? We don't!</blockquote>
{{Zoo paper}}
==Easter eggs==
Click on ozz when she first appears to make her suit black for the rest of the toon.

Click on the shrub zoo crashed into to see the old timey field in color.
==Fun Facts==
"white ninja pirate radio station" and "'''STRONG MAN:''' (There are ninjas in 1936?)

'''OZZ799:''' Deal with it. Besides, who hates ninja's?" are refferences to ''Destroy All Humans 2: Make war, not love.''
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:'''' I never got very far in that game</blockquote>
''Physics of the Impossible'' Is an acctual book.
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Every once in a while we find out about something cool in here, I now want this book</blockquote>
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Remolay: Created page with '==Summary== The last part of the blast from the past series. Ozz '''REMOLAY:''' Who? tries to kill zoo and albino. '''CAST:''' Zoo977, Albino, Sir Stron...'

Remolay: Created page with '==Summary== The last part of the blast from the past series. Ozz
'''REMOLAY:''' Who?
tries to kill zoo and albino. '''CAST:''' Zoo977, Albino, Sir Stron...'