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'''REMADIN:''' I think this was established in Blast for the Past 1.
'''CAST:''' Zoo9...'

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==Summary==
Sir strong bad and strong man are after zoo and albino!
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' I think this was established in Blast for the Past 1.</blockquote>
'''CAST:''' Zoo977, Albino, The Homestar Runner, Sir Strong Bad, Fat Dudly, Sloopy

'''SETTING:''' The Motel, The Lobby, Old Timey the field, Strong bads Basement, The Grits factory, an office
==Transcript==
''{cuts back to the motel room. Zoo wakes up}''

'''ZOO977:''' Good morning, alpine tree!
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Zoo's speaking in Homsar! Quick, get the holy water!</blockquote>
'''ALBINO:''' What?

'''ZOO977:''' Tree's can talk?

'''ALBINO:''' ''{throws some water on zoo's face}'' Wake up!
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' I would have done the more violent method of "punching repeatedly" or "Beating with a blunt object", but this works too.</blockquote>
'''ZOO977:''' I'm ''trying'' to fit in here, and the only way to do that is to act brainless!
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Act?</blockquote>
'''ALBINO:''' Anyways,
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Horrible Segue-ways</blockquote>
Ima go get us some breakfast!

'''ZOO977:'''Ok! ''
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Generic acknowledgement that someone said something!</blockquote>
{goes up to the desk, with the fancy on it. clicks email}''
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' and Albino isn't bothering with breakfast now?</blockquote>
<blockquote class="Zoo2"><div>Subject: Gonna Cut You</div>
Hey sucka!<br />
I'm a cut you up!<br />
- Strong Bad
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Rule broken. At least this one isn't Zoo's fault</blockquote>
</blockquote>

'''ZOO977:''' Have you not noticed that I'm in the past? Or do yo- Wait, what? Bad grammar? This isn't strong bad!
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' It must be Strong Bad's evil twin brother, Weak Good!</blockquote>
''{checks the senders bar}'' Who the craps
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Verb in the present tense, or a card game.</blockquote>
"sir strong bad"?
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' So much for Zoo not breaking the rule.<br />
'''REMOLAY:''' Greetings, sucker! I am going to cut you with a sharp object repeatedly!</blockquote>
'''ALBINO:''' ''{just before leaving the room}'' We'll have to find out after breakfast.
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Wait, so Albino waited for Zoo to check his email?</blockquote>
'''ZOO977:''' Erm... I wanna come. Especially after the "Zoo ''loves'' roasted pickles" incident.
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Who dosen't roasted pickles?<br />
'''REMADIN:''' Yeah, Watchu got against roasted pickled</blockquote>
''{cuts to the motel lobby. Sir strong bad, the homestar runner, and fat dudely are downstairs}''

'''ZOO977:''' Waddaya mean you don't have bologna ''{pronounces as it looks}''
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Yeah, that joke isn't funny anymore</blockquote>
sammiches?

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{working there}'' I'm sorry, all we have are bologna sandwiches!

'''ZOO977:''' ''{eyelids lowered}'' And you did not get that ''how?''
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' I doubt he gets it now.</blockquote>
'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Not a clue.

''{zoo and albino grab two sandwiches, and walk up to a table. they begin to eat}''

'''SIR STRONG BAD:''' ''{at his table, writing in a journal}'' Day 42:
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' I really hope this is reference to something.</blockquote>
I finally got the sneak to add "sir" In front of my name.
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Would that be "Sir Sir Strong Bad?</blockquote>
Maybe his play is working better than I thought. Next up: destroy all snack factories.
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY: Dramatic STING!</blockquote>
'''ALBINO:''' ''{after swallowing a bite}'' I think he might be sir strong bad!

''{then, strong man and the sneak enter. zoo and albino duck under their table}''

'''THE SNEAK:''' ''{wags (?) his nose}''

'''SIR STRONG BAD:''' Good day to you, too!

'''ZOO977:''' ''{whispering}'' I think we have a problem. Someone we need to stop is with our enemy for life!
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Dramatic STI... ''{Remadin hits Remolay}'' Ow!</blockquote>
''{the screen pauses and darkens, and a record scratch is heard. kirbychu HR'D appears.}''

'''KIRBYCHU HR'D:''' Note to viewers: I'm zoo's mortal enemy. Not this guy. ''{doodles a mustache on strong man with sharpie}'' Thats better. ''{kirbychu moves away. The toon continues}''

'''ALBINO:''' He he... Strong man has a mustache!

'''STRONG MAN:''' (How did I get this mustache? Wait, zoo must be here!)
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' But Zoo didn't do anything.</blockquote>
'''SIR STRONG MAN:''' May you direct me to him? ''{holds up a carving knife}''
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Can I please do it?<br />
'''REMADIN:''' No.</blockquote>
'''STRONG MAN:''' (sure.) ''{walks up the stairs. sir strong bad follows. then, zoo and albino make a run for it}''

'''ZOO977:''' We need to find out how zachary made kolamy!

''{cuts back to strong bads basement. zacharys there.}''
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' How many Zacharys are there?</blockquote>
'''ZACHARY:''' ''{takes a red lightbulb, takes a piece of glass off it. attaches the glass to a square eyeglass frame, and attaches to a half of a cell phone}''
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' What the...</blockquote>
Man, baby kolamys are easy to make!
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' What?<br />
'''REMADIN:''' Well, That's a kick in the nuts of inventing if ever there was one.</blockquote>
''{cuts back to the grits factory}''

'''ZOO977:''' I think we should be safe here.
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' I rather doubt that.</blockquote>
'''ALBINO:''' As if! He nearly drowned you!

'''ZOO977:''' You were sawimming the entire time!
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Sa-WIMing</blockquote>
'''ALBINO:''' SWIMMING?!? ''{runs off. zoo follows. then, strong man and sir strong bad enter}''

'''SIR STRONG BAD:''' You narrow minded baboon! There not here!
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Now, if I am not Mistaken, This is a snack factory</blockquote>
'''STRONG MAN:''' (maybe so. we'll check again later.)

''{both walk off}''

'''ZOO977:''' See?!? They almost found us!

'''ALBINO:''' Swim swim swim!
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Albino's dear struggle with Post Traumatic Stress Disorder... Sorry, PTSD is never funny. I apologize.</blockquote>
'''ZOO977:''' Ima go talk to the manager here.

''{cuts to an office. a woman is sitting in a chair}''

'''ZOO977:''' If anyone named strong man or sir strong bad ask for entry, don't let them in!
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Come in here, it's hard to hear you while your still in the other scene.</blockquote>
'''WOMAN:''' And why not?

'''ZOO977:''' Well, ''{looks at the name plate}'' sloopy,
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' This just has to be the beginning of a horrible pun</blockquote>
sir strong bads trying to cut me up!

'''ALBINO:''' ''{heard lightly}'' What does this do?
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' No, Dee Dee. No!</blockquote>
'''ZOO977:''' Hang on, sloopy. ''{walks off}''
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Called it.</blockquote>
''{cuts to a control panel. albino is about to press a big button with a skull on it}''

'''ALBINO:''' ''{presses the button. as zoo enters}'' Nothings happening.
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Of course not, that wasn't a big red button.</blockquote>
'''ZOO977:''' ''{sighs}'' What did you press?

'''ALBINO:''' This button! ''{points to the button. the lights get brighter, and then fade}''
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' I just remembered there are no colours in 1936...</blockquote>
'''ANNOUNCER:''' Attention all workers. The boiler has just exploded. Please evacuate.
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Then how is anyone still alive?<br />
'''REMADIN:''' Who in their right mind would add a boiler explosion button!?</blockquote>
'''ZOO977:''' YOU PRESSES THE BUTTON WITH THE ''SKULL''?!?

'''ALBINO:''' I was told to!
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' By who?</blockquote>
'''ZOO977:''' WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE! ''{runs out side with albino. suddenly, strong man and sir strong bad walk on screen. they begin to walk toward zoo as the screen fades}''
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' DRAMAT... ''{is punched twice by Remadin}'' Hey! It fits here.<br />
'''REMADIN:''' I don't care.<br />
'''REMOLAY:''' When did you get more violent than me?</blockquote>
{{zoo paper}}
==Easter eggs==
None.
==Fun facts==
*The motel and grits factory are references to the last email.
*Hang on Sloopy is a song.
{{Rifftext Wiki User Email Zoo977/email list}}

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Remolay: Created page with '==Summary== Sir strong bad and strong man are after zoo and albino! '''REMADIN:''' I think this was established in Blast for the Past 1. '''CAST:''' Zoo9...'

Remolay: Created page with '==Summary== Sir strong bad and strong man are after zoo and albino!
'''REMADIN:''' I think this was established in Blast for the Past 1.
'''CAST:''' Zoo9...'