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Homestar pays for his actions against [[Homestar Intelligence Agency|the HIA]].
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' The what.</blockquote>
==Summary==
'''Cast (in order of their appearance): {{User:Im a bell/sig}}, [[HRWiki:Stinkoman|Stinkoman]], {{User:TheStick/sig}}, [[HRWiki:The Cheat|The Cheat]], [[HRWiki:Strong Bad|Strong Bad]], [[HRWiki:Strong Mad|Strong Mad]], [[HRWiki:Homestar|Homestar]], [[HRWiki:Coach Z|Coach Z]], [[HRWiki:Homsar|Homsar]], [[Wikipedia:Leonard Nemoy|Leonard Nemoy's head]], A Little Kid'''

'''Places (in order of ther appearance): Im a bell's computer room, A Torture Chamber, The Head Museum.'''

==Transcript==
'''IM A BELL:''' My heaadd, has a big ol' crack innit...
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' That explains so much.</blockquote>
In the year three-thousand...housand! ''{reading}''
<Blockquote class=imabell><div>The HIA</div>Dear agent Iab,<br/>what did you do to homestar after you found out he asassinated <br/>Homeboss Coverup? And why did he do it?<br/>Agent SM (Stinkoman)<br/><br/><br/></blockquote>
''{Im a bell stops reading in the middle of the word "asassinated". cries.}''
<blockquote>''{Lightning Guy stops reading at the first period. cries.}''</blockquote>
'''IM A BELL:''' NOOOOOOOO! HO-O-OMEBOOOSSSS! WHY?!!! Darn you Stinkoman!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' DARN YOU ALL!</blockquote>
Why'd you have to bring that up?!!

''{stops crying}''

'''IM A BELL:''' Ahem... well, ''{typing}''what we did first was preform [[Wikipedia:Chinese Water Torture|''Chinese Water Torture'']]
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Putting links in dialogue. That will be so useful in the real world.</blockquote>
on him.

''{cut to a scene where Im a bell, TheStick, The Cheat, a happy Strong Bad, and Strong Mad are surrounding a tied up Homestar who has water dropping on his forehead}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' MWA-HA-HA-HAAA! YOU SUCK HOMESTAR!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' i suck lollipops too</blockquote>
'''HOMESTAR:''' NO! NO! NOOOO!!! I can't take it anymowe!

'''STRONG MAD:''' HAPPY DROPPAWEEN!!!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Get it? It's a pun.</blockquote>
'''THE CHEAT:''' WHAT THE CRAP DOES THAT EVEN MEAN, STRONG MAD?!!! Uhhhh... I mean, <small>Heh-neh-reh-nih-meh?</small>

'''HOMESTAR:''' WOAH! The Cheat? You really can talk? Weird.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' And totally in character.</blockquote>
''{cut back to the computer}''

'''IM A BELL:'''''{typing}'' Then we tried ''Coach Z/Homsar Torture''...

''{cut to a scene where Coach Z and Homsar are standing around a tied up Homestar}''

'''COACH Z:''' JORB JORB JORB JORB JORB...
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' I see.</blockquote>
'''HOMSAR:''' ''{simultaneously}'' DAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaA...
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' It makes so much wonderful sense.</blockquote>
'''HOMESTAR:''' PLEASE! STOP THE MADNESS!

''{cut back to the computer}''

'''IM A BELL:'''''{typing}'' Then we went easier on him...

''{cut to a Torture Chamber where Homestar was lowered into a vat of acid}''
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Is he still in the acid, or is he more deformed than usual now?</blockquote>
'''HOMESTAR:''' Well, at least this is better than that Chinese Water Torture...

''{cut back to the computer}''

'''IM A BELL:'''''{typing}'' As for why, let's go to the '''Head Museum'''!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Decapitating your relatives for science since 1985!</blockquote>
''{cut to Im a bell entering the Head Museum}''

'''IM A BELL:''' Hey, Spock!

'''LEONARD NEMOY'S HEAD:''' Live long and prosper!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Too late for that advice.</blockquote>
''{a little kid knocks Nemoy's head to the ground}''

'''NEMOY:'''''{angrily, to little kid}'' And to you, live short
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' But he's a ''little'' kid. I thought that meant he was already living short.</blockquote>
and be defeated!

''{cut to Homestar's head}''
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' I'm sure it's still better than communist Gatorade crap.</blockquote>
'''IM A BELL:''' Here we are! Now Homestar, why did you kill Homeboss?

'''HOMESTAR:''' I'll never tell! You can dip my body into a witches' brew of acid, but I'll never tell you that I was supposed to be his successor!

'''IM A BELL:''' Well, that's why, Stinkoman!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' But he never told.</blockquote>
He was supposed to be the leader if Homeboss died! But things didn't work out the way you wanted it to, did they?
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' But Stinkoman never said he wanted it to go either way.</blockquote>
''{the paper comes down}''

==Real-World References==
*The Head Museum and The year 3000 are references to [[Wikipedia:Futurama|Futurama]]
*"The year Three-Thousand...Housand" is a reference to an episode of [[Wikipedia:Mystery Science Theater 3000|MST3K]]
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Where have I heard of that before...</blockquote>
where TV's Frank has an invention called a "lederhosen...hosen" (a pair of lederhosen with a garden hose attached to it).

==Goofs==
*Homestar didn't kill Homeboss Coverup, he made him dissapear out of existence.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' I love how you point out your own goofs.</blockquote>
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