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<p><b>New page</b></p><div>There are a lot of horrible restaurants.<br />
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' I had no idea.</blockquote><br />
== Summary ==<br />
'''Cast (in order of their appearance): Bling, 1-up, Grundy, Stinkoman, Generic Man, Generic Woman, Waiter'''<br />
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'''Places: Im a bell's computer room, Stinkoman's house, A restaurant, Another restaurant, Yet another restaurant, one more restaurant'''<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
'''BLING:''' In order to make a great email show,<br />
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' And do other impossibles of the form,</blockquote><br />
'''1-UP:''' And avoid breaking 1.6,<br />
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'''GRUNDY:''' We have decided,<br />
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'''ALL:''' To check email together!<br />
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' That was too anticlimactic.</blockquote><br />
<blockquote class=bling><div>Restaurant</div><br />
Dear Bling,<br/><br />
Have you ever been to a restaurant and you had a bad waiter or waitress?<br/><br />
Sam The Man<br />
</blockquote><br />
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'''1-UP:''' Hmm... I can't think of anything... OH WAIT! There was this one time...<br />
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Hey, Lois, you remember that time when</blockquote><br />
''{cut to Stinkoman's house}''<br />
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'''1-UP:''' Yeah, I'd like some chocolate pudding, please.<br />
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' They'll never stop.</blockquote><br />
'''STINKOMAN:''' This isn't a restaurant.<br />
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'''1-UP:''' Make that vanilla.<br />
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' They'll never freaking stop.</blockquote><br />
'''STINKOMAN:''' We don't even HAVE any vanilla pudding!<br />
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'''1-UP:''' How much?<br />
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'''STINKOMAN:''' Grrr... DOUBLE DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' How so very original.</blockquote><br />
''{Cut to outside the house. An explosion comes out of a window. Cut back to the computer room}''<br />
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'''1-UP:''' That guy was annoying. I didn't even get my pudding!<br />
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'''GRUNDY:''' Does that even count?<br />
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Nothing in this show ever does.</blockquote><br />
'''BLING:''' I doubt it. One, that's in the future.<br />
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Oh, and Bling's a psychic now.</blockquote><br />
Two, that wasn't even a restaurant. Grundy, what about you?<br />
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'''GRUNDY:''' Well...<br />
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''{cut to a restaurant}''<br />
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'''MAN:''' ''{looks at Grundy}'' I don't want to eat at a place that sells chicken THAT uncooked!<br />
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' "But maybe if I skin it alive here and there, I won't even notice!"</blockquote><br />
''{cut back to the computer room}''<br />
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'''GRUNDY:''' And there was this other time...<br />
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''{cut to another restaurant}''<br />
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'''WOMAN:''' ''{looks at Grundy}'' I didn't know any restaurant sold chicken that raw!<br />
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' See, it's funny because it's the exact same joke.</blockquote><br />
''{cut back to the computer room}''<br />
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'''BLING:''' Uhh... Aren't those almost the same?<br />
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Maybe if he says "almost", he can get away with it.</blockquote><br />
And didn't they have NOTHING to do with waiters or waitresses?<br />
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'''GRUNDY:''' Yeah, you're right. Well, what about you?<br />
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'''BLING:''' Hmm...<br />
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''{cut to a restaurant}''<br />
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'''BLING:''' I'll have some more of the red wine, please.<br />
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'''WAITER:''' Aren't you too young to drink wine?<br />
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' You of course ask him that now.</blockquote><br />
'''BLING:''' Shaddup! ''{passes out}''<br />
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''{cut back to the computer room}''<br />
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'''BLING:''' And...<br />
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Another "and".</blockquote><br />
''{cut to another restaurant}''<br />
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'''BLING:''' Here's the money.<br />
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'''WAITER:''' Sir, we don't even ACCEPT yen!<br />
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' And Japanese money is so available here.</blockquote><br />
'''BLING:''' Shaddup! ''{passes out}''<br />
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''{cut back to the computer room}''<br />
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'''GRUNDY:''' You're weird.<br />
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'''BLING:''' You too, kid. You too. ''{passes out}''<br />
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''{the paper comes down}''<br />
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' The question wasn't even addressed. These terrible cutaway "jokes" had barely anything to do with the subject. This is what I call a "failure". This entire email show is a failure, and it will never amount to anything more than a terrible embarrassment for the site it was once on! And I shall add that it has never been more my displeasure to rant and rave on a supposedly comedic feature on some obscure wiki derived from that now-dead aforementioned site! So good job, Bell, for making my entire life a failure! A completely irreversible failure! It's a shame! A crying shame! An-oh, my shift's up. See you guys tomorrow.</blockquote></div>JCM