JCM: three down and you're out

2010-12-02T00:48:06Z

three down and you're out

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Im a bell goes to work.
==Summary==
'''Cast (in order of their appearance): {{User:Im a bell/sig}}, [[HRWiki:Coach Z|Coach Z]], [[HRWiki:Bubs|Bubs]], [[HRWiki:Strong Bad|Strong Bad]], [[HRWiki:Strong Sad|The Master of Time and Space]], {{User:TheStick/sig}}, [[HRWiki:Homestar_Runner|Homestar dressed in a muffler costume]], [[HRWiki:The Announcer|The Priesnouncer]].'''

'''Places: Im a bell's Computer Room, [[HRWiki:Bubs' Concession Stand|Bubs' Concession Stand]], Center of the Universe, [[Homestar Intelligence Agency|The HIA]], [[HRWiki:The House of The Brothers Strong|SB's House]], A Church.'''

==Transcript==
'''IM A BELL:'''''{singing}'' I should have told you all I wanted was to check e-mai-il, but you wanted me to be the deletin' o-one!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' But you've never been suited for anything e-e-ver.</blockquote>
''{high voice}'' yes you di-id!
<blockquote class=imabell>
<div>Jorbs</div>Dare Bellstrom,<br/>wart kindar jorbs yous grot?<br/>Rappa Zay<br/><br/><br/></blockquote>
'''IM A BELL:''' Uh oh. A Coach Z e-mail.

''{types in "translataz.exe"}''

<blockquote class=imabell><div>Jobs</div>Dear Im a bell,<br/>What kind of jobs do you have?<br/>Coach Z<br/><br/><br/></blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:'''''{typing}''I got tons of jobs. One for each day of the week. Except for Monday. That's when I check e-Mail
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' And it somehow takes up the entire day.</blockquote>
(there's a time warp thingy involved). And except Saturday, that's when Bo-bobo's on!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' And ot somehow takes up the entire day.</blockquote>
On Tuesday, I go over to work at Bubs's with Strong Bad. Although, usually he makes me eat old, sweaty, food-shaped costumes.

''{cut to Bubs' Concession Stand. Im a bell is eating the Sad Clowndog costume}''
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' That's why the clowndog is sad. That's why...</blockquote>
'''BUBS:''' Just keep eating that Sad Clowndog! Hey, where's Strong Bad?

'''STRONG BAD:'''''{from inside Im a bell's stomach}'' HELP ME!!!!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Im a bell thought Strong Bad was just the dog meat.</blockquote>
''{cut back to the computer}''

'''IM A BELL:'''''{typing}'' On Wednesday, I go make supernovas and wormholes in the center of the Universe
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Which is actually pretty easy to do.</blockquote>
with Strong Sad-I mean, "The Master of Time and Space".

''{cut to the Middle of the Universe}''

'''IM A BELL:''' Time/Space Master, do we really have to destroy Alpha Centauri?

'''THE MASTER OF TIME AND SPACE:''' YES WE DO!!!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' WE JUST DO</blockquote>
Now, hand me Halley's Comet.

''{cut back to the computer}''

'''IM A BELL:'''''{typing}'' On Thursday, I go run the HIA.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' What the crap is the HI freaking A?</blockquote>
''{cut to the HIA}''

'''IM A BELL:''' Yo twiggy! What's our, uh, ya know, gig fo' today?
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' You must have spent hour coming up with that charade.</blockquote>
'''THESTICK:''' Don't call me twiggy, Im a bell! And this is your week off, remember?

''{Im a bell pulls out a Tommy gun}''
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' He ran out of Jimmy guns, I see.</blockquote>
'''IM A BELL:''' Now look twiggy! You are to call me Don Belletto! And you tell me today's plan or you ain't gettin' no piece of the action, but your gettin' a piece of the lead from this heater, capiche?

'''THE STICK:''' Why do you always act like a mafia boss when you come here?
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Because secret agents are exactly the same as the mob.</blockquote>
''{cut back to the computer}''

'''IM A BELL:'''''{typing}'' On Friday, I go to Strong Bad's house to beat a muffler with a lead pipe. Or something like that.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Or he beats a muffler with a lead pipe like he said.</blockquote>
''{cut to SB's house. homestar is dressed in what appears to be a muffler costume}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' Just keep on hitting me! Hit me! Hit me down!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' That boy sure loves to get spanked.</blockquote>
'''IM A BELL:''' Are you sure that's a muffler?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uhh... Yeah, why not?

'''IM A BELL:''' Okay!

''{Im a bell hits homestar multiple times. cut back to the computer}''

'''IM A BELL:'''''{typing}'' On Sunday, I go to church.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' How ironic.</blockquote>
''{cut to a church. Im a bell can be seen hanging from the church's belfry. The Announcer is a priest conducting a wedding}''

'''THE PRIESNOUNCER:''' And do you, Bubs, take Coack Z to be your lawfully wedded freak?
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' This happens every Sunday.</blockquote>
'''BUBS:''' How did you talk me into this again?

''{cut back to the computer}''

'''IM A BELL:'''''{typing}'' The weird thing is, Coach Z marries Bubs EVERY Sunday!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' I give up.</blockquote>
''{stops typing}'' Well, I gotta go make black hole cake for Strong Sad. Say, You know what would go great with that? Fried Sad Clowndog Costume!

''{Im a bell leaves. The Paper comes down}''

==Real-World References==
*The Email Intro Im a bell sings is a reference to a [[Wikipedia:Godley & Creme|Godley & Creme song, "Wedding Bells".]]

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JCM: three down and you're out