JCM: moved RiffText/Bling Emails/Cute to RiffText/Wiki User Email Im a bell/Cute

2010-12-01T14:01:04Z

moved RiffText/Bling Emails/Cute to RiffText/Wiki User Email Im a bell/Cute

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Bling and Grundy design the cutest thing in the universe. There's just one problem. IT'S PURE EVIL!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' It always is.</blockquote>
== Summary ==
'''Cast (in order of their appearance): Bling, Grundy, 1-up, Senor Cardgage, Cheatball, Cuteball/Sir Cutain XLII'''

'''Places: Im a bell's computer room, Blank Screen'''
== Transcript ==
'''BLING:''' It's email Lucky Numbah 13!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' There's never luck involved when you see a new email up.</blockquote>
'''GRUNDY:''' Er... 13 is unlucky.

'''1-UP:''' Thanks for the 13 pudding cups complete stranger!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' ''Pudding Cups Complete Strangers''</blockquote>
'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' Anydate, Melindagonia!

'''GRUNDY:''' See?

<blockquote class=bling><div>Cute</div>
Dear Bling,<br/>
Could you teach me how to be cute?<br/>
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' What would that disgusting thing know about "cute"?</blockquote>
From,<br/>
Badstar.</blockquote>

'''BLING:'''''{typing}'' How to be cute, eh? ''{stops typing}'' 1-up! Get outta here! You ain't cute!

''{1-up runs away crying. His pudding lands on Grundy's head}''
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Wow! You needlessly abused s Stinkoman 20X6 character twice in one line! You win my scathing disapproval. Don't use it all up at once. Just kidding! There will be plenty more to come!</blockquote>
'''GRUNDY:''' AHHH!!!! SENOR CARDGAGE'S PUDDING! GETITOFF! GETITOFF! GETITOFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

''{cut to the computer room, 5 minutes later}''

'''BLING:''' You okay?

'''GRUNDY:''' Yeah.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' The action never stops.</blockquote>
'''BLING:'''''{typing}'' Anyway, cute...
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' His name is Badstar..</blockquote>
Well, first, you have to be...

''{cut to a blank screen}''

'''BLING:'''''{voiceover}'' A cheatball.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' That's exactly what Bling is.</blockquote>
''{a Cheatball appears}''

'''GRUNDY:'''''{voiceover}'' And have abnormally large eyes.

''{Stinkoman's eyes appear on the Cheatball}''
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Because Cheatball's eyes weren't large to begin with.</blockquote>
'''BLING:''' Oh! And you need to be so happy, it's creepy.

''{The cheatball's mouth becomes bigger and happy}''
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Big Brother is watching you. Be happy ''at all times.''</blockquote>
'''GRUNDY:''' Oh! And you need some nub-legs!

''{the Cheatball grows tiny orange legs}''

'''BLING:''' Don't forget the nub-arms!

''{the Cheatball grows tiny orange arms}''
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Tiny arms and legs would make someone look more like a beer addict.</blockquote>
'''GRUNDY:''' And now,
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' End comma.</blockquote>
'''BLING:''' The ultimate piece to the cuteness puzzle,
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' End comma.</blockquote>
'''BOTH:''' RED-ORANGE FUR!!!!

''{The Cheatball's body becomes red-orange}''

'''GRUNDY:''' Hey, why don't we add an antenna?

'''BLING:''' What kind?
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Let me guess.</blockquote>
'''GRUNDY:''' Katamari Damacy style.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' What a surprise. I was right.</blockquote>
'''BLING:''' Yeah!

''{the Cheatball grows a red and yellow antenna. Cut back to the computer room. The Cheatball is sitting on the desk}''

'''BLING:''' There! The perfect cuteness! Let's call it...

'''GRUNDY:''' CUTEBALL!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' The most creative name ever.</blockquote>
'''BLING:''' That's a great name! Let's go buy Cuteball some food.

''{Bling and Grundy walk off. the paper comes down. 15 seconds later, Cuteball talks}''

'''CUTEBALL:'''''{low and evil voice}'' Hello. I am Sir Cutain XLII. ''{pronounced as "Kyoo-Tayne The Forty-Second"}'' You all are now my slaves! MWA-HA-HA-H-
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Too much beer?</blockquote>
''{Bling and Grundy walk in carrying Grocery Bags}''

'''BLING:''' Hey Cuteball!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Cuteball is very hey today.</blockquote>
'''CUTEBALL:''' GAAH! Er... Uhh... ''{normal voice}'' Cuteball! Cu-Cuteball!

''{the paper comes down}''

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