Noxigar at 16:11, 27 August 2013

2013-08-27T16:11:04Z

Noxigar at 16:07, 27 August 2013

2013-08-27T16:07:52Z

Noxigar at 16:03, 27 August 2013

2013-08-27T16:03:12Z

Noxigar: I WILL BREAK FREE OF THE OPPRESSIVE ROAD. I AM MY OWN MAN. I AM MY OWN WAYNE'S WORLD-DISLIKING MAN.

2013-08-27T15:58:22Z

I WILL BREAK FREE OF THE OPPRESSIVE ROAD. I AM MY OWN MAN. I AM MY OWN WAYNE'S WORLD-DISLIKING MAN.

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 ''{Cut: An old abandoned room. A desk has been placed up, which Shadow Scythe stands at. The rest of the AV Club sits pow-wow style around.}''
-<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:'' I wish I knew what an AV Club ''was''</blockquote>
+<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' I wish I knew what an AV Club ''was''</blockquote>
 '''SHADOW SCYTHE:''' Gentlemen, the foley crew has launched an offensive on our territories. Now then, this situation needs some finesse &mdash;

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 '''BROOKSIE:''' Yeah, but I think we should run it through a distortion pedal next.
-<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Note-to-self: Now that I already know what bukkake is, maybe look up whatever distortion panels are.</blockquote>
+<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Note-to-self: Now that I already know what bukkake is, maybe look up whatever distortion pedals are.</blockquote>
 ''{Cut: Chwoka's office. He is slumping over his desk, hands on head.}''

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 ''{Chwoka flicks a cigarette butt into the bushes, and soon the entire building is aflame. None of the Chooms lose their cool as we cut around to different angles of the entire building on fire. Cut inside, where Eric is holding on to his old consoles as the fire rages around him while he sheds a single tear. JCM is trying to save people, but a ceiling falls on top of him. Cut back outside, as the building collapses.}''
-<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Give no focus to any of the decent characters, and instead focus almost exclusively on all the douchebag protagonists who I cannot like. This is exactly why I abhor Scott Pilgrim, and a few other works that have protagonists all too Byronic to qualify as Byronic anymore due to the writer(s) trying too hard to give them flaws and it completely biting them in the ass, or otherwise making the main protagonist worshipped by the rest of the province despite the main guy being a jackass who no one should ever like. This is why I have a gigantic tendency to root for the antagonists in many of the works I despise, as the BAD GUYS are savorier people than the GOOD GUYS in this pile of rank trash. I already understand why I liked Organization XIII so much. Because the protagonists of Kingdom Hearts were starting to piss me off already by the beginning of Kingdom Hearts 2.
+<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Give no focus to any of the decent characters, and instead focus almost exclusively on all the douchebag protagonists who I cannot like. This is exactly why I abhor Scott Pilgrim, and a few other works that have protagonists all too Byronic to qualify as Byronic anymore due to the writer(s) trying too hard to give them flaws and it completely biting them in the ass, or otherwise making the main protagonist worshipped by the rest of the province despite the main guy being a jackass who no one should ever like. This is why I have a gigantic tendency to root for the antagonists in many of the works I despise, as the BAD GUYS are savorier people than the GOOD GUYS in this pile of rank trash. I already understand why I liked Organization XIII so much. Because the protagonists of Kingdom Hearts were starting to piss me off already by the beginning of Kingdom Hearts 2.<br>
-'''NOXIGAR:''' Also there's just the simple fact you cannot write people to be awful and then expect anyone to sit through your work. There are more than enough shows like that on Comedy Central, and most of them suck. Actually, pretty much all of those shows on Comedy Central that involve protagonists being giant tools, so anything like Workaholics or It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, I would immediately find to be a trainwreck not worth my time ever. I would not mind if they gave these characters development or anything like it, but most of the time people operate under a Tim Buckley-esque mindset of "No, our author avatars are too awesome/funny to change" and then once the hammer hits 'em on the head with how awful their characters and writing are, many of them attempt to reboot their series even though it sometimes just needs to age like a fine wine.
+'''NOXIGAR:''' Also there's just the simple fact you cannot write people to be awful and then expect anyone to sit through your work. There are more than enough shows like that on Comedy Central, and most of them suck. Actually, pretty much all of those shows on Comedy Central that involve protagonists being giant tools, so anything like Workaholics or It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, I would immediately find to be a trainwreck not worth my time ever. I would not mind if they gave these characters development or anything like it, but most of the time people operate under a Tim Buckley-esque mindset of "No, our author avatars are too awesome/funny to change" and then once the hammer hits 'em on the head with how awful their characters and writing are, many of them attempt to reboot their series even though it sometimes just needs to age like a fine wine.<br>
-'''NOXIGAR:''' The reason I riff a majority of works the Choom Gang made is because many of them fall under this problem of "the focus is on the intentionally incorrigible protagonists." The AV Club is just as bad as the main Chooms, but for different reasons not having to do with geekiness and more to do with increased moral ambiguity going the wrong way. I wish I could operate in a world full of Grey, but the Grey is too easy to manipulate in things like this where my Black and White chessboard and me playing as Black tends to be a lot more quality. And the reason I pick Black is because the chess pieces look infinitely cooler in that colour than they would in White.
+'''NOXIGAR:''' The reason I riff a majority of works the Choom Gang made is because many of them fall under this problem of "the focus is on the intentionally incorrigible protagonists." The AV Club is just as bad as the main Chooms, but for different reasons not having to do with geekiness and more to do with increased moral ambiguity going the wrong way. I wish I could operate in a world full of Grey, but the Grey is too easy to manipulate in things like this where my Black and White chessboard and me playing as Black tends to be a lot more quality. And the reason I pick Black is because the chess pieces look infinitely cooler in that colour than they would in White.<br>
 ''{Noxigar takes a deep, deep breath after he has said everything.}''</blockquote>

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Noxigar at 16:11, 27 August 2013

Noxigar at 16:07, 27 August 2013

Noxigar at 16:03, 27 August 2013

Noxigar: I WILL BREAK FREE OF THE OPPRESSIVE ROAD. I AM MY OWN MAN. I AM MY OWN WAYNE'S WORLD-DISLIKING MAN.