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'''ANNOUUNCER:''' Here today is the next best thing. Day 2 of the Battel circuit! In the right corner, we have the foreign man from foriegn
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' But you had it spelled correctly three words ago. Three freaking words ago. How do you</blockquote>
lands... Im A Bell! And in the left, Chaos, recovered from yesterdays nights
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Yesterday nights can be rough on a man.</blockquote>
great Battel against Kanjiro! Who will win the second round? Tune in to find out!

'''CHAOS:''' Let me start. ''{Chaos summons the Devil's Throne and charges red electricity along the palm, then flings him into the air''
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' What did the announcer ever do to you?</blockquote>
''while the energies of the electrocution still hurt him, then he teleports in back of him and drives him into the ground.}''

'''IM A BELL:''' Thank you for killing me.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' This is coming from all of humanity.</blockquote>
NOW MY REAL POWER WILL BE UNLEASHED! Oh, and, Bling, Plan PP!
<blockquote>'''BEAVIS:''' Hurr hurr hurr hurr<br />
'''BUTT-HEAD:''' He said pee-pee hurr hurr hurr</blockquote>
''{Bling appears. He transforms into Professional Patch. Im a bell inverts}''

'''PROFESSIONAL PATCH:''' SERIOUSNESS!!!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Quite.</blockquote>
'''LL E BAMI:''' Mwa-ha-ha-haaaa!!! You can NEVER defeat the anti-bell duo! Negative Churchbell DEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' I haven't seen that big a deuce since the last time I ate at McDonald's.</blockquote>
''{Ll e bami deuces Chaos. A backward chime is heard}''

'''CHAOS:''' Courtesy of
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Stolen from</blockquote>
Kanjiro! ''{Chaos turns into black ash, which wraps around Bami, strangling and chocking him}''

'''LL E BAMI:''' I am anti!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Antisocial!</blockquote>
So, like ''{yakov smirnoff voice}'' Soviet Russia,
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' I give up trying to decipher the crap this guy says. You're all on your own.</blockquote>
''{normal}'' I strangle you! Oh, and, Patch, do something... serious... to him.

'''P. PATCH:''' FACE MY SERIOUSNESS!!!!!! I'm angry!!!!!!!!!!!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' [[Image:ANGERY:PNG]]</blockquote>
Kopatch fusion!

''{P. Patch grows wings and his hair lengthens. Then, thousands of Kopatches attach to him and forms a giant Don Patch Robot}''
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' ''{synthesized}'' Get your hard drives ready 'cause we're about to do the hobot.</blockquote>
'''PATCH ROBOT:''' Sugoi Patchi Mode! Sugoi Patchi Thunder!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Remember, these moves only work when you scream their names as loudly as possible.</blockquote>
''{Sugoi Patchi summons red button lightning''
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' I wonder where that's from.</blockquote>
''which electrocutes Ash-Chaos}''

'''CHAOS:''' ''{sarcastically}'' Ouch. That hurt A LOT. ''{Chaos reforms}'' you don't wanna get me angry! ''{Chaos chrages his fist}''
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' That sounds painful.</blockquote>
NOVA!!! ''{Chaos hits LL E BAMI and he is shot back and forth inside a small field and is damaged with each strike}''

''{Chaos charges his fist with more energy than before}''

'''LL E BAMI & SUGOI PATCHI:''' Supra Jibney Fusion!!!!!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' This is probably going to suck.</blockquote>
''{ll and Sugoi Patch fuse into a gigantic optimus prime that has Sugoi Patch's head}''
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' This is definitely going to suck.</blockquote>
'''LL & SP FUSION:''' WATASHI WA PATCHI MODE!!!!!! DRAGON FIST!!!!!!!!

''{Watashi Wa Patchi preforms SS3 Goku's Dragon Fist on Chaos}''
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' SS3 Goku's Dragon Fist is a euphemism for oral sex, by the way.</blockquote>
'''CHAOS:''' ''{teleports}'' you have nothing against me! SUPERNOVA!!! ''{Chaos preforms an attack like the first nova, except the dome is bigger and LLSP take more damage at a faster rate.}'' You can't stop my assault. I always hit, and well, I always can find the way around things.

''{Chaos constantly teleports too fast for LLSP's swift eyes}''

'''WATASHI WA PATCHI:''' Semi-Pure form!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' True, it doesn't ''totally'' count as sex.</blockquote>
Components, INVERT!

''{Watashi Wa Patchi becomes an all gold optimus prime}''
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' That must have been expensive to design.</blockquote>
'''GOLD OPTIMUS:''' Semi-Pure Watashi Mode!!!!!! NEAR PERFECT SERIOUS CHURCHBELL DEEEEEUUUUCCCEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

''{Semi-pure Watashi deuces Chaos into the sun, casing it to explode and destroy the earth}''
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Oh well. Nobody was using it, anyway.</blockquote>
'''SEMI-PURE WATASHI:''' Hello? Look, I'm gonna transform into my final form. COMPONENTS! PURIFY!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Sorry, once you pop your cherry, you can never replace it.</blockquote>
''{Semi-Pure Watashi transforms into a Golden SS Goku}''

'''GOLDEN GOKU:''' Now I am Pure Watashi!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' But I thought he was Goku.</blockquote>
''{Chaos snaps his fingers, and the red mist clears,''
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Chaos is so awesome, he can clear red mist without it even forming.</blockquote>
''showing a near-dead Gold Goku, kneeling in the center of the stage}''

'''CHAOS:''' I love that power. Now, then. ''{Chaos teleports, and uses his third, biggest charge to make the biggest attack by far}'' AFRONOVA!!!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Everything's badder with an afro.<br />
'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Appreciate, nigras.</blockquote>
''{Gold Goku is shot in every direction, and is damaged more than 100 times the amount of both novas, leaving nothing but the normal Bell.}''

'''IM A BELL:''' Cough! ''{sarcastically}'' Ow, that hurt!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' I wonder how much this battle actually consists of sincere dialogue.</blockquote>
''{normal}'' You don't get it do you? No matter what you do I only get stronger. The form you see me in now is not Im a bell. In fact...

''{Im a bell's head shrinks, his arms, legs, and torso are replaced by the Golden Goku body}''
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Here we go's again.</blockquote>
'''IM A BELL/GOKU HYBRID:''' I lied! that form was actually Almost-Pure Watashi! Now, I am Pure Watashi! Purity Destruction.

''{Pure Watashi self-destructs. the entire universe is destroyed. leaving behind a white void, Pure Watashi, and Chaos's dead body}''
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' You know, when people self-destruct, their selves tend to, well, destruct.</blockquote>
'''PURE WATASHI:''' If you would have stopped my self-destruction, the battel would still be on. But, now I must revert to my normal form.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Then do it already.</blockquote>
If I don't soon,
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Then do it already.</blockquote>
my entire being will be
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Then do it already.</blockquote>
replaced by-

''{Pure Watashi implodes and is replaced by a red verion of himself with horns}''
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Hey, it's Bell's regular form.</blockquote>
'''RED PURE WATASHI:''' -DEMON BELL!!!!!!! Get up, Chaos, this battel is still on!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Please don't.</blockquote>
''{Demon Bell brings Chaos back to life}''
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' ''{choking up}'' This is the first time I ever cried during a movie.</blockquote>
'''CHAOS:''' Hold it. Time for a lesson. I NEVER DIE!!!!Never can, never will.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Except, you know, that time 5 seconds ago when you were dead.</blockquote>
Now, it's time to show what I can do. ''{Chaos splits into 5. All perform the zanmato sequence, except all 5 swords transform into a lagrger, black one.}'' BLACK ZANMATO!!! ''{The black Zanmato instantly kills demon bell permenantly. He's dead forever. Irrevirsible. End of subject.''
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' And two minutes later Bell brings him back through some confusing magical loophole.</blockquote>
''Pure Watashi appears from the smoke}''

'''PURE WATASHI:''' Thank you. I will no longer live in fear of transforming into Demon Bell. This battel is won by you if you wish it. I am going to walk this void for the rest of eternity.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Don't worry. He'll keep himself entertained with Pokemon reruns.</blockquote>
Goodbye, kind sir. Oh, and, the next time we meet, I may be ten times as strong as I ever was before.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Walking through eternal vacuums really exercises those calf muscles.</blockquote>
''{Pure Watashi walks away. 1 million years later, he returns}''
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Man, those years have been awful on his skin.</blockquote>
'''PURE WATASHI:''' Look, Chaos, counting this one, we got 6 more lines, and, Cow Puncher, DON'T YOU DARE BUTT INTO THE MIDDLE OF A BATTEL EVER AGAIN, YOU HEAR ME?????!!!!!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' ''{rubs his ears}'' He'd have to be deaf ''not'' to heat you.</blockquote>
'''CHAOS:''' Let's finish this battel. Just you and me, Bell. I'll even let you give the first hit.

'''PURE WATASHI:''' Sure. Final Purity Destruction.

'''{Uhh... I dunno, you try to explain it. Long story short, A lot of things are purified}''
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' So, it's basically all of your other purity attacks, only with a different name. Creative.</blockquote>
'''CHAOS:''' SOUL BANISHER TRANSFORMATION!!! ''{Chaos transforms into a tall, foggy, scythe-wielding shadow warrior clad in armor}''

''{Chaos swings his scythe at the pure Watashi. He's shot straight out of the ring, and Chaos returns to normal}''
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' They somehow managed to put a ring in an empty void.</blockquote>
'''CHAOS:''' Now it's over.

'''ANNOUNCER:''' I do not believe it! Chaos just finished off Watashi in one swipe!!! And the winner is CHAOS!!!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' They somehow managed to put an announcer in an empty void.</blockquote>
'''CHAOS:''' At least my win/loss is evened out.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' At least nobody still cares.</blockquote>
==Aftermath==

'''CHAOS:''' I'm sorry you lost, Bell, or Watashi. Which ever I beat. I want you to have this special pendant, which controls Watashi's Demon bell transformation. I'll give it to you in a userbox ASAP.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' If I had a choice between a userbox and a cup...</blockquote>
You also get 600 ShadowPoints instead of 300. That was a climactic battel,
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' what</blockquote>
I liked it. Now, I can ready the field for CP's battel soon. Play again and remember, you can compete against Kanjiro in a cup battel! Just let me know that before you do, if so.

'''IM A BELL:''' Thank you. Oh, and, I think I lost all of my power on that last attack. Oh wel.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' It was probably just a typo. Nothing to get worked up about.</blockquote>
AT LEAST I GET TO STOP BEING IN THIS FRICKIN' CALM VOICE! YEEEEHAAW!!!!! I GONNA GO KILL SOME... Not... pigeons...
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' How subtle.</blockquote>
'''COW:''' Parsley fruit! I didn't stop you from breaking the Laws Of Physics!

'''IM A BELL:''' That is the power of Pure Watashi. I hope X66x66 wil
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' It's alright, it's alright. We all make mistakes.</blockquote>
hurry up and give me a base pic for it. (golden SS goku). Ah well,
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' You know what? Screw it! I tried to be reasonable, but I can't take it anymore! There are two "l"s! Two! Not one! Two! While you're dicking around in summer school, I'm going to be out doing something worthwhile! Peace!</blockquote>
at least I got you to put Parsley Fruit somewhere.

'''IM A BELL:''' Grass what? I got images for Almost Pure, Pure, and Demon!!!

'''CHAOS:''' I noticed about an hour and a half ago.

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