Lemon Demon43: on the other hand

2008-12-12T00:51:49Z

on the other hand

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''{Cut to the outside of Pleasantview High, a school bell rings}''

''{Cut to the Halls of PVH, The 6 main characters are walking through the halls}''

<blockquote>
'''LEMON:''' How the hell did that cut somewhere while cutting somewhere else? Is this episode about magic?
</blockquote>

'''LUCAS:''' So...what's everyone got now?

'''ELYSSA:''' Well, me and Tom have history. That reminds me...Tom, how'd you get into college if you're only 17?

'''TOM:''' Because...I'm just so smart.

<blockquote>
'''LEMON:''' HAY LOOK MOAR OF TOMMY'S MARY SUENESS
</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' But wait, then why did you bribe the principal with one million bucks?

'''FOXX:''' ''{robotic voice}'' Where'd you even get one million dollars?

'''TOM:''' Well...I-

'''LUCAS:''' Nevermind that. Garzel and I have double biology. And you know what today is... ''{elbows Garzel lightly}''

'''GARZEL:''' Oh, joy. The day we cut open frogs.

'''TOM:''' Garzel, please. I've dissected starfish.

'''ARUSEUS:''' Frogs? Give me a break! I had to dissect a pig!

'''ELYSSA:''' I dissected a human once.

''{Tom faints}''

<blockquote>
'''LEMON:''' FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFaint.
</blockquote>

'''ELYSSA:''' Uh...I'll just carry him to the classroom.

'''FOXX:''' Aruseus, shouldn't we be on our way to computer science?

'''ARUSEUS:''' Yep! I'll see you guys at lunch!

'''GARZEL:''' Jeez...I feel sick already.

'''LUCAS:''' I dissected frogs back in high school! Wait...no....I did not cut because my parter tied the knot in his apron too tight...crap. I guess we're both screwed.

'''GARZEL:''' Don't you at least know what the inside of a frog looks like?

'''LUCAS:''' Thankfully, yes. Un-thankfully, I almost puked.

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'''LEMON:''' ''I'' almost puked when this was made.
</blockquote>

'''GARZEL:''' Dear God no...

''{Cut to computer science class}''

'''FOXX:''' Are you even programming?

'''ARUSEUS:''' Programming's for chumps and chumpettes. I'm kicking some serious rump at 4 Second Frenzy.

'''FOXX:''' ''{sigh}'' How the ''{censored}'' did I get stuck with you?

<blockquote>
'''LEMON:''' Hell is not a swear, Einstein.
</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' Blame the writing staff!

''{Cut to history}''

'''ELYSSA:''' ''{slapping Tom, who sits behind her}'' Wake up! Wake up! Wake-

'''TEACHER:''' Elyssa! Quit that disruption!

'''ELYSSA:''' Sorry, Mrs. Fergeson. I made him faint by talking about dissection ventures.

'''MRS. FERGESON:''' Well, you can wake him up, but take it outside. And if the period ends, I'll give you the homework.

'''ELYSSA:''' Ok. ''{Takes Tom outside}''

''{Cut to Elyssa's locker area, she double-takes, and quietly stuffs Tom in her locker, and runs back to class}''

''{Cut to biology}''

<blockquote>
'''LEMON:''' Now, I really think this episode is about magic.
</blockquote>

'''LUCAS:''' ''{swinging around the scalpel}'' How does this work?

'''GARZEL:''' Woah! Careful with that! You'll kill someone with that!

'''LUCAS:''' Oh, come on. It's no sharper than a butter knife-

''{Lucas swings and cuts off Garzel's arm}''

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'''LEMON:''' OH HEY HE DID SOMETHING ALMOST IMPOSIBLE
</blockquote>

'''GARZEL:''' OW! Lucas, you son of a-

'''LUCAS:''' Ok, I know what to do. I'll just tape it back on.

''{Lucas turns around to get the tape behind him, but accidentally slices Garzel in half with the scalpel}''

'''GARZEL:''' EYAAH! Lucas...

'''LUCAS:''' Tape, Garzel. Tape.

''{Cut to lunch, everyone of the main characters except Tom is there. Garzel has his arm taped back on, but only his upper half is on the chair}''

'''GARZEL:''' Damn it,
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'''LEMON:''' Damn it, Garzel, it's spelled damnit
</blockquote> Lucas, why do you have to be an idiot?

'''LUCAS and ARUSEUS:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Blame the writing staff!

'''GARZEL:''' Never mind that. Lucas, you go find masking tape and get the rest of my body out of my locker. Elyssa, buy me a cheeseburger.

'''ELYSSA:''' Ok. Anything for an injured friend.

'''ARUSEUS:''' Stupid teacher gave me detention for not programming.

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'''LEMON:''' You can deprogram Foxx for all I care that idiot.
</blockquote>

'''FOXX:''' What'd I tell you?

''{Elyssa arrives back}''

'''ELYSSA:''' Here's your burger.

'''GARZEL:''' Feed it to me.

'''ELYSSA:''' You bumbling fool! You have arms and hands! Well...spike hands.

''{Lucas comes back with masking tape}''

'''LUCAS:''' I got the tape.

'''GARZEL:''' And?

'''LUCAS:''' Oh. And here's your whatever. ''{drops Garzel's lower half on the floor}''

[[Image:ACEpisode1.PNG|thumb|200px|"I'm...going to kill you."]]

''{Tom walks in}''

'''TOM:''' I'm...going to kill you.

'''ELYSSA:''' Wha?

'''TOM:''' Why'd you stick me in your locker? It smelt like perfume in there!

'''EVERYONE ELSE:''' Blame the writing staff!

<blockquote>
'''LEMON:''' You mean blame Ryan for THINKING UP THIS IDIOTIC THING
</blockquote>

'''TOM:''' Whatever.

''{The End!}''

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