Noxigar: I just like saying "By my socks" in things now; thanks Lex and Ben!

2015-12-03T08:24:23Z

I just like saying "By my socks" in things now; thanks Lex and Ben!

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ho ho ho. santa quit being so misogynistic.

==Transcript==
''{Open to the two}''

'''HENRY:''' Quint, tell me a story.

'''QUINT:''' A man fucks a Gregs pasty. His dick gets superpowers.

<blockquote>''{Short pause}''<br>
'''NOXIGAR:''' I kind of imagine Lex's voice whenever I hear, "A man fucks a Greg's pasty."</blockquote>

'''HENRY:''' How very vulgar, Quint.

'''QUINT:''' I'm sorry. It's just something I read on the internet.

'''HENRY:''' But Quint, we don't even get wi-fi!

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR''' He makes a superb point, considering you guys have been out in the Ocean for whoever knows how long at this point.</blockquote>

'''HENRY:''' Also, it's 1972.

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Apparently so long that you travelled ''back'' in time. I didn't even think that was possible.</blockquote>

'''QUINT:''' Groovy, funky.

'''HENRY:''' Why are we in 1972. Quint what did you do.

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' By my socks, ''how'' can you forget how to use '''question marks?!'''</blockquote>

'''QUINT:''' I did what I had to do. For my country.

'''HENRY:''' Which is?

'''QUINT:''' The year 1972. My entire country is stuck in suspended animation there. Please help us.

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' I don't even know how Andorra could be in suspended animation.</blockquote>

''{Short pause}''

'''HENRY:''' Looks like Grandpa's off his meds again!!

''{Laugh track. Quint talks as everyone laughs over him}''

'''QUINT:''' no please im in great danger

''{The laugh gets louder}''

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' They're laughing to forget the pain, aren't they?</blockquote>

''{End}''

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Noxigar: I just like saying "By my socks" in things now; thanks Lex and Ben!