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<p>Created page with &#039;1 o clock 2 o clock 4 o clock BUTT &lt;blockquote&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;NOXIGAR:&#039;&#039;&#039; It must always be Butt O&#039;Clock in the universe of The World&#039;s Greatest.&lt;/blockquote&gt; ==Transcript== &#039;&#039;{Open to the...&#039;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>1 o clock 2 o clock 4 o clock BUTT<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote&gt;'''NOXIGAR:''' It must always be Butt O'Clock in the universe of The World's Greatest.&lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Transcript==<br /> ''{Open to the two}''<br /> <br /> '''THE TWO:''' Hello, I'm the two!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the two, the two being Quint and Henry}''<br /> <br /> '''HENRY:''' Burnt Oak, South Kensington, Canada Water, Mornington Crescent. BOOM!<br /> <br /> '''QUINT:''' how are you so good at this game<br /> <br /> '''HENRY:''' Some say I have a gift. Others say I obsessively spend every waking moment detailing tube stations. Both are wrong. <br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote&gt;'''NOXIGAR:''' So he's not actually good at this game?&lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> '''QUINT:''' You're probably right.<br /> <br /> '''HENRY:''' Damn right, I'm right. <br /> <br /> ''{Shooooort Paaauuuuse}''<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote&gt;'''NOXIGAR:''' Why did you drag out that short pause? That makes the pause not short, Strong Intelligent.&lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> '''HENRY:''' I'm bored of Mornington Crescent now.<br /> <br /> '''QUINT:''' Me too. Maybe we should play something else?<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote&gt;'''NOXIGAR:''' I'd recommend League of Legends, but I imagine that Quint would suck at it.&lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> '''HENRY:''' Russian Roulette!!<br /> <br /> '''QUINT:''' in home country we call it yankee killer<br /> <br /> ''{Henry pulls out a gun and murders Quint}''<br /> <br /> '''QUINT:''' That hurt<br /> <br /> '''HENRY:''' Sorry, I was just annoyed about your suggestion not being Mornington Crescent.<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote&gt;'''NOXIGAR:''' Wait is the game called Mornington Crescent?&lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> '''QUINT:''' You win this time, helicopter fuck<br /> <br /> ''{End}''<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote&gt;''{Short pause, then Noxigar sighs in exhaustion.}''&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''NOXIGAR:''' Just a couple more of these lousy episodes, and then I'm free to riff something else.&lt;/blockquote&gt;</div>

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