https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=RiffText%2FTheWorld%27sGreatest%2FThe_World%27s_Greatest%2F66RiffText/TheWorld'sGreatest/The World's Greatest/66 - Revision history2026-04-10T14:47:59ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=RiffText/TheWorld%27sGreatest/The_World%27s_Greatest/66&diff=186259&oldid=prevNoxigar: Give me the chocolate, Bel Air2013-11-10T03:18:30Z<p>Give me the chocolate, Bel Air</p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>No-one in the world knows the lyrics to the fresh price theme.<br />
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<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Now this here's a story, all about how<br><br />
My life got flipped, turned upside down<br><br />
I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there<br><br />
I'll tell you how I became the Prince of a towne called Bel Air</blockquote><br />
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==Transcript==<br />
''{Open to the two}''<br />
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<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' In West Philadelphia, born and raised,<br><br />
On the playground was where I spent most of my days<br><br />
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool and<br><br />
Shootin' some B-ball outside after school<br><br />
When a couple of guys, who were up to no good,<br><br />
Started making trouble in my neighborhood<br><br />
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared<br><br />
She said "You're moving with your Auntie and Uncle in Bel Air!"</blockquote><br />
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'''QUINT:''' Who am I!?!<br />
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'''HENRY:''' The queen. The queen...OF ENGLAND!<br />
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<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' I begged and pleaded with her day after day,<br><br />
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way<br><br />
She gave me a kiss, and then she gave me my ticket<br><br />
I put my walkman on and said "I might as well kick it!"<br><br />
First class, yo, this is bad!<br><br />
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass?<br><br />
Is this what the people of Bel Air live like?<br><br />
Hmm... this might be alright!</blockquote><br />
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'''QUINT:''' I think you expected that to be like some weird thing to say, but England has a queen. She's like, 14 years old too.<br />
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'''HENRY:''' Does she she she squeeze gats?<br />
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'''QUINT:''' Until the clip es vacío.<br />
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'''HENRY:''' We be straight up trippin, gangsta rapper! Hoo dat krazy boy, livin in a krazy void?<br />
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<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' But, wait! I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, and all that<br><br />
Is this the type of place they should send this cool cat?<br><br />
I don't think so; I'll see when I get there?<br><br />
I hope they're prepared for the Prince of Bel Air!</blockquote><br />
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''{Short pause}''<br />
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'''QUINT:''' I'd be very comfortable if you never spoke to me again.<br />
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<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Well, the plane landed and when I came out,<br><br />
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out<br><br />
I ain't trying to get arrested yet, I just got here!<br><br />
I sprang with the quickness, like lightning disappeared!<br><br />
I whistled for a cab and when it came near<br><br />
The license plate said fresh and there was dice in the mirror<br><br />
If anything I could say that this cab was rare<br><br />
But I thought, "Nah, forget it - Yo, homes! To Bel Air!</blockquote><br />
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'''HENRY:''' Too bad, Quinty boy! Today is opposite day, so you're comfortable with me ALWAYS SPEAKING TO YOU FOR THE REST OF TIIIIME!<br />
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'''QUINT:''' oh noo<br />
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''{End}''<br />
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<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8<br><br />
And I yelled to the cabbie "Yo, homes! Smell ya later!"<br><br />
I looked at my kingdom; I was finally there!<br><br />
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air!</blockquote></div>Noxigar