https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=RiffText%2FTheWorld%27sGreatest%2FThe_World%27s_Greatest%2F62RiffText/TheWorld'sGreatest/The World's Greatest/62 - Revision history2026-04-16T09:52:59ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=RiffText/TheWorld%27sGreatest/The_World%27s_Greatest/62&diff=186247&oldid=prevNoxigar: Created page with 'Ding dong merrily on *blows nose* sorry guys I'm actually deathly ill like I think I might have small pox or oral thrush or something <blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Feel better, dud...'2013-11-09T06:58:21Z<p>Created page with 'Ding dong merrily on *blows nose* sorry guys I'm actually deathly ill like I think I might have small pox or oral thrush or something <blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Feel better, dud...'</p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>Ding dong merrily on *blows nose* sorry guys I'm actually deathly ill like I think I might have small pox or oral thrush or something<br />
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<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Feel better, dude.</blockquote><br />
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==Transcript==<br />
''{Open to the two. Quint is wearing a green scarf and antlers. Henry is wearing a green scarf and antlers.}''<br />
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'''HENRY:''' QUINT! We BOTH agreed only one of us could wear antlers. Go back there and put your santa hat on!<br />
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<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' shit let's be santa</blockquote><br />
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''{Quint mopes back...MOPILY.''<br />
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<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' I figured a word like MOODILY would be better-suited, as opposed to sounding horribly redundant.</blockquote><br />
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''He then comes back with a santa hat on. Like you might expect.}''<br />
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<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' ''{stifles laughter}'' "Like you might expect"? Is just saying "Predictably" too beneath you?</blockquote><br />
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'''HENRY:''' Aight. Let's watch some fantastic Christmas telly.<br />
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''{The screen statics up briefly like Slenderman''<br />
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<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Slenderman...<br><br />
'''NOXIGAR:''' ''Slenderman''<br><br />
'''NOXIGAR:''' '''''SLENDERMAN?!'''''<br><br />
''{Noxigar goes berserk.}''<br><br />
'''NAMINE:''' And not a creature was stirring. Not even a mouse.</blockquote><br />
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''is nearby or something before cutting to a screen, which flips on. Neither Quint or Henry are seen, but they provide a running commentary to the ultimatley meaningless, and thus undescribed images on the screen.}''<br />
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'''QUINT:''' I wonder what's on. The Snowman? Die Hard? It's a Wonderful Life?<br />
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'''HENRY:''' I beat <br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE''' ''bet''</blockquote><br />
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Comedy Central has one of those South Park Christmas specials on<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' I cannot name a good South Park Christmas special.</blockquote><br />
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'''QUINT:''' Or UKTV Gold is showing one of the hundreds of Only Fools and Horses Christmas specials!<br />
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'''HENRY:''' Ooh, How The Grinch Stole Christmas!<br />
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'''QUINT:''' Ooh, a How the Grinch Stole Christmas Parody! Ooh, a How the Grinch Stole Christmas Parody! Ooh, a How the Grinch Stole Christmas Parody! Ooh, a How the Grinch Stole Christmas Parody! Ooh, a How the Grinch Stole Christmas Parody! Ooh, a How the Grinch Stole Christmas Parody!<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Quint sure is excited about the possibility of a How the Grinch Stole Christmas parody.</blockquote><br />
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'''HENRY:''' Quite frankly, I hate all of these programs. Not enough short pauses.<br />
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'''QUINT:''' The Office Christmas has like forty.<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' I'm not exactly familiar with The Office, so I wouldn't try to contest Quint's assumption of there being more than ten Christmas episodes.</blockquote><br />
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'''HENRY:''' Yeah but for some reason that's never shown around Christmas.<br />
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'''QUINT:''' Weird.<br />
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'''HENRY:''' I mean, who knows, Quint. Every now and then a new sitcom Christmas special will come along and surprise us. Like who knows. Maybe every year from now we'll be watching the Christmas special from the offbeat slapstick Sky 1 comedy "Spy"!<br />
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''{Short pause. Quint and Henry share a hearty laugh}''<br />
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'''HENRY:''' But honestly, I just really love "Spy".<br />
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''{End}''<br />
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' What kind of Christmas special is that? I bet Chaos or Lex could write a Christmas special better than Strong Intelligent.<br><br />
''{Predictably, Noxigar is still berserk.}''<br><br />
'''NOXIGAR:''' '''''Ooh, a How the Grinch Stole Christmas Parody! Ooh, a How the Grinch Stole Christmas Parody! Ooh, a How the Grinch Stole Christmas Parody! Ooh, a How the Grinch Stole Christmas Parody! Ooh, a How the Grinch Stole Christmas Parody! Ooh, a How the Grinch Stole Christmas Parody!'''''<br><br />
''{Namine sighs.}''</blockquote></div>Noxigar