Noxigar at 21:42, 8 November 2013

2013-11-08T21:42:22Z

Noxigar: Rocket man burning up his fuse up here alone

2013-11-08T21:42:07Z

Rocket man burning up his fuse up here alone

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<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' She packed my bags last night, pre-flight. Zero hour, 9 am. And I'm gonna be high as a kite by then.</blockquote>

==Transcript==
''{Open to the two}''

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' I miss the Earth so much. I miss my wife. It's lonely out in space, on such a timeless flight.<blockquote>

'''QUINT:''' So, regarding Elton John. What numpty's going out putting candles in the wind anyway? Candles should be used for two purposes: lighting in case of an electrical outrage, and to produce lovely scents, neither of which will be helped by the wind in the least, as the wind will simply blow the candle out, preventing it from fulfilling either of it's purposes.

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' And I think it's gonna be a long, long time 'til touchdown brings me 'round again to find I'm not the man they think I am. Oh, no no no.</blockquote>

'''HENRY:''' I think it's a metaphor, my fri-

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' I'm a rocket man.</blockquote>

'''QUINT:''' It's no metaphor!

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Rocket man, burning his fuse up here alone. :(</blockquote>

And you know I always win in these cases: have you metaphorgotten the metaphight we had?

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids. In fact, it's cold as hell. And there's no one there to raise them if you did.</blockquote>

'''HENRY:''' Uhh...

'''QUINT:''' A metaphor is when somebody compares one thing to another without using the words '''LIKE''' or '''AS!''' And the lyrics to that song '''CLEARLY STATE''' that she lived her life '''LIKE''' a candle in the wind, just like she's '''LIKE''' a bird and is going to fly away!

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' And all this science, I don't understand. It's just my job five days a week. A rocket man, a rocket man.</blockquote>

'''HENRY:''' Look, I'm sorry, just calm down-

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' And I think it's gonna be a long, long time 'til touchdown brings me 'round again to find I'm not the man they think I am at home. Oh, no no no. I'm a rocket man. Rocket man burning up his fuse up here alone. :(</blockquote>

'''QUINT:''' Okay sure.

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' And I think it's gonna be a long, long time.</blockquote>

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<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' <small><small>And I think it's gonna be a long, long time</small></small></blockquote>

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-<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' I miss the Earth so much. I miss my wife. It's lonely out in space, on such a timeless flight.<blockquote>
+<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' I miss the Earth so much. I miss my wife. It's lonely out in space, on such a timeless flight.</blockquote>
 '''QUINT:''' So, regarding Elton John. What numpty's going out putting candles in the wind anyway? Candles should be used for two purposes: lighting in case of an electrical outrage, and to produce lovely scents, neither of which will be helped by the wind in the least, as the wind will simply blow the candle out, preventing it from fulfilling either of it's purposes.

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Noxigar at 21:42, 8 November 2013

Noxigar: Rocket man burning up his fuse up here alone