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==Transcript== ''{Open to the two}'' '''HENRY:''' And to eat? Plain bread. '''QUINT:''' What, ...'

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<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Hello Strong Intelligent.</blockquote>

==Transcript==
''{Open to the two}''

'''HENRY:''' And to eat? Plain bread.

'''QUINT:''' What, no butter?

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' ''{imitating Quint}'' What, no flowers?</blockquote>

'''HENRY:''' Nope.

'''QUINT:''' Not even strawberry jam?

''{Short pause}''

'''HENRY:''' Jam?

<blockquote>''{Suddenly, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbHI1yI1Ndk] plays in the background.}''<br>
'''NOXIGAR:''' I have to find my business, 'cause no one seems to let me be.</blockquote>

'''QUINT:''' What's wrong with jam?

'''HENRY:''' Nothing I love it, but why did you go butter THEN jam? Surely jam is more of a luxury than butter? I mean, what about margarine? What about smooth peanut butter? Seriously, those are both less than butter and jam. I MEAN SERIOUSLY, FUCKING JAM!? JAM!? '''JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMM!?!?!'''

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' ''{sings}'' It ain't too much, it ain't too much, IT AIN'T. TOO. MUCH FOR ME TO JAM!</blockquote>

''{Henry begins hyperventialating}''

'''QUINT:''' WOah, calm down ma-

'''HENRY: NO TIME TO FUCKING CALM IT, YOU TALKED ABOUT JAM! JAM! JAM! IT DOESN'T EVEN SOUND LIKE A GODDAMNED WORD ANYMORE! GOD FUCKING DAMN IT THIS IS THE ANGRIEST I'VE EVER BEEN'''

''{End}''

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Dude, just. Just jam. It ain't too much, yo. It ain't too much. It ain't. Too. Much for me to jam.</blockquote>

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Noxigar: Created page with 'Hello friends '''NOXIGAR:''' Hello Strong Intelligent. ==Transcript== ''{Open to the two}'' '''HENRY:''' And to eat? Plain bread. '''QUINT:''' What, ...'

Noxigar: Created page with 'Hello friends
'''NOXIGAR:''' Hello Strong Intelligent.
==Transcript== ''{Open to the two}'' '''HENRY:''' And to eat? Plain bread. '''QUINT:''' What, ...'