Noxigar at 21:19, 8 November 2013

2013-11-08T21:19:16Z

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'''NOXIGAR:''' That's the joke. You won't resolve this "story arc," because there isn't one to resolve in the first place.
2013-11-08T21:17:12Z

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how will i resolve this story arc??

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' That's the joke. You won't resolve this "story arc," because there isn't one to resolve in the first place.</blockquote>

==Transcript==
''{Open to the two}''

'''QUINT:''' You know when people decide to mop up the grease from their breakfast with bread rolls?

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Who does that? That seems like a waste of bread rolls, honestly.</blockquote>

'''HENRY:''' Yeah?

'''QUINT:''' That is actually THE most disgusting thing. Ever.

'''HENRY:''' See, I don't have that problem on account of never eating breakfast.

'''QUINT:''' That's not true. Admittedly, the only breakfast you eat is Froot Loops with barbecue sauce instead of milk. Which is arguably worse.

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' I eat my cereal dry. This is probably a good thing, since milk actually makes most cereals taste bad to me.<br>
''''NOXIGAR:''' Also, who the hell eats cereal with barbecue sauce? I mean, I probably have little room to talk since I'd put barbecue sauce on almost anything, but I'm pretty sure it and cereal is a combination so awful nobody in the world would advocate it.</blockquote>

'''HENRY:''' Probably. I should really start watching my weight!

'''QUINT:''' Mm, me too. You know, GQ

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Welp, there goes any attempt at taking Quint seriously ever.</blockquote>

suggests that '''MANLY MEN'''

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Oh, wait, is Quint being sarcastic or is he following the GQ magazine to the letter?</blockquote>

like us should eat toast, jam, bits of broken glass and top it off with a banana for brekkie. Really helps!

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' All GQ really does is give out fashion tips, spew out Tea Party-ish shit about Obama, and interview directors like Joss Whedon with low-quality FAQ shenanigans which make me dislike the directors' work infinitely more.</blockquote>

'''HENRY:''' I'll be having to check that one out.

'''QUINT:''' We all do.

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Yeah, no, I'm never reading GQ again.</blockquote>

''{End}''

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 <blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' I eat my cereal dry. This is probably a good thing, since milk actually makes most cereals taste bad to me.<br>
-''''NOXIGAR:''' Also, who the hell eats cereal with barbecue sauce? I mean, I probably have little room to talk since I'd put barbecue sauce on almost anything, but I'm pretty sure it and cereal is a combination so awful nobody in the world would advocate it.</blockquote>
+'''NOXIGAR:''' Also, who the hell eats cereal with barbecue sauce? I mean, I probably have little room to talk since I'd put barbecue sauce on almost anything, but I'm pretty sure it and cereal is a combination so awful nobody in the world would advocate it.</blockquote>
 '''HENRY:''' Probably. I should really start watching my weight!