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<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' The episode's already broken. Great.</blockquote>

==Transcript==
''{Open to the two}''

'''QUINT:''' Dey call me da music man, but mah name's da marga man!

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' What the hell is Quint doing? I hope I can recognize that accent.</blockquote>

'''HENRY:''' Really?

'''QUINT:''' Akchally, dem be but two of my hundreds and hundreds of names.

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' No really, is that a cockney accent?</blockquote>

'''HENRY:''' Please, state all of them.

'''QUINT:''' Kaid Pignot,Emigdio Topcudere, Prokhor GazaleCaelestinus Barcelita Ulloriaq Enricue, Iain Bouskila, Palmer Hoshigoe,Badal Herouvim,Kennet Poko, Zeeman Belyaevskiy, Clemens Sakota, Callahan Huz, Sjoerd Dreaper, Milbourne Tiyo,Iacomus Filipovna, United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama
Haiti, Jamaica, Peru,
Republic Dominican, Cuba, Carribean
Greenland, El Salvador too.
Puerto Rico, Columbia, Venezuela
Honduras, Guyana, and still,
Guatemala, Bolivia, then Argentina
And Ecuador, Chile, Brazil.
Costa Rica, Belize, Nicaragua, Bermuda
Bahamas, Tobago, San Juan,
Paraguay, Uruguay, Surinam
And French Guiana, Barbados, and Guam.

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' And this guy things ''"Quigley"'' is a bad name. I mean, I don't get how "Iain" is to be pronounced, not to mention "Emigdio" or- ah, knobs. He's now just naming countries.</blockquote>

Norway, and Sweden, and Iceland, and Finland
And Germany now one piece,
Switzerland, Austria, Czechoslovakia
Italy, Turkey, and Greece.
Poland, Romania, Scotland, Albania
Ireland, Russia, Oman,
Bulgaria, Saudi Arabia
Hungary, Cyprus, Iraq, and Iran.
There's Syria, Lebanon, Israel, Jordan
Both Yemens, Kuwait, and Bahrain,
The Netherlands, Luxembourg, Belgium, and Portugal
France, England, Denmark, and Spain.

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' The order in which Quint is saying these countries seems to be familiar, but I can't put my finger on ''where'' he's getting this nomenclature order from.</blockquote>

India, Pakistan, Burma, Afghanistan
Thailand, Nepal, and Bhutan,
Kampuchea, Malaysia, then Bangladesh (Asia)
And China, Korea, Japan.
Mongolia, Laos, and Tibet, Indonesia
The Philippine Islands, Taiwan,
Sri Lanka, New Guinea, Sumatra, New Zealand
Then Borneo, and Vietnam.
Alan Davies, Doctor Who,
Tunisia, Morocco, Uganda, Angola
Zimbabwe, Djibouti, Botswana,
Mozambique, Zambia, Swaziland, Gambia
Guinea, Algeria, Ghana.

Burundi, Lesotho, and Malawi, Togo
The Spanish Sahara is gone,
Niger, Nigeria, Chad, and Liberia
Country, Cuntry, Century, Dan
Egypt, Benin, and Gabon.
Tanzania, Somalia, Kenya, and Mali
Sierra Leone, and Algiers,
Dahomey, Namibia, Senegal, Libya
Will anyone notice this?

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' I noticed it as soon as you said "United States, Canada, Mexico"</blockquote>

Cameroon, Congo, Zaire.

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Doesn't it end at Zaire with whoever was citing the countries in that order getting tired not long after? I guess Quint's more resilient.</blockquote>

Ethiopia, Guinea-Bissau, Madagascar
Rwanda, Mahore, and Cayman,
Copy and Paste Countries

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' I expected better of Strong Intelligent for some reason.</blockquote>

Hong Kong, Abu Dhabi, Qatar, Yugoslavia... ,Mauritania Then,Monaco, Liechtenste in Malta,and Palestine, Fiji, Australia, Sudan
Jeremy, Music Man, Marga Man,

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' You've already said "Music Man" and "Marga Man," you jabroni.</blockquote>

Catboy, Frenchie,
Arty Darvs, Daniel Bryan, Reggo Den,
Lolita, Brony Bro the Unlikeable spod
TeaCup, Simon Lane, Bradley Chalkers,
Red, Blue, Prof. Oak, Misty, Brock
Gemini, Leo, Cancer, Taurus, Capricorn,
Wheat, Pork, Beef, Beefington Wench
Toxic cow, Prench Landow, Dave,
Ben, StroHersh, Chumpster, Strong Intelligent

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Wait, why would Quint need to use Strong Intelligent's likeness? He's quite the bright chap if my dealings with him are of any indication!</blockquote>

Philip Maximillanus Conroy, Farmer Gerald Farmer
Insane Tim, Evil Jim, Barry, Kevin,
Janitor, Glen Matthews, Dr. Jan Itor, Scrubs reference
Scribbler, Hershey, Tim-tam, Squidge, Jude
Jack, Jock, Jick, Jeck, Juck and sometimes Jyck
Jacob Cracker, Beanus Baggery, Ninten Diggery Essiem
JCM, Muggy, The Courier, Ulysees,
Wheatley, Rick, Chell, Cave Johnson
Richie, Marcus, Likes, Balls,
Cleverbot, Daisy Chat, BEN,

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' You've said "Ben" twice, you jabroni.</blockquote>

I've been everywhere, man.
I've been everywhere, man.
Crossed the desert's bare, man.
I've breathed the mountain air, man.
Of travel I've had my share, man.

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' You definitely put some effort into your lyrical style, man.</blockquote>

I've been everywhere.
I've been to:
Reno, Chicago, Fargo, Minnesota,
Buffalo, Toronto, Winslow, Sarasota,
Wichita, Tulsa, Ottawa, Oklahoma,
Tampa, Panama, Mattawa, La Paloma,
Bangor, Baltimore, Salvador, Amarillo,
Tocapillo, Baranquilla, and Perdilla, I'm a killer.
I've been to:
Boston, Charleston, Dayton, Louisiana,
Washington, Houston, Kingston, Texarkana,
Monterey, Faraday, Santa Fe, Tallapoosa,
Glen Rock, Black Rock, Little Rock, Oskaloosa,
Tennessee to Tennesse Chicopee, Spirit Lake,
Grand Lake, Devils Lake, Crater Lake, for Pete's sake.

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Okay, I think I get it now- wait, Quint's not done.</blockquote>

I've been to:
Louisville, Nashville, Knoxville, Ombabika,
Schefferville, Jacksonville, Waterville, Costa Rica,
Pittsfield, Springfield, Bakersfield, Shreveport,
Hackensack, Cadillac, Fond du Lac, Davenport,
Idaho, Jellico, Argentina, Diamantina,
Pasadena, Catalina, see what I mean-a.

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' No, I don't see what you mean.</blockquote>

I've been to:
Pittsburgh, Parkersburg, Gravelbourg, Colorado,
Ellensburg, Rexburg, Vicksburg, Eldorado,
Larimore, Admore, Haverstraw, Chatanika,
Chaska, Nebraska, Alaska, Opelika,
Baraboo, Waterloo, Kalamazoo, Kansas City,
Sioux City, Cedar City, Dodge City, what a pity.
Ribbit Laxius, Rayman, Dexter, Dee-dee, Mandark

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' If Quint's "been to" those last three, no wonder I didn't like Dexter's Laboratory as a kid.<br>
'''NOXIGAR:''' And no, I'm not joking.</blockquote>

You shouldn't have done that,
This is, a regular sentence,
with lots of commas, inbetween,
I just want, to say
That, Paul Contento, Was a massive bell-end

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' He's not the ''only'' bell-end I'm noticing.</blockquote>

Na, K, O, C, Gaberiel,
Kassius Ohno, Thudly,
Eagle Matsumoto, Ace Nelson
Captain Jeb, Steve, Lobbnee
God, Dog, Christine, Dean Domino,
GODDAMN BATMAN, Catsy Yiddle,
Delaware, Dollywolly, Herly Berly
On the curly wurly,
Chair, Chet, Chan
Quint, Henry, Honry, Music man

and finally, Marga Man.

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' I'm just going to call Quint "Thudly" from now on.</blockquote>

'''HENRY:''' Wait, so which one of those us your real name?

'''QUINT:''' The world may never know.

''{End}''

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Damn it, Thudly. I didn't ''want'' another rap episode to happen. Especially not one as terrible as this. Now you've dissuaded me from rapping on the WUW. Thanks a lot, you wanker.</blockquote>

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 And French Guiana, Barbados, and Guam.
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+<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' And this guy thinks ''"Quigley"'' is a bad name. I mean, I don't get how "Iain" is to be pronounced, not to mention "Emigdio" or- ah, knobs. He's now just naming countries.</blockquote>
 Norway, and Sweden, and Iceland, and Finland

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