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<p>Created page with &#039;I AM IRON MAN &lt;blockquote&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;NOXIGAR:&#039;&#039;&#039; No, you&#039;re not.&lt;/blockquote&gt; ==Transcript== &#039;&#039;{Open to the two}&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;QUINT:&#039;&#039;&#039; If the next person who inexplicably walks in&#039;s name DOE...&#039;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>I AM IRON MAN<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote&gt;'''NOXIGAR:''' No, you're not.&lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Transcript==<br /> ''{Open to the two}''<br /> <br /> '''QUINT:''' If the next person who inexplicably walks in's name DOESN'T RHYME, I'm gonna cook a goose. MAYBE YOURS, HENRY!<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote&gt;'''NOXIGAR:''' Quint's in the mood for goose, I see.&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''NOXIGAR:''' When does he eat eucalyptus leaves like an actual koala?&lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> '''HENRY:''' Jeepers. I sure hope the next person who walks in has a name that...<br /> <br /> ''{Short pause}''<br /> <br /> '''HENRY:''' ...rhymes.<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote&gt;'''NOXIGAR:''' So, does Henry have a pet goose? I don't see why Henry would care about Quint's demands at all.&lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> ''{Jay Sorbet walks in}''<br /> <br /> '''HENRY:''' The text above me says your name is Jay Sorbet, and that rhymes! What a relief.<br /> <br /> '''JAY SORBET:''' Sorry, Henry, but I'm afraid my name is pronounced as it is written!<br /> <br /> '''HENRY''' No, this can't be true!<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote&gt;'''NOXIGAR:''' It can, and is. Much to everyone's dismay.&lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> ''{Everything darkens, the camera zooms in on Quint who's eyes turn red, and his voice becomes deep and garbled}''<br /> <br /> '''QUINT:''' I'm gonna COOK YOUR GOOOOOSE!<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote&gt;'''NOXIGAR:''' Yeah, no, that wasn't funny.&lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> ''{The sheer evil manifesting in Quint ends the episode. End.}''<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote&gt;'''NOXIGAR:''' Maybe riffing The World's Greatest while under heavy pressure from allergy medicine and constant hunger is a terrible idea.&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''NOXIGAR:''' Maybe this episode is so bad it makes me feel bad for riffing it.&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''NOXIGAR:''' I don't know, but I want to cook Quint's goose so he shuts up about cooking other people's geese. &lt;/blockquote&gt;</div>

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