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Wow, man

==Transcript==
''{Open to the two}''

'''QUINT:''' Hey, Henry, I've been meaning to ask you, where do you get your fuel?

'''HENRY:''' Fuel?

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' I figured Quint should've asked that about thirty-five episodes ago.</blockquote>

'''QUINT:''' Yeah, shouldn't you have run out by now?

'''HENRY:''' Oh, no, my tank never runs out.

'''QUINT:''' Really? I usually have to go once an hour.

'''HENRY:''' Eh, I guess my tank is just bigger than some other people's.

'''QUINT:''' It's funny because it sounds like we're talking about piss.

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' What? I'm pretty sure Henry's talking about sustaining himself without having to be out of gas. Maybe that's the joke, but Quint being wrong is not usually observed closely enough.</blockquote>

''{Short pause}''

'''QUINT:''' But yeah, props on the gas tank though.

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' I wonder how much is on Henry's gas bill whenever he has to refuel.</blockquote>

'''HENRY:''' Still, chances are I'll probably run out about episode...sixty three?

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' I bet he doesn't run out of fuel in Episode 63.</blockquote>

'''QUINT:''' Well, that'll be fun to find out.

''{That announcer dude does some more voicing over}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Will Henry's gas tank ever run out? Will the authour

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' ''author''<br>
'''NOXIGAR:''' Wait, this is one of them's words, right?</blockquote>

keep continuity? Will Quint ever stop koala-ing?

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' What exactly is koala-ing?</blockquote>

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON-

''{End}''

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' I'm going to assume Strong Intelligent was taking the piss out of Dragonball Z, to which I give him props.</blockquote>

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