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<p>Between this and YokuMan&#039;s stage in Megaman Unlimited, I choose this.</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>The resolution<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote&gt;'''NOXIGAR:''' There is no resolution to The World's Greatest, since we're not even close to halfway through this.&lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Transcript==<br /> ''{Open to the T.W.O. Quint has a record, as well as a record player}''<br /> <br /> '''QUINT:''' Yo! This group lokes <br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote&gt;'''NOXIGAR:''' ''looks''&lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> dope, Mi-mi!<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote&gt;'''NOXIGAR:''' Who's Mi-mi?&lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> ''{Quint puts the record on the record player. A beat plays for a bit.}''<br /> <br /> '''HENRY:''' It's a phat beat that I can bug out too!<br /> <br /> ''{The music abruptly stops}''<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote&gt;'''NOXIGAR:''' It wasn't even playing for five seconds.&lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> '''HENRY:''' Wasn't there a thing we were meant to be doing?<br /> <br /> '''QUINT:''' Something about that insurance guy.<br /> <br /> '''HENRY:''' Oh, him. I thought that was why you played the record.<br /> <br /> '''QUINT:''' No, I told you, I played the record because that group looks dope, Mi-mi.<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote&gt;'''NOXIGAR:''' Who's Mi-mi? Seriously.&lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> '''HENRY:''' Oh. So what do we do about Mr. Halifax?<br /> <br /> '''QUINT:''' I have a cunning plan. <br /> <br /> '''HENRY:''' Stop crowbarring bloody Blackadder quotes into this horrendous pile of dump and say it.<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote&gt;'''NOXIGAR:''' If you were tactful, I wouldn't have been able to ''tell'' it was a Blackadder reference.&lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> '''QUINT:''' We make him read episode nineteen of The World's Greatest.<br /> <br /> '''HENRY:''' No, Quint, that's mad! No-one deserves that punishment!<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote&gt;'''NOXIGAR:''' I'm pretty sure Episodes One through Eighteen are all vastly inferior, for what it's worth.&lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> '''QUINT:''' Well it's too late.<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote&gt;'''NOXIGAR:''' It's never too late to, pomf, put commas in sentences.&lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> ''{Howard Brown runs out of a door}''<br /> <br /> '''HOWARD BROWN:''' DOES NOT COMPUTE. DOES NOT COMPUTE. ERROR. ERROR. <br /> <br /> ''{Howard Brown does something nonspecific and is now gone.}''<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote&gt;''{Noxigar doess something specific and it's fixing the missing bracket in that line.}''&lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> '''QUINT:''' Rough, but worth it. I didn't want that jerk messing up my masonry.<br /> <br /> '''HENRY:''' What pottery?<br /> <br /> '''QUINT:''' Sarah's pottery.<br /> <br /> '''HENRY:''' Oh.<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote&gt;'''NOXIGAR:''' Who's Sarah?&lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> '''QUINT:''' Goodbye.<br /> <br /> ''{End}''<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote&gt;'''NOXIGAR:''' I still don't understand how Strong Intelligent can subsist on anticlimaxes. I thought Quint and Henry would fight Howard Brown and do something eventful for once. I guess I need to re-evalutate how shitty The World's Greatest truly is.&lt;/blockquote&gt;</div>

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