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HARR HARR I AM A YANK

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'''NOXIGAR:''' I thought this was differential calculus.
==Transcript== ''{Open to the T.W.O, an organisation consisting of a koala bear n...'

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<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' I thought this was differential calculus.</blockquote>

==Transcript==

''{Open to the T.W.O, an organisation consisting of a koala bear named Quint and his helicopter friend Henry, who can talk. The scene is set over a generic sea, which is part of a smaller journey from Andorra to Maine}''

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' What does T.W.O. stand for?</blockquote>

'''QUINT:''' I think we need to do something about the generic animal/foodstuff/obscure celebrity who has been infesting our gardens.

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Who in their right mind would plant a garden in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean?</blockquote>

'''HENRY:''' I'm on the scene.

''{Henry flies inside a door on his body. Cut to the gardens, a lush place filled with beautiful flowers and some cabbages. Ruining the view is Howard Brown}''

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Every time Henry enters himself I just assume he's consuming LSD.</blockquote>

'''HENRY:''' Aah! Howard Brown! Britian's least famous celebrity!

'''HOWARD BROWN:''' ''{In a deep, gravely voice}'' LOW LOW RATES! AAAAHAAHAAHAHAH!

'''HENRY:''' Run! Quick Quint!

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' He's so in a hurry he forgot to place a comma in that sentence.</blockquote>

''{The camera pans left, revealing Quint who has been here the entire time}''

'''QUINT:''' I was just trying to figure out how you got in here.

''{Short pause}''

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Everybody stops to pause. In the time it takes for one of Strong Intelligent's pauses, someone could be finishing that chapter of ''A Song of Fire and Ice.''</blockquote>

'''QUINT:''' Anyway, yeah, okay, I'll run.

''{Quint runs out the door and back on to Henry. Henry soon follows}''

'''HENRY:''' Okay, so Howard Brown is infesting our otherwise amazing gardens. What are we to do?

'''QUINT:''' There's only one thing we can do.

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Kill him? I'm fairly certain you guys have a strange enough morality and could just dump the body in the water when you are finished.</blockquote>

'''HENRY:''' What's that?

'''QUINT:''' ''Call them.''

''{Camera pans left, revealing no-one, an invisible person with a loud and booming voice, suspicously similar to the narrators in episode 18.}''

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' There were no narrators in Episode 18.</blockquote>

'''NO-ONE:''' TO BE CONTINUEEEED?

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Hopefully not.</blockquote>

''{End}''

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 '''QUINT:''' Anyway, yeah, okay, I'll run.

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Noxigar: Created page with 'Basic Maths '''NOXIGAR:''' I thought this was differential calculus. ==Transcript== ''{Open to the T.W.O, an organisation consisting of a koala bear n...'

Noxigar: Created page with 'Basic Maths
'''NOXIGAR:''' I thought this was differential calculus.
==Transcript== ''{Open to the T.W.O, an organisation consisting of a koala bear n...'