Noxigar: WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELING LIKE P DIDDY (actually no I can't feel like P Diddy because I slept horribly)

2013-09-05T12:48:35Z

WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELING LIKE P DIDDY (actually no I can't feel like P Diddy because I slept horribly)

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Half-farted

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' I assume ''all'' the episodes are half-farted, and so I really don't know why you'd make this Synopsis unique with such a stunning analysis.</blockquote>

==Transcript==

''{Open to the two}''

'''QUINT:''' You know Sir Alex Ferguson's middle name is Chapman?

'''HENRY:''' That's like if my middle name were Chapman.

'''QUINT:''' Probably.

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' I wouldn't mind these opening tangents if they weren't so boring and out-of-place half the time.</blockquote>

''{Pause}''

'''QUINT:''' This is an outrage of the highest order. I shall have my men see to this.

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' ''What'' men?</blockquote>

'''HENRY:''' And then I can call you Whistles.

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Quint's going through a name change? He's not staying permanently dead? This is an outrage of the highest order. I shall have my men see to this!</blockquote>

'''QUINT:''' Yes you can, son. Yes you can.

''{End}''

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' <small>I shall have my men see to this!</small></blockquote>

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Noxigar: WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELING LIKE P DIDDY (actually no I can't feel like P Diddy because I slept horribly)