Noxigar: Struggling to open a cereal box is not funny

2013-09-05T03:55:54Z

Struggling to open a cereal box is not funny

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<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Hopefully I'll be able to laugh at this for once.</blockquote>

==Transcript==

''{Open to the two. Quint is holding a box of sugar puffs and a fork}''

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' That's not how you open a box of cereal.</blockquote>

'''QUINT:''' I JUST WANT SOME CEREAL! WHY ARE THEY SO HARD TO BREAK APART!?

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Because you're not using your hands to open the box slits?</blockquote>

'''HENRY:''' Why not just pour some milk into it?

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Into the ''box''? I'm pretty sure this helicopter's high.</blockquote>

'''QUINT:''' Oh, that's a good idea. Could you pass the milk?

'''HENRY:''' Sure.

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Milk and cereal don't mix.</blockquote>

''{Milk lands next to Quint. Quint picks it up and tips the milk carton over the cereal box. Nothing happens}''

'''QUINT:''' Damn, it froze.

'''HENRY:''' But how?

'''QUINT:''' Probably something to do with the giant liquid nitrogen vat you use as a fridge.

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Okay, ''that'' is passable. I didn't laugh, but the writing for just this line of dialogue alone atones for the horribleness of the previous twenty episodes.</blockquote>

'''HENRY:''' Probably.

''{Pause}''

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' I lied. This is still fuckin' terrible.</blockquote>

'''QUINT:''' NNNNNNNNNNNGH-

''{End}''

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' It is not hard to open a cereal box. I'm utterly lacking in the muscular department and even I can attest to this.</blockquote>

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Noxigar: Struggling to open a cereal box is not funny