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'''NOXIGAR:''' I'm pretty sure they're not abominations by any genetic standard. That is, unless Henry is in-bred.
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More hijinks from these rag-tag abominations!

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' I'm pretty sure they're not abominations by any genetic standard. That is, unless Henry is in-bred.</blockquote>

==TRANSCRIPT AND OTHER BAKING ACESSORIES==
''{Open to Quint and Henry}''

'''HENRY:''' Quint...do you ever think about...us?

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' This is the kind of question I'd have expected an episode before, when the conflict ''should'' start to form.</blockquote>

'''QUINT:''' Shut up before I pop a cap in yo ass.

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' I'm not even sure koalas can successfully emulate that form of dialect without struggling at "yo ass."</blockquote>

'''HENRY:''' Sorry Jerry.

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' ''{imitating Henry}'' Sorry Jerry. I not only forgot to use a comma, but I also called you Jerry instead of Quint.</blockquote>

'''QUINT:''' You should be.

''{Quint coughs and scratches his ear}''

'''QUINT:''' So, what do you think of the new breed of dog they discovered?

'''HENRY:''' It's great! Well, I'm guessing it would be. I haven't seen it, what with this never ending flight to Maine we've been taking.

'''QUINT:''' Yeah. Life is pretty...

''{Several hours silence}''

'''QUINT:''' ...swell.

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' ''{sarcastically}'' YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH</blockquote>

''{End}''