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Noxigar: /* THE JOKE */

2015-12-06T09:03:39Z

‎THE JOKE

Noxigar at 09:01, 13 November 2011

2011-11-13T09:01:40Z

Noxigar at 09:01, 13 November 2011

2011-11-13T09:01:05Z

Noxigar at 09:00, 13 November 2011

2011-11-13T09:00:46Z

Noxigar: before riff

2011-11-13T08:52:18Z

before riff

New page

''{Bluebry is sitting in his house, which contains a phone and only a phone}''

''"I wonder who I shall call next? I can't lose this contest with myself."'' repeated Bluebry in his own head

''{Bluebry fatefully picks up the phone, in multiple camera angles. The phone glares at Bluebry, even though it has no eyes}''

''"Well, better get on with it - no use stalling."'' joked Bluebry's inner monologue

''{Bluebry gives a slight, soundless chuckle}''

''{Bluebry picks up the phone, then begins to look back and forth between the numpad on the phone itself and the charger}''

''"I wonder which one I should choose?"'' questioned Bluebry.

''{A soft, classical, ambiet piece plays over the speaker. Jumpcuts take place between the numpad on the phone and the one on the charger. Finally, Bluebry punches in some numbers.}''

''"I hope that wasn't the wrong number."'' thought Bluebry, nervously.

''{The phone picks up, and a shocked Bluebry puts the phone to his ear.}''

'''PIZZA CLERK:''' Hello, would you like to order any pizza?

''"Oh, I must have dialed the wrong number..."'' thought Bluebry without thinking.

''{Bluebry hangs up.}''

'''BLUEBRY:''' Oh, what have I done?

''{Bluebry picks up the phone once more again, and dials a different number.}''

'''PIZZA CLERK:''' This is the pizza place, may I take your order?

'''BLUEBRY:''' I would like a pepperoni.

'''PIZZA CLERK:''' I am sorry, we are out of pepperoni.

''{Bluebry pauses.}''

'''PIZZA CLERK:''' Sir?

'''BLUEBRY:''' Yes, I am still here. I guess I will just take a cheese pizza.

'''PIZZA CLERK:''' What size?

'''BLUEBRY:''' Let me think about that?

''{Bluebry pauses, and shifts from one foot to another. His feet are getting tired.}''

'''BLUEBRY:''' I think...

'''PIZZA CLERK:''' ...therefore I am!

''{Bluebry and Pizza Clerk give a half-hearted, socially acceptable, laugh.}''

'''BLUEBRY:''' I was thinking I'd take a medium.

'''PIZZA CLERK:''' We will get right on that.

''{The phone goes dead. Bluebry gently puts the phone down.}''

''"I am regretting my decision, now."'' Bluebry thought.

''{Bluebry is regretting his decision}''

''{Bluebry's phone rings again. He picks it up. Soulja Boy is on the other end.}''

'''SOULJA BOY TELL EM:''' HEY LISTEN HERE I GOT A NEW DANCE FOR Y'ALL IT'S CALLED THE SOULJA BOY

''{Soulja Boy does the Soulja Boy dance. Bluebry joins in the dance.}''

'''The End'''

== THE JOKE ==
*Bluebry is lactose intolerant
*Pizza Clerk and Bluebry are both gay and hold unrequited love for each other but neither one knows the other one is gay

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 *Bluebry is lactose intolerant
 *Pizza Clerk and Bluebry are both gay and hold unrequited love for each other but neither one knows the other one is gay
-<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Nice information. I, erm, what? Two complete strangers holding unrequited love for each other? Unrequited love ''for each other''? Then it's not unrequited love. Then the feeling are mutual.</blockquote>
+<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Nice information. I, erm, what? Two complete strangers holding unrequited love for each other? Unrequited love ''for each other''? Then it's not unrequited love. Then the feelings are mutual.</blockquote>

@@ Line 77: / Line 77: @@
 ''{Bluebry is regretting his decision}''
 <blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' It's like he's trying to be bad on purpose<br/>
-But at the same time every Im a bell fic after Bell Quest does this and it still gets riffed mercilessly despite the fact they're intentionally bad.</blockquote>
+But at the same time every Im a bell fic after Bell Quest does this and each one still gets riffed mercilessly despite the fact they're intentionally bad.</blockquote>
 ''{Bluebry's phone rings again. He picks it up. Soulja Boy is on the other end.}''

@@ Line 3: / Line 3: @@
 ''"I wonder who I shall call next? I can't lose this contest with myself."'' repeated Bluebry in his own head
-<blockquote>Noxigar groans, "This again?" He was not satisfied with the method of writing being put in place.</blockquote>
+<blockquote>Noxigar groans, "This again?" He was not satisfied with the method of writing being put in place inconsistently.</blockquote>
 ''{Bluebry fatefully picks up the phone, in multiple camera angles. The phone glares at Bluebry, even though it has no eyes}''

@@ Line 1: / Line 1: @@
 ''{Bluebry is sitting in his house, which contains a phone and only a phone}''
 ''"I wonder who I shall call next? I can't lose this contest with myself."'' repeated Bluebry in his own head
 ''{Bluebry fatefully picks up the phone, in multiple camera angles. The phone glares at Bluebry, even though it has no eyes}''
@@ Line 13: / Line 15: @@
 ''"I wonder which one I should choose?"'' questioned Bluebry.
-''{A soft, classical, ambiet piece plays over the speaker. Jumpcuts take place between the numpad on the phone and the one on the charger. Finally, Bluebry punches in some numbers.}''
+''{A soft, classical, ambiet''
 ''"I hope that wasn't the wrong number."'' thought Bluebry, nervously.
@@ Line 22: / Line 27: @@
 ''"Oh, I must have dialed the wrong number..."'' thought Bluebry without thinking.
 ''{Bluebry hangs up.}''
@@ Line 46: / Line 54: @@
 ''{Bluebry pauses, and shifts from one foot to another. His feet are getting tired.}''
 '''BLUEBRY:''' I think...
 '''PIZZA CLERK:''' ...therefore I am!
 ''{Bluebry and Pizza Clerk give a half-hearted, socially acceptable, laugh.}''
 '''BLUEBRY:''' I was thinking I'd take a medium.
 '''PIZZA CLERK:''' We will get right on that.
@@ Line 60: / Line 73: @@
 ''"I am regretting my decision, now."'' Bluebry thought.
 ''{Bluebry is regretting his decision}''
 ''{Bluebry's phone rings again. He picks it up. Soulja Boy is on the other end.}''
@@ Line 68: / Line 84: @@
 ''{Soulja Boy does the Soulja Boy dance. Bluebry joins in the dance.}''
+<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' You keep ruining each mediocre page with your damned Soulja Boy repetition, thereby making each page worse than it could have been if you just fixed a few problems.</blockquote>
 '''The End'''
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 *Bluebry is lactose intolerant
 *Pizza Clerk and Bluebry are both gay and hold unrequited love for each other but neither one knows the other one is gay