Noxigar at 08:34, 13 November 2011

2011-11-13T08:34:18Z

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2011-11-13T08:21:33Z

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==Transcript==
''{Bluebry enters the retail outlet and walks over to the first salesperson he sees}''

'''BLUEBRY:''' Excuse me, where is the returns desk?

'''SALESPERSON:''' Right over there ''{points off in the distance}'' underneath the sign that says "returns"

'''BLUEBRY:''' Thank you.

''{Bluebry walks over to the returns desk and gets in line. There is one person ahead of him, and she is currently being served.}''

'''LADY:''' ''{yelling}'' Am I unhappy? I'm very unhappy with how terrible I'm being treated.

''Apparently she is unhappy''

'''RETURNS CLERK:''' I'm sorry that your television broke, however you purchased this item one year past the amount of time our return policy allows. Now, I will be happy to give you one hundred dollars in store credit out of sym-

'''LADY:''' One hundred? Do you know how much money I paid for this television? I want the full price.

''{Another sales clerk moves over to the empty space.}''

'''OTHER SALES CLERK:''' Next in line, please.

''{Bluebry walks over to the newly opened space and places his damaged cell phone on the desk}''

'''OTHER SALES CLERK:''' Hello, my name is William, how may I help you today?

'''BLUEBRY:''' Hey William, I'd like to return this cell phone.

'''WILLIAM:''' Alright, and how long have you had this phone?

'''BLUEBRY:''' Three months.

'''WILLIAM:''' And, do you have the receipt on you?

'''BLUEBRY:''' Uh no, unfortunately, it was a gift.

'''WILLIAM:''' Oh, well that rules out returning it. Policy demands that we have a receipt of the item.

''{The lady who is also currently being served continues to rant and rave.}''

'''WILLIAM:''' Can you call the person who bought the phone and see if they still have the receipt?

'''BLUEBRY:''' Well, my phone is broken, so no.

'''WILLIAM:''' You may borrow my phone. ''{moves the desk phone towards Bluebry}''

''{Bluebry picks up the phone and dials a number}''

'''BLUEBRY:''' ''{into phone}'' Hey... I'm at the store, I need to return something... my phone... Yeah, it died, do you still have the receipt?... No?... Alright, thanks though... Bye. ''{hangs up}'' She does not have the receipt.

'''WILLIAM:''' We can attempt to fix it though. I can just tag it in now and we can have a guy look at it in... an hour or so. Just write down your home number on this sticky note and we'll call you when we've figured it out.

''{Bluebry gets out a pen and writes down his home number}''

'''WILLIAM:''' And, can you just describe the problem for me real quickly?

'''BLUEBRY:''' Well, it died.

'''WILLIAM:''' Alright, we'll get that call in for you in an hour or so. Have a nice day.

'''BLUEBRY:''' You too.

''{Bluebry walks off}''

''{Crank Dat Soulja Boy starts playing on Bluebry's cell phone}''

'''SOULJA BOY TELL EM:''' SOULJA BOY UP IN THIS HO WATCH ME CRANK IT WATCH ME ROLL

'''The End'''

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 ==Transcript==
 ''{Bluebry enters the retail outlet and walks over to the first salesperson he sees}''
 '''BLUEBRY:''' Excuse me, where is the returns desk?
-'''SALESPERSON:''' Right over there ''{points off in the distance}'' underneath the sign that says "returns"
+'''SALESPERSON:''' Right over there ''{points off in the distance}''
 '''BLUEBRY:''' Thank you.
 ''{Bluebry walks over to the returns desk and gets in line. There is one person ahead of him, and she is currently being served.}''
 '''LADY:''' ''{yelling}'' Am I unhappy? I'm very unhappy with how terrible I'm being treated.
 ''Apparently she is unhappy''
 '''RETURNS CLERK:''' I'm sorry that your television broke, however you purchased this item one year past the amount of time our return policy allows. Now, I will be happy to give you one hundred dollars in store credit out of sym-
@@ Line 19: / Line 27: @@
 ''{Another sales clerk moves over to the empty space.}''
 '''OTHER SALES CLERK:''' Next in line, please.
@@ Line 25: / Line 34: @@
 '''OTHER SALES CLERK:''' Hello, my name is William, how may I help you today?
 '''BLUEBRY:''' Hey William, I'd like to return this cell phone.
@@ Line 35: / Line 45: @@
 '''BLUEBRY:''' Uh no, unfortunately, it was a gift.
 '''WILLIAM:''' Oh, well that rules out returning it. Policy demands that we have a receipt of the item.
 ''{The lady who is also currently being served continues to rant and rave.}''
 '''WILLIAM:''' Can you call the person who bought the phone and see if they still have the receipt?
@@ Line 45: / Line 58: @@
 '''WILLIAM:''' You may borrow my phone. ''{moves the desk phone towards Bluebry}''
 ''{Bluebry picks up the phone and dials a number}''
 '''BLUEBRY:''' ''{into phone}'' Hey... I'm at the store, I need to return something... my phone... Yeah, it died, do you still have the receipt?... No?... Alright, thanks though... Bye. ''{hangs up}'' She does not have the receipt.
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 '''WILLIAM:''' And, can you just describe the problem for me real quickly?
 '''BLUEBRY:''' Well, it died.
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 '''SOULJA BOY TELL EM:''' SOULJA BOY UP IN THIS HO WATCH ME CRANK IT WATCH ME ROLL
 '''The End'''

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Noxigar at 08:34, 13 November 2011

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