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~~ Alright all im back!11 Sorr I cuoldent b here ealrier but i had 2 be rushed 2 hopsital 4 slitting my rists! ~~

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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Wait.<br>
''{Short pause.}''<br>
'''NAMINE:''' Remind me to give Lex a vigorous, vivacious, and emotional embrace after riffing the rest of his work.</blockquote>

back at the jedi academy (oh yeh i fogot that evry1 is in a jedi academy. Sorry!) we had litesaba tranning. Demen asked me,

"god I ''{BEEP}'' hate litesaber traning cannot we skipp it?"

me being the badass mofo i am i said:

"yeh i agree litesaber tranning is 4 prepz anyway"

so we heded in2 my room 2 listen 2 goffick bands and smoke weed.

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' I think Noxigar was sort of "gothic" and he hasn't smoked weed. But hey, what do he or I know about being gothic?</blockquote>

i got out a bag of pur Jango and lit it on fier. i then put it to my nose and inahed it depply adn i pased it 2 demen and he did da same.

we were so high rite now we cuoldn't evan think! so to enhance uor experence we got out our iPhoneTM (so i dont get suoed) adn put on sum Lincoln Pak. becauz it iz totlly awesum!!

we were so ''{beep}'' in' high that we started sinning (c wut i did there)

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' ''{sounding visibly unnerved}'' I, I really don't see what you did there.</blockquote>

together we sang numb encore with me doing th lyriks and demen doin the raping

"what th hell r we wating 4?!?!"

suddenly however, Obie Won berst in adn he shouted

"WHAT THE HELL! YOU ARE SMOKING WEED! WEED IS ALLEGAL!"

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' "A LEGAL PRODUCT~"</blockquote>

we were totly screwed so we treid 2 mak a run 4 it but he used tha forse and stopd us in our tracs!!

"obie won u son of a bich wy did u stop us"

"becaz u were smokin weed"

obie won then usd hiz forse powas to tranport us 2 hiz offise wher jabba the hut (pe teacher)

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' ''{sounding even more unnerved}'' Why is Jabba the gym teacher?</blockquote>

and han solo waz ther 2

"yabba jabba najfsaja" said jaba in his hut langich (it meant "i fond hansolo smokin crakk in his room")

"supise, becauz i fond these 2 outsid doin' the same whil sinning to lincin pak" said obie

"yabba goffy shitty moosik" said jabba

"''{bepp}'' you bitch linkin park iz god u prepz just h8 it becoz it was coller than your musik!!!!!!1!" I shouted, sexily

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' How the hell do you do sass someone "sexily?"</blockquote>

obie then slapped us across tha face and told us that we has detaintion after jedi academy. we ran out, all pissed off

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' I imagine the ''idea'' of detention would be bad for your goth cred.</blockquote>

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