https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=RiffText%2FSSXMails%2FBHZ%2FHollied_DaysRiffText/SSXMails/BHZ/Hollied Days - Revision history2026-04-25T12:04:16ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=RiffText/SSXMails/BHZ/Hollied_Days&diff=173224&oldid=prevJCM: it's the final countdown2011-02-08T00:41:52Z<p>it's the final countdown</p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>WILL BE FORMATTED LATER<br />
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Cut to the Superbox. SSX runs in, and puts a Decemberween Tree up.<br />
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Ok, guys. I'm gonna be making a few changes. First...<br />
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a>run_green_background.exe<br />
a>run_red_text.exe<br />
a>run_countdown.exe<br />
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The paper comes down, reading this:<br />
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Quote<br />
Countdown 'till some Day: 19 days<br />
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Ok, here's how it's gonna go. Every email, I'll add 5 ornaments to this tree.<br />
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' That's gonna be a pretty sad tree.</blockquote><br />
The paper'll tell you guys how many days are left until Decemberween.<br />
Ok, email-time!<br />
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a>ssxmail.exe<br />
"Rudolph the red nosed email, liked to play with scroll buttons..."<br />
<blockquote>'''MR. CLOUD:''' ''{singing}'' Well, that's what he told his parents, but there really was masturbation.</blockquote><br />
a>Yo yo yo, Super Bender X!<br />
I bet you $5 that you can't throw a toaster into the freeway and have it not land on a car.<br />
From, Uncle Fisty.<br />
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Oh, yeah? We'll see about that!<br />
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As SSX walks out, he puts 5 ornaments on the tree, and grabs a toaster. Outside, the street is covered with snow.<br />
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Ok, so how hard can it be to have a toaster tossed in to a stree-FREEWAY<br />
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' This guy takes his pavement seriously.</blockquote><br />
and have it not land on any cars?<br />
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SSX chucks a toaster into the street. Out of nowhere, a car drives up, and slams into the car.<br />
<blockquote>'''MR. CLOUD:''' The car slammed into itself? I'm having trouble imagining this.</blockquote><br />
the toster breaks the window,<br />
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' But what happened to the ''toaster''?</blockquote><br />
revealing Kevin Grumbles. Grumbles drives away, with the free toaster.<br />
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I'LL GET YOU KEVEN *grumble*!!<br />
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Ok, so you win. But you're not getting any sort of prize!<br />
<blockquote>'''MR. CLOUD:''' That's great, because he asked for five dollars!<br /><br />
'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Great job, by the way, supporting your uncle's gambling addiction.</blockquote><br />
The paper comes down.<br />
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Countdown to Some Day: 19 Days</div>JCM