Chwoka at 13:50, 1 November 2010

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''{Cut to the outside of the house where the cast lives. Everyone is present}''

'''TOM:''' Now, you two. While we're gone, you keep the house neat and clean. Well be back around ten PM.

'''GARZEL:''' You can count on us.

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'''LEMON:''' Okay... ''{leans onto Garzel}'' One... Two... Three... Seven... 'DOH!<blockquote>'''BLUEBRY:''' Idiocy = epitome of comedy?!?!?! Mental note...</blockquote>
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'''ARUSEUS:''' We'll do as you say.

'''LUCAS:''' And NO WILD PARTIES.

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'''LEMON:''' Oh. So NOW the title has something to do with this.
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'''ELYSSA:''' Yeah. It took us weeks to fix the bathroom.

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{salutes}''
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'''LEMON:''' Since when were you an armyman<blockquote>'''BLUEBRY:''' Army of One.</blockquote> I don't think your an army man do you<blockquote>'''CHWOKA:''' ''{Lemon impersonation}'' ''DO YOU''!?!?</blockquote>
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You got it.

'''FOXX:''' Let's go guys.

''{Foxx, Elyssa, Lucas, and Tom leave}''

'''GARZEL:''' So it's just you and me.

'''ARUSEUS:''' Yep. So, how 'bout some Super Star Smashers?

'''GARZEL:''' Seems fine to me.

''{30 minutes of smashing later}''
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'''LEMON:''' Oh, so they pulled a slegehammer<blockquote>'''BLUEBRY:''' At least it's not a ''"sledgehammer"''.</blockquote> out of nowhere? Arucrap saluted for nothing?
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'''GARZEL:''' I'm bored. What've we got to eat around here?

'''ARUSEUS:''' Hold on...we've got...nothing.

'''GARZEL:''' N-nothing?
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'''LEMON:''' Y-yes, Garidiot.
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Dead empty. Look, I can drive, so I'll get groceries.

'''GARZEL:''' I swear there was a joke about you driving years ago, but I guess you shaped up in two years.

'''ARUSEUS:''' Yep.

''{Cut to the parking lot of Grood Groceries, Aruseus is walking back with several bags}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' Well, now we won't starve.

''{Aruseus notices a cat on the curb}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' But he looks like he will, hold on buddy! I'll get you a bite and a nice home.

'''CAT:''' Meow!
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'''LEMON:''' Meow?<blockquote>'''BLUEBRY:''' WELL AREN'T WE COOL CATS '''CHWOKA:''' MEOW '''NOID:''' MEOW '''SKULLB:''' MEOW '''NOID:''' MEOW '''NACHOMAN:''' MEOW '''BROOKSIE:''' MEOW</blockquote> That's all you can say? What a load of crap.
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''{Cut back to the Cast House (for lack of a better name)}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' Garzel! I'm hooooooooooooome!

'''GARZEL:''' 'Bout time! Where's the food? Is that fluffy thing in your hands food?

'''ARUSEUS:''' No. It's a cat. And he's living here with us.

'''GARZEL:''' No, we have to return him to his owner.

'''ARUSEUS:''' Aw man...

''{Cut to a random house}''
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'''LEMON:''' Random house? I don't see an armadillo laughing at a pie eating a doorknob shaped like a pickle.<blockquote>'''BLUEBRY:''' [[Wikipedia:Random House|It's probably because Random House is a book publisher.]]</blockquote>
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Here's your cat, Unnecessary Cameo Appearance Character Who I Don't Know Anymore!
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'''LEMON:''' Hey, did you hire Inner Bad? I hope not.
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'''KYUBII:''' Thanks!

''{Cut back to the Cast House}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' Ok. We gotta dispose of this "Chicken Wing" Flavor Cat Chow.

'''GARZEL:''' Give me that!

''{Garzel eats the cat chow}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' No...wait. It was "Diarreha Jones Flavor."

'''GARZEL:''' ''{censored}''

''{Garzel runs offscreen and pukes}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' Gotta go, bye! ''{runs}''

'''GARZEL:''' DAMN IT, ARUSEUS!

''{The End!}''

'''LEMON:''' Thank god. This might be God compared to the next episode.

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Chwoka at 13:50, 1 November 2010