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{{User:Tehy Moldan/headline|Adventures of Yobnaf/The Concert}}
This starts at a Green Day concert's parking lot. The goal is Backstage

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' What the heck is Green Day? <blockquote>'''BLUEBRY:''' Is it anything like ''Red Dawn''?</blockquote>Is that some kind of an environmental thingy? And why would they have a concert? So they can sing about the beauty of plants?<blockquote>'''CHWOKA:''' Effing hell, man, you know this one. Feigning stupidity is not funny.</blockquote></blockquote>

'''BOSS:'''Draugydob

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Wow, this one sounds more fierce than the lest one.<blockquote>'''BLUEBRY:''' LEST ONE BE FORGOTTEN</blockquote></blockquote>

'''UNLOCKED POWER:''' Flying

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' ''{singing}'' I believe I can ''{stops}'' Oh, give me a break.</blockquote>

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''{It ''

<blockquote>'''CHWOKA:''' The clown!?</blockquote>

''is at a Green Day concert. There are screaming fans.}''

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' So, simple, yet, so unimaginable. Probably the screaming fans part.<blockquote>'''BLUEBRY:''' Because fans NEVER scream at a rock convert.</blockquote></blockquote>

'''YOBNAF:'''WOO!

''{Yobnaf gets on stage. A man throws him off. When he is thrown off, he starts flying.}''

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Wow, what kind of idiot would do something like that? Just crawl on the stage while there are people singing on it? He's lucky he wasn't shot then given a restraining order.</blockquote>

'''YOBNAF:''' The aliens did well! I could fly! Oh no! The parking lot!!!

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Wow, now you know what the aliens did. About dang time. And, seriously, are you some kind of exclamation maniac? It's just a freaking parking lot.<blockquote>'''BLUEBRY:''' Dude, did you not hear him? This is THE parking lot, man.<br />'''CHWOKA:''' Combine that with the fact that he's falling towards at it, approaching terminal velocity, I'd say now is not the time to mock his screaming.</blockquote></blockquote>

''{Lands on the concrete}''

'''YOBNAF:''' Uhhhh... Ow!

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Uhhhh...are you hurt or something? <blockquote>'''BLUEBRY:''' Well I'm no doctor, but...</blockquote>Or were you not able to scream in pain because of all that idiot drool in your mouth? So, this was another short cutscene. With another unsatisfying cliffhanger. I hope this doesn't become a habit or I'll have to kill myself.</blockquote>

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