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{{User:Tehy Moldan/headline|Adventures of Yobnaf/India}}
You start in North Dehli. Your goal is South Dehli.

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Um, Dehli? I think you mean Delhi, kid. Deli is meat.<blockquote>'''BLUEBRY:''' Not really.</blockquote> Are you saying we're going to travel through meat?<blockquote>'''BLUEBRY:''' That's not what that means.<br/>'''SKULLB:''' I would make a "meat travel" joke but I'm ''much'' too sophisticated for that.</blockquote> That's sick! Don't you care about the vegetarian players?<blockquote>'''BLUEBRY:''' Well, considering that a deli is a restaurant, I don't think they would care.<br/>'''SKULLB:''' yo mang bros before hos</blockquote></blockquote>

'''BOSS:''' Tnahpele

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Oh no, it's a backwards word. I wonder what it's attack is? Poop? Water?<blockquote>'''SKULLB:''' Because we all know how elephants... "water"?</blockquote></blockquote>

'''UNLOCKED POWER:''' Peanut Burp

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' HAHAHA PEANUT BURP. THAT BETTER COME WITH AN "EXCUSE ME" FUNCTION, MISTER.<blockquote>'''BLUEBRY:''' Dude, he suffers from peanut burps. Just be cool about it, man.</blockquote></blockquote>

==Cutscene==
''{Yobnaf is on a plane to Asia. He is humming When I Come Around}''

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Don't tell me. That's a song by "Green Day".<blockquote>'''BLUEBRY:''' When I read this in my head I thought of a 40 year old guy trying to connect with the kids.</blockquote> I thought so. What's it about? <blockquote>'''BLUEBRY:''' It's probably about when he comes around.</blockquote>Ways to travel other than by car?<blockquote>'''CHWOKA:''' Oh, I know! It's all about when she comes around the mountain!</blockquote></blockquote>

'''YOBNAF:''' So... Bored.... Ate to much Peanuts...

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' How do those things come together at all?<blockquote>'''CHWOKA:''' Do they need to?</blockquote></blockquote>

''{Suddenly, the plane crashes in India}''

'''YOBNAF:''' I knew this was going to happen.

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Then why did you take the flight?! You wanted to commit suicide? Oh, this was the shortest cutscene I've ever seen. Pun not intended.<blockquote>'''BLUEBRY:''' There was a pun in that?<br/>'''SKULLB:''' hell if i know</blockquote></blockquote>

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Skub at 03:08, 19 January 2009