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Remolay: I'm starting this one, but not very much right now, it's like 1 am

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I'm starting this one, but not very much right now, it's like 1 am

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Should Sombaf get eyes?
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' would anyone care and or notice?</blockquote>
'''Characters in order of appearance:''' Sombaf, Bubs, Strong Bad, The Cheat

'''Locations:''' Sombafs computer, The Field, Bubs' concession stand, House of the Brothers Strong

==Transcript==
'''SOMBAF:''' Check it. Sombaf Rappin' is really bad. 
you heard better rhymes from the big guy Strong Sad! 
''{Types SEMAIL.EXE}'' 
<blockquote class= sombaf>

Dear fabmoS, Don't you have trouble seeing without eyes? 
I think you should go to Bub's and buy a pair. 
Sincerly, Raggonix
</blockquote>
''{says "I'm not even gonna make fun of this" instead of sincerly, reads Raggonix as "Xinoggar"}'' 
'''SOMBAF:''' ''{typing}'' I'ma get straight into this now. Like a month after I moved here Homestar asked that same question. Wavy flashbacky thingy, if you please?

''{wavy transition to the field, bottom of the screen reads "5 months ago" Sombaf walking to Bubs' concession stand}''

'''SOMBAF:''' ''{voiceover}'' I see just fine without eyes somehow, even I'm not sure of that one, but I thought perhaps I would look better with eyes.

'''BUBS:''' What can I get for you fine gentleman?

'''SOMBAF:''' Um... what do you have in the... eye department. {muttered to self} That didn't sound weird at all.

'''BUBS:''' Well, I could let you try out these.

''{Bubs pull out slanted angry type eyes, Sombaf jumps, startled}''

'''SOMBAF:''' Gyah! ''{Calms down}'' I don't want to give anyone the impression that I'm evil! What do you have that says, "I'm calm, and I have eyes"

'''BUBS:''' I could let you try my new "Regular ol'" eyes.

''{Pulls out pair of normal eyes}''

'''SOMBAF:''' Perfect! I'll take them!

''{Sombaf grabs eyes, puts them in, and runs off}''

'''BUBS:''' COME BACK HERE AND PAY FOR THOSE!

''{cut to normal field, Strong Bad and The Cheat walk by, stop when seeing the eyed Sombaf}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Woah, this guy looks cool. Who are you, new guy?

'''SOMBAF:''' It's me, Sombaf. You've known me for about a month now?

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm pretty sure I would remember that... Hey you wanna come over to my place tomorrow and play the bloodiest of bloody video games?

'''SOMBAF:''' You need to ask? I'll be there!

'''SOMBAF:''' ''{voiceover}'' It turns out that Bubs' "Regular Ol' Eyes" disolve over night, so the next morning I was again eyeless. I didn't think it would make much of a difference, so I headed on down to S B's place.

''{cut to in front of the House of The Brothers Strong. Sombaf Knocks, Strong Bad answers.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Who the crap are you?

'''SOMBAF:''' It's me, Sombaf... from yesterday

'''STRONG BAD:''' No that can't be, Sombaf haves eyes.

'''SOMBAF:''' No reall...

''{door is slammed in Sombafs face, cut to inside the house.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Now I just have to wait for What's-his-name

''{cut to present, Sombafs computer}''

'''SOMBAF:''' ''{typing}'' And that's why Strong Bad can never recognize me, because I don't "haves eyes." Now if You'll excuse me, I still have to pay Bubs for those Regular Ol's.

@@ Line 8: / Line 8: @@
 '''SOMBAF:''' Check it. Sombaf Rappin' is really bad.<br>
 you heard better rhymes from the big guy Strong Sad!<br><br>
 ''{Types SEMAIL.EXE}''<BR>
 <blockquote class= sombaf>
@@ Line 16: / Line 17: @@
 </blockquote>
 ''{says "I'm not even gonna make fun of this" instead of sincerly, reads Raggonix as "Xinoggar"}''<br><br>
-'''SOMBAF:''' ''{typing}'' I'ma get straight into this now. Like a month after I moved here Homestar asked that same question. Wavy flashbacky thingy, if you please?
+'''SOMBAF:''' ''{typing}'' I'ma get straight into this now.
 ''{wavy transition to the field, bottom of the screen reads "5 months ago" Sombaf walking to Bubs' concession stand}''

@@ Line 20: / Line 20: @@
 <blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' This is NOT how you answer a "How do you type with boxing gloves on" email.</blockquote>
 Like a month after I moved here Homestar asked that same question. Wavy flashbacky thingy, if you please?
+<blockquote> '''REMADIN:''' And here, the writer suddenly learned how to format on a wiki. </blockquote>
 ''{wavy transition to the field, bottom of the screen reads "5 months ago" Sombaf walking to Bubs' concession stand}''
-'''SOMBAF:''' ''{voiceover}'' I see just fine without eyes somehow, even I'm not sure of that one, but I thought perhaps I would look better with eyes.
+'''SOMBAF:''' ''{voiceover}'' I see just fine without eyes somehow, even I'm not sure of that one,
 '''BUBS:''' What can I get for you fine gentleman?
 '''SOMBAF:''' Um... what do you have in the... eye department. {muttered to self} That didn't sound weird at all.
+<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' It really didn't... </blockquote>
 '''BUBS:''' Well, I could let you try out these.
 ''{Bubs pull out slanted angry type eyes, Sombaf jumps, startled}''
+<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Pussy.</blockquote>
-'''SOMBAF:''' Gyah! ''{Calms down}'' I don't want to give anyone the impression that I'm evil! What do you have that says, "I'm calm, and I have eyes"
+'''SOMBAF:''' Gyah! ''{Calms down}'' I don't want to give anyone the impression that I'm evil!
 '''BUBS:''' I could let you try my new "Regular ol'" eyes.
+<blockquote> '''REMADIN:''' New, from RonCo!</blockquote>
 ''{Pulls out pair of normal eyes}''
@@ Line 44: / Line 49: @@
 '''BUBS:'''  COME BACK HERE AND PAY FOR THOSE!
+<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Larceny, now added to The Eyeless One's list of crimes.</blockquote>
 ''{cut to normal field, Strong Bad and The Cheat walk by, stop when seeing the eyed Sombaf}''
@@ Line 52: / Line 57: @@
 '''STRONG BAD:''' I'm pretty sure I would remember that... Hey you wanna come over to my place tomorrow and play the bloodiest of bloody video games?
+<blockquote> '''REMOLAY:''' Jeez, at least take me to dinner first!</blockquote>
 '''SOMBAF:''' You need to ask? I'll be there!
-'''SOMBAF:''' ''{voiceover}'' It turns out that Bubs' "Regular Ol' Eyes" disolve over night, so the next morning I was again eyeless. I didn't think it would make much of a difference, so I headed on down to S B's place.
+'''SOMBAF:''' ''{voiceover}'' It turns out that Bubs' "Regular Ol' Eyes" disolve over night,
 ''{cut to in front of the House of The Brothers Strong. Sombaf Knocks, Strong Bad answers.}''
@@ Line 64: / Line 71: @@
 '''STRONG BAD:''' No that can't be, Sombaf haves eyes.
+<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' I really don't think anyone's memory works like this</blockquote>
 '''SOMBAF:''' No reall...
@@ Line 70: / Line 77: @@
 '''STRONG BAD:''' Now I just have to wait for What's-his-name
+<blockquote> '''REMOLAY:''' I wish this was how object permanence worked</blockquote>
 ''{cut to present, Sombafs computer}''
 '''SOMBAF:''' ''{typing}'' And that's why Strong Bad can never recognize me, because I don't "haves eyes." Now if You'll excuse me, I still have to pay Bubs for those Regular Ol's.