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'''Locations:''' Sombafs computer, The Field, Strong...'

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Sombaf Addresses the issue of bullying

'''Characters in order of appearance:''' Sombaf, Strong Mad, Homsar, Strong Sad 

'''Locations:''' Sombafs computer, The Field, Strong Sads room
==Transcript==
'''SOMBAF:''' I am surprised by the utter lack of "How do you walk without feet" emails.
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Nobody cares.</blockquote> 
''{Types SEMAIL.EXE}''
<blockquote class=sombaf>

Dear Sombaf, 

Ever seen that show called Bully Beatdown? 
You should get on it. 
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Watching it? 
'''REMOLAY:''' Getting the crap beat out of him</blockquote>
From, 
LeCowPaunch
</blockquote>

'''SOMBAF:''' ''{Typing}'' The answer to this is no, I haven't seen it. Is it on MTV?
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' You know damn well it's on MTV</blockquote>
I never watch MTV, I don't like it since it stopped being Music Television. Now about that other part, do you mean I'm the one getting bullied? ''{cut to Sombaf on his back being pummeled by Strong Mad}'' 
'''SOMBAF:''' ''{voiceover}'' Because that's happened to me many a time since I moved in around here.
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:'''Pussy.</blockquote> 
''{cut back to Sombafs computer}'' 
'''SOMBAF:''' ''{typing}'' Or are you talking about me being the bully for my actions last email...
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' So you knew you were being a jerk the whole time? 
'''REMOLAY:''' I hate to say it, but I might be starting to like him</blockquote>
Yeah, I suppose it was pretty mean what I did to dems. I should go say I'm sorry.
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' And I take that back. </blockquote>
 
''{cut to field, Sombaf walking}''
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' ...How?</blockquote>
 
'''SOMBAF:''' First to Homsar's house... Wait a minute where does he live? 
''{Sombaf crashes into Homsar}'' 
'''HOMSAR:''' Haldo thar Bartman, Watch the round you. 
'''SOMBAF:''' Sorry about that... I came to say sorry for the whole "Punching Clown Bag" thing last email. 
'''HOMSAR:''' No Hate for Gabie.
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Ladies and gentlemen, our writer does not know how to write for homsar. </blockquote>
 
'''SOMBAF:''' I have to admit in this case, I'm SOMBAFFLED! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA 
''{homsar scampers away at the horrible pun, cut to the brothers strong house}'' 
'''SOMBAF:''' ''{Voiceover}'' As my apology to Strong Sad I decided to actually listen to one of his stories. 
'''STRONG SAD:'''... The last man's fate was grim at best, he was brought down by his shrinking vest! 
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' I've brought people down with grimmer things than that. 
'''REMADIN:''' Who in their ''wrong'' mind would wear that?</blockquote>
'''SOMBAF:''' Woah! That actually wasn't boring...
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Yes is was. </blockquote>
I'm surprised. Have you ever thought about publishing them? 
'''STRONG SAD:''' Why bother? no one around here would buy them.
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Thinking to small</blockquote> 
'''SOMBAF:''' I have to admit, I would probably buy it. 
''{cut to Sombafs computer}'' 
'''SOMBAF:''' Well there you go FalconPaunch.
<blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' I'll falcon punch you if you ever say that again.</blockquote>
I feel great after that. I should help Strong Sad publish that stuff, lot's of people would likely buy it.
<blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' You suck Sombaf!</blockquote>

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Remolay: Created page with 'Sombaf Addresses the issue of bullying '''Characters in order of appearance:''' Sombaf, Strong Mad, Homsar, Strong Sad '''Locations:''' Sombafs computer, The Field, Strong...'

Remolay: Created page with 'Sombaf Addresses the issue of bullying '''Characters in order of appearance:''' Sombaf, Strong Mad, Homsar, Strong Sad
'''Locations:''' Sombafs computer, The Field, Strong...'