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'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' I expect him to be just as fine a young man as Bell himself.
== Summary == '''Cast (in order of their..."

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Im a bell's cousin visits.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' I expect him to be just as fine a young man as Bell himself.</blockquote>
== Summary ==
'''Cast (in order of their appearance): Im a bell, strong Bad, Strong Sad, Homestar Runner, The Cheat, Bellson, 9 (actually Im a bell), Vegerot, Bling'''

'''Places:''' Im a bell's computer room'''

== Transcript ==
'''IM A BELL:''' It's my tenthannual emailiganza!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' More like emailigayza.
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' I'd probably make a complaint about gay jokes, but it'd fall as flat as the abysmal pun over here.</blockquote></blockquote>
So, listen to this awexome rock intro!! Ready?

'''STRONG BAD, STRONG SAD, & HOMESTAR:''' Ready!

'''THE CHEAT:'''''{simultaneously}'' Mehreh!

''{the cheat starts playing drums. Strong Bad starts playing keyswordtar. Strong Sad starts playing bass}''
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' But I thought his bass was his stomach.
<blockquote>'''HOMESTAR:''' Since when? 
'''STRONG SAD:''' Since never. 
'''NOXIGAR:''' I can't really keep track of all these guests, guys. 
'''HOMESTAR:''' You won't have to! 
'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Cheat noises}'' 
'''HOMSAR:''' Flooooaaaating around at the speed of sound. 
'''NAMINE:''' You only have Homestar Runner characters as guests, due to a lot of the riffs being orientated from Homestar Runner-based fanfiction and concepts. We won't have an infinite number of guests. 
''{Noxigar shrugs.}''</blockquote></blockquote>
'''IM A BELL & HOMESTAR:'''''{singing, to the toon
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' You really need to leave your computer more.</blockquote>
of "Iron Man"}'' Eeeemail! E-email! Typin' Typin' Typin' Typin' Random Things! Eeee-mail! E-email! Gonna turn your lights out with a Discount Brick!

''{everyone stops playing}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' That was
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Terrible.</blockquote>
awesome!!!

'''THE CHEAT:''' Meh!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Translated: I've heard road kill with better rhythm!</blockquote>
'''STRONG BAD:''' So... ''When'' do we get our money?
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' When he gives it to you.</blockquote>
'''IM A BELL:''' Soon.

<blockquote class=imabell1>
<div>Visiting</div>
Dear cousin, 
Guess what? 
I'm coming to visit for a few months! 
Sincereley, 
Cousin Bellson.
</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:'''''{typing}'' Bellson?!!! Oh god. Please don't come here!

''{A Bell with arms, legs, a face, and a Coach Z hat (Bellson)
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Why would he have Coach Z's hat?
<blockquote>'''HOMESTAR:''' Because it actually looks cool? 
'''STRONG SAD:''' Homestar, it's quite telling when you say absurdly stupid things like that.</blockquote>

Is this Bellson guy a criminal
<blockquote>'''HOMESTAR:''' Should I bweak Lightning Guy's kneecaps fow wacial pwofiling? 
'''STRONG SAD:''' How does a hat have to do with race? 
'''HOMESTAR:''' What if Coach Z has a hewitage? 
'''NAMINE:''' I really don't see the point, Homestar...</blockquote>

or something?</blockquote>
breaks through Im a bell's head}''

'''BELLSON:''' Hellooooooooo,
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Jerry.</blockquote>
cousin!

'''IM A BELL:''' God no. ''{annoyed/tired}'' Hello,
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Newman.</blockquote>
Bellson. Alright, let's get this over with.

'''BELLSON:''' Yatta!!! So... Um... Whatdoyouwannado? Whatdoyouwannado? Whatdoyouwannado?

'''IM A BELL:''' I want to kill myself.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' We're finally on the same page.
<blockquote>''{Namine sedates Noxigar}'' 
'''STRONG SAD:''' If you're sedating him over suicidal messages, do you mind sedating me also? 
'''NAMINE:''' Nox actually tried to kill himself once. 
''{Strong Sad's head looks down}'' 
'''STRONG SAD:''' Ohhhh...</blockquote></blockquote>
'''BELLSON:''' Okay... I'LL DO IT FOR YA!!!!!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Me next! Me next!</blockquote>
'''IM A BELL:''' No! NO! Wait! WAIT!!!

''{Bellson pulls out a shotgun}''

'''BELLSON:''' Say hello to my little friend!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Oh. Screw that, then.</blockquote>
''{Bellson fires the shotgun}''

'''IM A BELL:''' Grrr...

''{Im a bell becomes a Soul Reaper}''
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' A what?
<blockquote>'''STRONG SAD:''' Soul Reaper. It's in plain English.</blockquote></blockquote>
'''BELLSON:''' AWESOME!!!!!

'''IM A BELL:''' ULTIMATE DESTRUCTION JIBNEY
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' UNORIGINAL</blockquote>
DEATH! HOLLOW DISINTEGRATION!!!!!!

''{Im a bell slices Bellson into pieces, reforms him as a hollow, and then proceeds to destroy him. Bellson regenerates}''
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' ''{sighs}'' They always do.</blockquote>
'''BELLSON:''' Nice move, cuz! Now it's my turn! SELF-DESTRUCTION DEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

''{Bellson explodes, taking Im a bell, and the house along with it. When the smoke clears, Bellson is still in one piece}''
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' This is just freaking messed up.</blockquote>
'''BELLSON:''' So cuz, what do you think of THAT?

''{an Im a bell (Soul Reaper) shaped shadow (9) appears}''

'''9:''' You wanna know what I think? I think you're about to die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ano Yo Kyoki! Bankai x1000000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' :I
<blockquote>'''STRONG SAD:''' :I</blockquote></blockquote>
''{9's sword dissapears.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Diss is weird.</blockquote>
Bellson disintegrates}''

'''9:''' That's it! I'm taking a vacation! Vegerot!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' What does the scouter say about the ''{stops himself, twitching}''
<blockquote>'''HOMESTAR:''' Saw the Kajetokun video which echoed that saying, too?</blockquote>
Oh...god...
<blockquote>'''HOMESTAR:''' Quick, Stwong Sad! You ow Mawzipan needs to dwess up as a hipstew and be the Humouw Police! 
'''NAMINE:''' I can't tell if- 
'''HOMESTAR:''' Thewe's mowe layews of iwony-flavouwed Lay's Chips!</blockquote>

it's getting to me.</blockquote>
'''VEGEROT:''' Yeah?

'''9:''' Give me ten trillion yen,
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' The only currency we accept.</blockquote>
and rebuild the house!

'''VEGEROT:''' Fine. ''{gets out wallet}'' Why yen?

'''9:''' I'm gonna go live in Japan for a while. Bling!

'''BLING:''' Yeah? What?
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Where are these people coming from?</blockquote>
'''9:''' You can take over Bellmail while I'm away.

'''BLING:''' Hooway!!!!

''{9 transforms back into Im a bell}''

'''IM A BELL:''' Sayonara. ''{dissapears}''
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Diss is still weird.</blockquote>
'''VEGEROT:''' ...Wow.

'''BLING:''' Yays! I get to take ovew Bewwmaiw!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Congratulations, kid. Now get my smokes.</blockquote>
'''VEGEROT:''' Just one thing...

'''BLING:''' Huh? What?

'''VEGEROT:''' Don't use the lisp in the email show, okay?
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Why would he want to use the lisp ever?
<blockquote>'''HOMESTAR:''' What if he needed to impewsonate me and be in-chawactew?</blockquote></blockquote>
'''BLING:''' Fine.

''{the paper comes down. 15 seconds later, Strong Bad walks in}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Does this mean he's not gonna pay us?
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Oh, now I remember! This was on the ''Homestar Runner'' Fanstuff Wiki!
<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' I believe that's been established already.</blockquote></blockquote>

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Noxigar: Created page with "Im a bell's cousin visits. '''LIGHTNING GUY:''' I expect him to be just as fine a young man as Bell himself. == Summary == '''Cast (in order of their..."

Noxigar: Created page with "Im a bell's cousin visits.
'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' I expect him to be just as fine a young man as Bell himself.
== Summary == '''Cast (in order of their..."