Noxigar: my riffs have been consistently the only healthy venting against an increasingly unhealthy "home" life, increasing rifts between friends/acquaintances both irl and on this shitty site, and constant reminders of my austere lack of talent in anything

2016-08-09T06:52:59Z

my riffs have been consistently the only healthy venting against an increasingly unhealthy "home" life, increasing rifts between friends/acquaintances both irl and on this shitty site, and constant reminders of my austere lack of talent in anything

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Im a bell meets Pter.
== Summary ==
'''Cast (in order of their appearance): {{User:Im a bell/sig}}, [[Cheatopedia/Wiki User Cheats/Vegerot|Vegerot]], Pter, Kyubii, [[HRWiki:Bubs|Bubs]], [[HRWiki:Homestar Runner|Homestruigi Runnario]]'''

'''Places: Im a bell's computer room, Bubs' Concession Stand, Runnario's Pizzeria'''

== Transcript ==
'''IM A BELL:'''''{singing}'' Luuuuunar E-mail runs amuck! Oo-ee-oo!
<blockquote class=imabell><div>Meeting</div>
Dear Bell person,<br/>
Hey, I'm Pter. <br/>
You have a cool email show.<br/>
Wanna meet?<br/>
From,<br/>
Pter and Kyubii</blockquote>
'''IM A BELL:'''''{typing}'' Uh... did you just say my show is cool?!!! Hoorays!!!! Okay, I'll surely meet yous twos!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' These guys obviously aren't right in the head
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Not your place to judge.</blockquote>

if they're saying your email show is cool,
<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' He acts as if people aren't trying to be flattering or, at-minimum, not-douchebags.</blockquote>

so I wouldn't advise meeting them.</blockquote>
''{stops typing}'' Wow. Thy honorable Pter & Kyubii.

''{Vegerot (Im a bell's Gocheata)
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' That helps so much.</blockquote>
comes on screen}''

'''VEGEROT:''' Hey, Bellstrom! Can I come, too?

'''IM A BELL:''' Huh? Of course you can come, Uncle Grandfather!

'''VEGEROT:''' Look, if you reference that show one more time,
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' He's referenced a lot of shows. Too many shows.
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' So did you, so did pretty much '''''everyone''''' on this site at one point or another.</blockquote></blockquote>
I'll kill you.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Please. You'll be doing the world a favor.</blockquote>
'''IM A BELL:''' What are you, a very annoying hotdog?
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' I don't understand a thing that's going on here.</blockquote>
'''VEGEROT:''' My God, what the freaking crap is wrong with you, man? if you don't stop referencing that show, I'll force you to watch a marathon of Barney the Dinosaur episodes!

''{Im a bell's eyes open wide, then he vomits, then he starts crying}''
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' This is how I go to sleep at night
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' I'm fairly certain your eyes aren't supposed to ''open'' when you're going to sleep at night.</blockquote>

knowing I'll come back the next day.</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' NO! PLEASE, DON'T DO THAT AGAIN!

'''VERGEROT:''' That's what I thought! Now, come on, let's get going.

'''IM A BELL:''' Okay, okay!

''{cut to Bubs' Concession Stand, Im a bell, Vegerot, Pter, and Kyubii
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Moderation.</blockquote>
are there}''

'''IM A BELL:''' Do we have to eat here?

'''VEGEROT:''' Yes we do!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' WE JUST DO</blockquote>
For you're information, I like eating crap!

'''PTER:''' Uh oh, it's closed. Sorry, Vegerot.

'''VEGEROT:''' I'm gonna kill whoever said that!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Vegerot always kills the messenger.</blockquote>
'''PTER:''' Uhhh.... IT WAS KYUBII!

'''KYUBII:''' Yea-whaaaa?!!!!!! HEY, WAITAMINUTE! PTER! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!!!!

''{Vegerot attacks Kyubii}''
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Sexually and emotionally.
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' There are times where I wish Lightning Guy was genuinely funny, and intentionally so.</blockquote></blockquote>

'''PTER:''' This is for you saying my computer is pink!

''{Bubs comes up}''

'''BUBS:''' It is pink, you know.

'''PTER:''' Shut up, you.

''{cut to a pizzeria. Im a bell, Pter, and Kyubii are all at a table. Vegerot is at a seperate table. Homestar with a fake, Italian mustache
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Italian, fake mustache
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Well, of course the ''moustache'' is fake!</blockquote></blockquote>

on comes up}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' Welcome to Runnario's Pizzaria! What will you have?

'''IM A BELL:''' Homestar, didn't this place used to be Marshmallow's Last Stand?
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' You tell me. You make up this crap.</blockquote>
Oh, and I'll have a medium pizza with Pepperoni, Meatballs, and Kalamata Olives.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Yes, this used to be that marshmallow place. And, my names not Homestar, it's Homestruigi Runnario!

'''PTER:''' Uh, it's a good thing this has not been animated, or voiced by TBC. I'd hate to see Matt [Mike?!]
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' You don't even know.</blockquote>
try to say "Homestruigi Runnario" in Homestar's voice.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Because you can't,
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' I think it's because "Homestruigi Runnario" is already ridiculous-sounding; if it was made canon by Matt or Mike, things would get even more absurd.</blockquote>

and therefore, no one else can.</blockquote>
Anyway, I'll have the Meatball Sub, and Kyubii will have a small salad.

'''KYUBII:''' Seriously, WHAT THE CRAP IS WRONG WITH YOU?!!! ONE, I WANT THE CHEKT
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Which is really the Cheat in barbecue sauce.
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Strong Bad didn't specify what sauce the Chekt was made with.</blockquote></blockquote>
WITH A SIDE OF GNOCCI, AND TWO, NO FOURTH WALL BREAKING!!!!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Since when has this show had any kind of standards?
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' A funny thing to ask, considering how the spacing on these riffs is nonexistent.</blockquote></blockquote>
'''VEGEROT:''' Dude! Chill!

'''KYUBII:'''''{sarcastically}'' You're one to talk.

'''VEGEROT:''' WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Someone bout to get whipped.</blockquote>
'''IM A BELL:''' I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU TWO!!!! Pter, when our food comes, we're outta here.

'''PTER:''' Gotcha.

''{cut back to the computer room}''

'''IM A BELL:'''''{typing}'' All in all, it was a horrible day.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Too bad you didn't have a handsome bolt of electricity to warn you against it or anything.</blockquote>
Well, I hope that answers your question. ''{stops typing}'' At least, I think it did. "What if you, Vegerot, Pter, and Kyubii went out to eat?" was you're question, right? Wait, who sent me today's email?
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' I wish I was as randomly amnesic
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' I always thought memory loss wasn't specific or necessarily-"predictable."</blockquote> as you.</blockquote>
== Real-World References ==
*"Uncle Grandfather" and "very annoying hotdog" are both references to [[Wikipedia:Perfect Hair Forever|this show.]]

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Noxigar: my riffs have been consistently the only healthy venting against an increasingly unhealthy "home" life, increasing rifts between friends/acquaintances both irl and on this shitty site, and constant reminders of my austere lack of talent in anything