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		<title>Noxigar: /* Easter Eggs */</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;‎&lt;span dir=&quot;auto&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;autocomment&quot;&gt;Easter Eggs&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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				&lt;td colspan='2' style=&quot;background-color: white; color:black; text-align: center;&quot;&gt;← Older revision&lt;/td&gt;
				&lt;td colspan='2' style=&quot;background-color: white; color:black; text-align: center;&quot;&gt;Revision as of 00:42, 1 January 2016&lt;/td&gt;
				&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot; class=&quot;diff-lineno&quot; id=&quot;mw-diff-left-l124&quot; &gt;Line 124:&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;:'''MARVIN:''' Yeah.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;:'''MARVIN:''' Yeah.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;:&amp;lt;blockquote&amp;gt;'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' The Hitchhiker's Guide to Action.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;:&amp;lt;blockquote&amp;gt;'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' The Hitchhiker's Guide to Action.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
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&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;:''{Marvin and Strong Sad become Marvin from the old TV series and Mr. Bland}''&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;:''{Marvin and Strong Sad become Marvin from the old TV series and Mr. Bland}''&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
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		<author><name>Noxigar</name></author>	</entry>

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		<title>Noxigar: Created page with &quot;Im a bell discusses his life and a virus infects the world. again. &lt;blockquote&gt;'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' His range of plot ideas &lt;blockquote&gt;'''NAMINE:''' One; it's an email show....&quot;</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Created page with &amp;quot;Im a bell discusses his life and a virus infects the world. again. &amp;lt;blockquote&amp;gt;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;LIGHTNING GUY:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; His range of plot ideas &amp;lt;blockquote&amp;gt;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;NAMINE:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; One; it&amp;#039;s an email show....&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;New page&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div&gt;Im a bell discusses his life and a virus infects the world. again.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote&amp;gt;'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' His range of plot ideas&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote&amp;gt;'''NAMINE:''' One; it's an email show. Expecting a range of plot ideas, no matter how sarcastic, is laughably unrealistic.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
'''NAMINE:''' Two, this is only the eighth email episode. Granted, it only made it to fifteen and the episodes are of moderate length, but expecting a heavy plot early either means most of the work was pre-plotted or everything is plot-above-all-else.&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
are impressive.&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
==Summary ==&lt;br /&gt;
'''Cast (in order of their appearance): Marvin the paranoid android, Im a bell, Bling, Vegerot, The Cheat, Original Bubs, Homestar, Fat Homestar, Strong Bad, Coach Z, Storybook Strong Bad, Storybook Coach Zee, Strong Sad(easter egg), Mr. Bland(easter egg), The original Marvin from the TV series (easter egg)'''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Places: Im a bell's computer room, Bubs' Concession Stand, Concessions By Original Bubs, The Field''' &lt;br /&gt;
== Transcript ==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote class=imabell1&amp;gt;&amp;lt;div&amp;gt;Life&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;Preeeeeow, Bellman!&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
What's life like living with your friends?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Tell Bling he rocks!&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Cyrus&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote&amp;gt;'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Impressively bad.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote&amp;gt;'''NOXIGAR:''' Lightning Gaijin's comedic timing ''is'' impressively bad.&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
'''MARVIN THE PARANOID ANDROID:''' Life? Don't talk to me about life. Oh, hey Im a bell. I just thought your email show needed some depression.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote&amp;gt;'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' ''{drinks a bottle of liquor}''&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote&amp;gt;'''NAMINE:''' ''{drinks a bottle of vodka, then sketches in her sketchbook}''&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
There's enough of that already, thank you.&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Bye forever.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''IM A BELL:''' Go away. NOW! Anyways... ''{typing}'' What? Oh. Hold on. ''{stops typing}'' Bling, you are a pile of rocks!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Bling runs away crying}''&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote&amp;gt;'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Next time, try to actually read&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote&amp;gt;'''HOMSAR:''' Literacy's not the issue, Governor.&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
the email.&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
'''IM A BELL:'''''{typing}'' NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID!!!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote&amp;gt;'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Or blame it on the sender.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote&amp;gt;'''HOMSAR:''' The Senator only passes the bills.&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Oh wait, hold on. Vegerot, you are a pile of rocks!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{vegerot blasts a hole through Im a bell's head. It heals quickly}''&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote&amp;gt;'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Mostly because there's nothing in there.&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
'''IM A BELL:''' Uhh...Ow? ''{typing}'' Well, life's fine living with my friends! ''{stops typing}'' Okay, next email!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote class=imabell1&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
HI BESSY BELL!&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
i love u&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
frum&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;div&amp;gt;teh viruz&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''IM A BELL:''' Uhh... Alpha Cram, translate this!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote class=imabell1&amp;gt;Hi Im a bell,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;Here's an attachment&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;The Forum&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&amp;lt;div&amp;gt;Download Attachment?&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''IM A BELL:''' An attachment? Download away, Alpha Crap!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote&amp;gt;'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' This man knows his internet safety.&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
'''ALPHA CRAM:''' Computer Update Complete! Pulling up chained-to file &amp;quot;oldfogeyvirus.exe&amp;quot;!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''IM A BELL:''' Another virus?!!! NOOOO!!!!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote&amp;gt;'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' How unexpected.&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Hey, another email!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{The Chimer 20X6 transforms into the Chimer 1337}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
 &amp;lt;Blockquote class=imabell&amp;gt;&amp;lt;div&amp;gt;The HIA&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;Dear agent Iab,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;what did you do to homestar after you found out he asassinated &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;Homeboss Coverup? And why did he do it?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;Agent SM (Stinkoman)&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''IM A BELL:''' Huh?!! Oh, this must be what &amp;quot;Oldfogey&amp;quot; meant.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote&amp;gt;'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Of course he gets the tamest virus&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote&amp;gt;'''NOXIGAR:''' Most viruses actually ''are'' tame. It's why multiple of them is generally bad, because then the problem piles up into something actually lethal. One virus isn't going to kill a computer unless the virus itself targets something lethal, such as System 32.&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
ever.&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Well, at least Alpha Cram is gone! &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{cut to Bubs' Concession Stand. The Cheat is there with Bubs}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''THE CHEAT:'''''{cheat noises}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Bubs becomes Original Bubs.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote&amp;gt;'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Oh, right.&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
The stand becomes Concessions By Original Bubs}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''ORIGINAL BUBS:''' I can see you from HERE!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Homestar appears}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR:''' That's some great-&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Homestar becomes Fat Homestar}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''FAT HOMESTAR:''' -Mawshmewwoooooowwwss!!!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote&amp;gt;'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' -Diabeteeeeeeeeess!!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote&amp;gt;'''STRONG SAD:''' I at least would've said ''Type II'' Diabetes.&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
''{cut to The Field. Strong Bad and Coach Z are there}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' Now, look Coach Z...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Strong Bad an Coach Z&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote&amp;gt;'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Strong Bad can't be an Coach Z.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote&amp;gt;'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Cheat noises}''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR:''' Oh, Stwong Bad's been Coach Z befowe. As have I, actually. His accent's not that hawd to weplicate.&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
They look nothing alike.&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
become Storybook Strong Bad and Storybook Coach Zee, respectively}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STORYBOOK STRONG BAD:''' You see, three is clearly a smaller number than a million.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STORYBOOK COACH ZEE:''' Oh, now I understand.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote&amp;gt;'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Why be creative when you can just steal lines?&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
''{cut back to the computer room}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''IM A BELL:''' Okay, something's clearly wrong here. Oh, I know! SUPER CHURCHBELL DEUUUUUUUCCCCCCE!!!!!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote&amp;gt;'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Oh, now he's doing this crap.&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
''{Im a bell deuces the Chimer 1337. It transforms back into the Chimer 20X6}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''IM A BELL:''' I don't know how I did that! Anyway, the virus is gone, and my computer's from the future again, so...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''ALPHA CRAM:''' Hellote, Bellstrom! I just updated to compy &amp;quot;nuke.exe&amp;quot;!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''IM A BELL:''' Aw, sh-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote&amp;gt;'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' It is a crying shame.&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
''{everything explodes. Im a bell's head lands on the ground. Bling appears, looks at the head, and faints. The paper comes down}''&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote&amp;gt;'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' This is my favorite endng.&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
== Easter Eggs ==&lt;br /&gt;
*Click on Im a bell's head to see this scene;&lt;br /&gt;
:''{cut to the field. Strong Sad and Marvin are there}''&lt;br /&gt;
:&lt;br /&gt;
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Everythings depressing, isn't it?&lt;br /&gt;
:&lt;br /&gt;
:'''MARVIN:''' Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
:&amp;lt;blockquote&amp;gt;'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' The Hitchhiker's Guide to Action.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote&amp;gt;'''NAMINE:''' The Hitchhiker's Guide to Telling a Good Joke.&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
:''{Marvin and Strong Sad become Marvin from the old TV series and Mr. Bland}''&lt;br /&gt;
:&lt;br /&gt;
:'''MR. BLAND:''' I can't think of a joke.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Click on Bling to see this scene;&lt;br /&gt;
:''{cut to the field. Fat Homestar and Storybook Coach Zee are there}''&lt;br /&gt;
:&lt;br /&gt;
:'''FAT HOMESTAR:''' Why don't you look over there. For-&lt;br /&gt;
:&lt;br /&gt;
:''{Fat Homestar and Storybook Coach Zee turn back into Homestar and Coach Z, respectively}''&lt;br /&gt;
:&lt;br /&gt;
:'''HOMESTAR:'''''{monotone}'' -MUWDEW WEAPONS!&lt;br /&gt;
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