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<tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' That was the second or third worst prologue I've ever seen.</blockquote></div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' That was the second or third worst prologue</div></td></tr>
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<tr><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>== Chapters ==</div></td><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>== Chapters ==</div></td></tr>
<tr><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>*''Chapter 1: The Battel of Doom''</div></td><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>*''Chapter 1: The Battel of Doom''</div></td></tr>
<tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' You enjoy mispelling "battle", don't you? It's like some twisted running gag for him.</blockquote></div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' You enjoy mispelling "battle", don't you?</div></td></tr>
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<tr><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>*''Chapter 2: The Underworld''</div></td><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>*''Chapter 2: The Underworld''</div></td></tr>
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== ATTENTION ==<br />
DAMMIT RAIKU, IT'S INTENTIONAL. IT'S ALWAYS INTENTIONAL.<br />
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<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Yelling at a noob. This is off to a great start.<br>'''NINJADUCK:''' RAIKU DO NOT BE A NUBBIE</blockquote><br />
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= Part 1: Murder Of Bell =<br />
== Prologue ==<br />
''{cut to a black screen. The words "Each Planet has a Cataclysm" appears in gold letters}''<br />
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'''NARRATOR:''' Each planet had, is having, or will have a cataclysm. <br />
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''{the words are replaced by "Time is Up"}''<br />
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'''NARRATOR:''' Earth has evaded the inevitable destruction for an unreasonable amount of time. But it shall now occur. <br />
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''{the words are replaced by "One Person"}''<br />
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'''NARRATOR:''' The evading of Earth's cataclysm is because of one person.<br />
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''{the words fade away. Im a bell appears}''<br />
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'''IM A BELL:''' What?<br />
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<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Where's the person? All I see is some weirdo with a bell for a head.</blockquote><br />
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''{Im a bell is replaced by the words "When Im a bell has Gone"}''<br />
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'''NARRATOR:''' But... When he has gone...<br />
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''{the words are replaced by "It Shall Arise"}''<br />
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'''NARRATOR:''' The Cataclysm shall arise.<br />
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''{cut to Homestar's house. The grass around it is completely burnt. The house is inflamed}''<br />
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'''IM A BELL:'''''{voice}'' Wait, ''I'' caused all this?<br />
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'''NARRATOR:''' Kinda.<br />
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''{fade to black}''<br />
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<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' That was the second or third worst prologue I've ever seen.</blockquote><br />
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== Chapters ==<br />
*''Chapter 1: The Battel of Doom''<br />
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' You enjoy mispelling "battle", don't you? It's like some twisted running gag for him.</blockquote><br />
*''Chapter 2: The Underworld''<br />
*''Chapter 3: Attack of The Vandals''<br />
*''Chapter 4: Surrender''<br />
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= Part 2: Sacrifice Of Bell =<br />
== Prologue ==<br />
''{Cut to a black background. The words "He Has Resurfaced" appear in gol-you know what happens}''<br />
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<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' In my country, not writing out an entire sentence is a sign of laziness.</blockquote><br />
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'''NARRATOR:''' An old enemy has resurfaced.<br />
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''{text changes to "Unstoppable?"}''<br />
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'''NARRATOR:''' Now he is seemingly unstoppable.<br />
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''{text changes to "Only Him"}''<br />
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'''NARRATOR:''' Only one man can stop him.<br />
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''{the text fades away. Im a bell appears}''<br />
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'''IM A BELL:''' Huh? Am I going to die again?<br />
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'''NARRATOR:''' Well, this IS The Death of Bell!<br />
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'''IM A BELL:''' Crap. Why in GOD'S NAME do you keep making me DIE?<br />
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<blockquote>'''NINJADUCK:''' Because it's hilarious.</blockquote><br />
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'''NARRATOR:''' Quiet you.<br />
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== Chapters ==<br />
*''Chapter 1: Resurfacing''<br />
*''Chapter 2: Sacrifice''<br />
*''Epilogue 1: Unholiness''<br />
*''Epilogue 2: Heavenly''</div>
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