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Noxigar: Created page with "'''SSXMail 4. Robot'''
'''Created On''' June 24, 2006
'''Cast (in order of appearence):''' X On Fire, Super Sonic X Clone, Thatkidsam, Dark X
'''Locations:''..."

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Created page with "'''SSXMail 4. Robot''' '''Created On''' June 24, 2006 '''Cast (in order of appearence):''' X On Fire, Super Sonic X Clone, Thatkidsam, Dark X '''Locations:''..."

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'''SSXMail 4. Robot''' 
'''Created On''' June 24, 2006 
'''Cast (in order of appearence):''' X On Fire, Super Sonic X Clone, Thatkidsam, Dark X 
'''Locations:''' XOF's House, XOF's Home Planet, Shadow Sonic X's Headquarters, Outside XOF's House 

==Transcript==
''{XOF floats into his newly fixed house. He floats up the the computer table.}''

'''X ON FIRE:''' Hey, everyone. Since my old computer was destroyed, I've picked up the newest model of it. It may seem similar, but it is much different. Observe. ''{puts a new laptop on the table}''

<blockquote class=ssxonlappy>a>open file_ssxmail.exe█ 
Dear XOF, 
Why are you a robot? 
I have a robot for a head, 
but seriously. 
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Wait, was there a joke? I think I missed it.</blockquote>
Bye, 
20XGlitch
</blockquote>

'''X ON FIRE:''' Ah, a perfect example. Watch. ''{highlights "I", and presses a button labled "create". Suddenly, a second SSX appears.}''
<blockquote>'''MR. CLOUD:''' But where's the first SSX at?</blockquote>
This new computer has a text-to-matter function! ''{XOF clone zooms off}''
<blockquote>'''MR. CLOUD:''' There was an XOF clone? When?
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' When it said "a second SSX appears." It's not that hard to process.</blockquote>

I'm so confused!</blockquote>
Well, that can't be good. Anyways, on with the email. Why am I a robot? What kind of qestion is that? It's like asking a cat why it's not a dog! First off, the cat didn't choose what species it was,
<blockquote>'''BLUEBRY:''' Finally! Someone gets it! 
'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Hey, wait a minute.</blockquote>
and anyways, it couldn't respond, because it has no vocal co-''{Thatkidsam cuts SSX off}''

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Um, XOF, I'll have to stop you there. You're not being funny.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Which is extremely unusual for this show.</blockquote>
I'd suggest referencing some old video game
<blockquote>'''MR. CLOUD:''' A sure source of laughs.</blockquote>
and insulting the email sender's name.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' That kid sam? More like That kid ''he-sucks''! 
'''MR. CLOUD:''' ''{sobbing}'' Great job killing two birds with one stone!</blockquote>
''{walks off}''

'''X ON FIRE:''' As I was saying, the cat has no vocal cords. Which reminds me, I have this really long documentary to show you guys. For the rest of the email. And the next five emails. It's a LONG movie. ''{walks off, dims lights, and turns on a TV}''
<blockquote>'''MR. CLOUD:''' My prayers have finally been answered.</blockquote>
'''TV NARRATOR:''' Today, we will be examining the habitat of the oddly named "Spooficlaccigus Slug". It is a highly-

''{cut to a planet far from Earth}''
<blockquote>'''MR. CLOUD:''' That motherfathersisterbrother.
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Honestly, I thought John was already fine with cursing by 2011. He started swearing in 2010 alongside everyone else, so I imagine all of his characters could just swear normally.</blockquote></blockquote>
''{Many large ships can be seen destroying a futuristic city in the sky. The screen slowly zooms in on the largest tower, and finally into the top of the tower, where Dark X is floating in front of a wall of monitors.}''

'''DARK X:''' Yes. The plan is coming along like a charm.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Idiom fetishes.
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' He says, as if writing abysmal soap operas wasn't a crime he'd later commit.</blockquote>

They bring out the worst
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' I'm sure idioms are ''just'' as mentally scarring and vomit-inducing as incest fiction starring Mr. Krabs and Pearl is.</blockquote>

in all of us.</blockquote>
My minion should be here soon.

''{A panel in the ceiling opens, and the X On Fire clone enters. When he reaches the ground, the hatch closes.}''

'''DARK X:''' Have you sent Email IZ7?
<blockquote>'''MR. CLOUD:''' IZ7. Sounds unpromising. I can't wait.</blockquote>
'''X ON FIRE CLONE:''' Yes, my master.

'''DARK X:''' Excellent. This plan cannot fail.

'''X ON FIRE CLONE:''' What is the plan again?
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Being a clone of a robot,
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' The Turing Test eludes you.</blockquote>

you have to make as many rational thoughts as possible to be realistic.</blockquote>
'''DARK X:''' First, I trapped SSX on Earth, and tricked Thatkidsam and Icreature into leading him to a Disney ride that would destroy his house, leaving his computer unprotected from my biolizard. Then, I sent a minion to trick him into buying a computer, which in addition to Email IZ7 and a wire that damages SSX, will stop SSX right in his tracks.
<blockquote>'''MR. CLOUD:''' Can we go back to the documentary now? I miss being excited.</blockquote>
'''X ON FIRE CLONE:''' That's ingenious!

'''DARK X:''' I know.

''{Cut back to Earth.}''

'''X ON FIRE:''' Well, now that the viewers are busy, I'm taking a break from this emai-''{notices the viewers can see him}''
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Oh, ''that's'' why they call them viewers!</blockquote>
Er...Um...on...with...the email. ''{floats back to the computer}''

'''X ON FIRE:''' Well, now that I've answered the email, I-wow, I have a lot of emails! I should clean out my inbox!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' NO YOU SHOULDN'T NO YOU</blockquote>
<blockquote class="ssxonlappy">
IT IS TIME. 
 
 
 
</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''MR. CLOUD:''' Time to d-d-ddd-dddddddd- 
'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Don't even.</blockquote>
'''X ON FIRE:''' Um, well, umm...

<blockquote class="ssxonlappy">
Dear X Man, 
What is tthe perspn you liek most? In other Words, your idol? 
A lot of people like American ones, I've heard. 
-Thismanjosh 
</blockquote>

'''SUPER SONIC X:'''
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Where did he come from?</blockquote>
Hm...tthe perspn I liek most? Um, nobody, really. I idolize nobody! Next.

'''THATKIDSAM:''' ''{walks up}'' XOF, this is your second warning. Stop being unfunny. ''{walks off}''
<blockquote>'''MR. CLOUD:''' He was cowering in fear of XOF one episode ago and now he's shooting off threats. What am I reading?</blockquote>
'''X ON FIRE:''' That guy doesn't know what he's talking about.

<blockquote class=ssxonlappy>
Hey X Man, 
What is the currency you use? 
If it's rings,
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' They just don't freaking give up.</blockquote>
I heard that there's 
a lot of rings in the Death Egg 
X! It's hard to find, though. 
Wanna look for it? 
-Rogue Redd, CA</blockquote>

'''X ON FIRE:''' Wait...rings are actually considered a form of currency? Anywhere? Anyways, around here, the currency is pencil shavings, for some reason.
<blockquote>'''MR. CLOUD:''' And furthermore, no longer shall dirty diapers be accepted as legal tender!</blockquote>
''{gets up}'' Well, that's about it for today. ''{walks off}''

'''THATKIDSAM:''' ''{walks on}'' Due to the surprising lack of humor in this email,
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Surprising.</blockquote>
I shall now say the following. FRUIT SALAD IN A BURGER BURRITO DANCING ON MOUNT EVEREST IN A TU-TU WHILE EXPLODING. That is all. ''{walks off}''
<blockquote>'''MR. CLOUD:''' You sure showed him.</blockquote>
''{The paper comes down.}''

==Fun Facts==
===Easter Eggs===
*Click on the computer to see a scene in DARK X's Headquaters. 
'''X ON FIRE CLONE:''' What does Email #IZ7 do, anyways?

'''DARK X:''' Excellent question. As soon as X ON FIRE loads the email, a wire will launch into his head, resulting in an electronic wave that will control the computer to highlight and create the words "Demented Cartoon Movie Takeover."
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Please no, please no, please no.</blockquote>
This will more than likely stop X On Fire right in his tracks. Meanwhile, the electronic wave will override his powers indefinitely. It cannot fail!

===References===
*Instulting the sender's name is a trait from SBEMails.
*The documentary is a parody of the typical nature shows.
**The animal name in the documentary is based on the series of blob-like animals from [[HRWiki:animal|animal]].
*[[Wikipedia:The Demented Cartoon Movie]] is a popular 30 minute long Flash animation.

===General Fun Facts===
*This email used to have an alternate opening made by Crusader. [[/Crue Opening|Click here to see it.]]
<blockquote>'''MR. CLOUD:''' There is no way I'm clicking that link.</blockquote>

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-*This email used to have an alternate opening made by Crusader. [[/Crue Opening|Click here to see it.]]
+*This email used to have an alternate opening made by Crusader. ''Click here to see it.''
 <blockquote>'''MR. CLOUD:''' There is no way I'm clicking that link.</blockquote>

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Noxigar: /* General Fun Facts */

Noxigar: Created page with "'''SSXMail 4. Robot''' '''Created On''' June 24, 2006 '''Cast (in order of appearence):''' X On Fire, Super Sonic X Clone, Thatkidsam, Dark X '''Locations:''..."

Noxigar: Created page with "'''SSXMail 4. Robot'''
'''Created On''' June 24, 2006
'''Cast (in order of appearence):''' X On Fire, Super Sonic X Clone, Thatkidsam, Dark X
'''Locations:''..."