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'''Created On''' June 17th, 2006
'''Cast (in order of appearence):''' X On Fire, Thatkidsam, Icreature, Bubs, Biolizard, Strong Bad, Str..."

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'''SSXMail 3. Biolizard''' 
'''Created On''' June 17th, 2006 
'''Cast (in order of appearence):''' X On Fire, Thatkidsam, Icreature, Bubs, Biolizard, Strong Bad, Strong Mad, The Cheat 
'''Locations:''' Bubs' Concession Stand, Bubs' Impound Lot, XOF's House, The Stick, [[Wikipedia:New Super Mario Bros.|NSMB]] Level 1-1(easter egg) 

==Transcript==
''{X On Fire, Thatkidsam, and Icreature are sitting at the back of Bubs'.}''

'''X ON FIRE:''' What are we going to do about the world ending?
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Shall it end in fire, or shall it end in ice? 
'''MR. CLOUD:''' Lightning Guy, you are the only man in the world who still reads poetry. Give it up!</blockquote>
'''THATKIDSAM:''' I already told you that's not going to happen.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' IT JUST ISN'T</blockquote>
'''X ON FIRE:''' Oh.

''{Bubs leans in from the side, balancing a bunch of sno-cones''
<blockquote>'''MR. CLOUD:''' When you're out of pre-school, give me a call.</blockquote>
''on top of each other.}''

'''BUBS:''' Because of you lounging around my stand, you're scaring off my customers!

'''X ON FIRE:''' How so?

'''BUBS:''' I'm not authorized to tell you that.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Because it's actually his ugly mug that's scaring off the customers.</blockquote>
''{Long pause.}''

'''THATKIDSAM:''' ...WHAT??!?!?!!?!?!!??!?!?!!@#$%^&*()_+}|?>
<blockquote>'''MR. CLOUD:''' Do you kiss your mother with that mouth? 
'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Everyone else is probably to busy kissing her with theirs.</blockquote>
'''BUBS:''' Just get away! Away!

'''ICREATURE:''' Whatever. We don't need him.
<blockquote>'''MR. CLOUD:''' WE DON'T NEED YO BLUE AZZ
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Spelling "ass" with z's doesn't even properly censor how you're using the word. Why even do that? It's not a valid accent, either.</blockquote></blockquote>
'''THATKIDSAM:''' Technically, we do.

''{Thatkidsam points to the right, to Bubs' Impound Lot, which has a dagger-shaped car in the middle}''

'''ICREATURE:''' Oh, no! He got the Stabmobile!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Seriously, why are these people not in prison?</blockquote>
'''X ON FIRE:''' Don't worry. I'll handle this. The town fears me, so I can abuse them. ''{floats up to Bubs}'' Hey, Bubs, who said we have to leave?

'''BUBS:''' Well, uh, um...Bye! ''{runs off}''

'''X ON FIRE:''' ''{walks back to the back}''
<blockquote>'''MR. CLOUD:''' We're going back to the back and the back of the back.</blockquote>
Done.

'''THATKIDSAM:''' ''{mumbling}'' I wish I could do that...
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Well, X On Fire wishes harder. Deal with it.</blockquote>
The only thing I've got going for me is the Stabmobile, and I don't have that anymore.
<blockquote>'''MR. CLOUD:''' Would you like some cheese with that whine?</blockquote>
'''X ON FIRE:''' Hold on. ''{walks to the front of the stand}'' Hey, Bubs. I need a couple favors from you.

'''BUBS:''' What do you need?

'''X ON FIRE:''' The Stabmobile, and my house rebuilt.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Chop chop, 'fore I get out my invisible whip.</blockquote>
'''BUBS:''' Yes, sir. ''{takes the Stabmobile keys out of his pocket, gives them to XOF, and runs off}''

'''X ON FIRE:''' ''{walks over to the back of Bubs', tosses the keys to Thatkidsam}'' Bubs should be working on my house now.
<blockquote>'''MR. CLOUD:''' Screw climax, I'm a burning letter!</blockquote>
'''THATKIDSAM:''' Okay, good. Can't let ol' Stabby go. ...So, was your computer in your house when it got crushed?

'''X ON FIRE:''' Yeah, it wa-''{stops dead in his tracks}'' AH! ''{runs off to his destroyed house}''

'''THATKIDSAM:''' So, how's your computer?
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' There's no heartbeat! I think we're too late!</blockquote>
'''X ON FIRE:''' Not too good. Watch. ''{turns on computer}''

'''AOL VOICE(ON COMPUTER):''' You've got Fred Fredburger! ''{[[Wikipedia:Fred FredBurger|Fred Fredburger]] appears onscreen}''
<blockquote>'''MR. CLOUD:''' Links in actions? It's worse
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' It's ''necessary context''</blockquote>

than I thought!</blockquote>
'''THATKIDSAM:''' Ew. Ew. Ew. I suggest you use my N-Gage. ''{Hands XOF a beat-up-looking pice of electronics}''

'''X ON FIRE:''' You have an N-Gage? ''{turns on N-Gage}''
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' There's no heartbeat! I think we're too late!</blockquote>
<blockquote style="border: 3px solid #4169E1;background: #4169E1;background-repeat: no-repeat;background-position: bottom right;color: #000000;font-weight: bold;padding: 1em;font-family: courier new;width: 500px;">XOF!!!1
THE BIOLIZARD IS COMING!! 
TAKE COVER! 
ICREATUER
</blockquote>

'''X ON FIRE:''' ''{to Icreature}'' Why would you need to email me to tell me that?
<blockquote>'''MR. CLOUD:''' Um, I think you are mistaken. This email was by ''Icreatuer''.</blockquote>
'''ICREATURE:''' I sent that long ago.

'''X ON FIRE:''' Whatever. The Biolizard's not coming, and even if he is, I can just destroy him.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' With your 
'''MR. CLOUD:''' Say "invisible whip" and I swear, Lightning Guy. 
'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' But I like the invisible whip...</blockquote>
'''ICREATURE:''' Yeah, whatever.

'''BUBS:''' ''{walks up}'' The house is finally fixed!

'''X ON FIRE:''' Finally! ''{he, Thatkidsam, and Icreature go to XOF's house. Suddenly, the Biolizard falls out of the sky, and destroys XOF's house. XOF looks on in disbelief}'' AH! MY HOUSE! AGAIN! ''{creates two energy beams, hitting and destroying the Biolizard}'' Next time, don't destroy my house!
<blockquote>'''MR. CLOUD:''' Yes, it's his fault he fell out of the sky. You're ''always'' the victim.</blockquote>
'''THATKIDSAM:''' There won't be a next time. He's destroyed.

'''X ON FIRE:''' Whatever. ''{Strong Bad walks by}'' Hey, Strong Bad, I have a favor to a- ''{Strong Bad walks off}'' Darn it!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' You can't just incinerate his legs or anything like that?</blockquote>
'''THATKIDSAM:''' Did I never tell you that I was a mechanic? I specialize in house-fixing.
<blockquote>'''MR. CLOUD:''' In other words, you just suck worse at everything else.</blockquote>
'''X ON FIRE:''' ...Why didn't you tell me that!? I could have saved so much time!

'''THATKIDSAM:''' I'm, er, ''{nervously}'' off-duty... Yeah, off-duty.

'''X ON FIRE:''' Whatever. Just fix my house, okay? ''{teleports away}''
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Wait, why can't he just teleport to his home planet? 
'''MR. CLOUD:''' Because that would be inconvenient to the plot, Lightning Guy. Plus, he couldn't force feed 1.6
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' "Force feed." Right. It's not as if the Homestar Runner Fanstuff Wiki was actually good.</blockquote>

into it.</blockquote>
''{Meanwhile...}''

''{Strong Bad, The Cheat, and Strong Mad are at The Stick.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, I'm getting sick of that fire guy. I say we all go to THE MOOOOOOOON!
<blockquote>'''MR. CLOUD:''' You see what I'm talking about? It follows rules and quite subtly, I might add.</blockquote>
''{Meanwhile...}''

'''ICREATURE:''' Wow, that was a short cutaway.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' "I just found this problem. You want me to fix it?" "Nah, just hang a lampshade to it instead."</blockquote>
'''THATKIDSAM:''' So... What do we do now?

'''ICREATURE:''' Let's advertise!

''{Icreature shape-shifts into a Microsoft logo, and Thatkidsam happily drinks a very large Coke bottle.}''
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Coke Extra: Diabetes in a bottle!</blockquote>
''{X On Fire telports in.}''

'''X ON FIRE:''' Aren't you two supposed to be carpentinating?
<blockquote>'''MR. CLOUD:''' Why would you ever think that to be a word ever?</blockquote>
'''THATKDSAM:''' Why? You never gave a reason.

'''X ON FIRE:''' ''{grows to twenty times his current size}'' Well?
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Get a tank of gas. I heard that usually calms fires.</blockquote>
'''THATKIDSAM:''' I see your point. ''{begins working}''

'''X ON FIRE:''' Well, that's about it for today. ''{shrinks to normal size}'' I've got to get some more Mega Mushrooms. ''{walks off}''

''{The paper comes down.}''

==Fun Facts==
===Easter Eggs===
*Click on Thatkidsam at the end to see the following easter egg: 
''{Cut to footage from level 1-1 of The New Super Mario Bros. XOF is replacing Mario.}''

'''X ON FIRE:''' Well, this is weird. ''{gets hit by a goomba}'' Ouch.
<blockquote>'''MR. CLOUD:''' A bad Sonic and bad Mario reference in one episode! Is this some kind of record, Lightning Guy? 
'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Sadly, no.</blockquote>
===References===
*Mega Mushrooms are items in [[Wikipedia:New Super Mario Bros.|The New Super Mario Bros.]] for the [[Wikipedia:Nintendo DS|Nintendo DS]] that allow you to grow to an immense size and blow through obstacles and enemies.
*[[Wikipedia:Fred FredBurger|Fred Fredburger]] is a character from [[Wikipedia:The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy|The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy]].
*The Biolizard is a boss in Sonic Adventure 2.

===General Fun Facts===
*This email was also written by X On Fire and Thatkidsam.

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'''Created On''' June 17th, 2006
'''Cast (in order of appearence):''' X On Fire, Thatkidsam, Icreature, Bubs, Biolizard, Strong Bad, Str..."