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Noxigar: Created page with "'''BHZ SSXMail 18. Zelda'''
'''Created On''' October 18, 2004
'''Cast (In order of apperance):''' Super Sonic X
'''Locations:''' SSX's email room. SSX discu..."

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'''BHZ SSXMail 18. Zelda''' 
'''Created On''' October 18, 2004 
'''Cast (In order of apperance):''' Super Sonic X 
'''Locations:''' SSX's email room.

SSX discusses some of his worse game ideas. 
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Well, at least we won't have to hear any of his ''worst''.</blockquote>
==Transcript==
'''SUPER SONIC X:''' Insert email jingle here.
<blockquote>'''MR. CLOUD:''' So creative.</blockquote>
<blockquote class=ssxonlappy>SSXMail.exe

a>Dear SupperSonic
<blockquote>'''MR. CLOUD:''' I think you got the wrong guy...</blockquote>
Due to your last email, you sound like A preety good gamer!
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' And you sound like a preety annoying person.</blockquote>
If you could make an entire Zelda game and relase it to video game stores everywhere, What would it be,
<blockquote>'''MR. CLOUD:''' Don't leave us hanging here.</blockquote>
Newbie Of Da pack,
Um... Newbie</blockquote>

'''SUPER SONIC X:''' Well, NODP, I have been waiting to release this for years. Of course, Nintendo always threw out my letters,
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' How do you know this? 
'''MR. CLOUD:''' The creep spends his nights
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Or it's an obvious assumption to make. If the letters don't get reply, generally they're just thrown out.</blockquote>

stalking those poor men.</blockquote>
such as this one...

<pre>NINTENDO.

I MAKE GOOD GAME IDEA. YOU PUT IT ON CUBEGAME. IT ZELDA: GANON ADVENTURE

I LIKE

MAKE IT NOW

I NOW HERE YOU LIVE

I HAD A GUN

I SHOT U IF U DONT MAKE GAME.
PLEASE?

MY IDEA GOOOOD!!!!!!!111

YOU LIKE IDEA MAKE GAME

FROM ME</pre>
<blockquote>'''MR. CLOUD:''' This may be some of SSX's best work
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' No</blockquote>

yet.</blockquote>
'''SUPER SONIC X:''' Okay.... Maybe not that one.

But, there were good ones....

<pre>I mAkE GoOd MeSsAgEs AnD GaMe.

SsX</pre>

'''SUPER SONIC X:''' Ok, so I lied. None of this is real. None.
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Ha ha, of course they aren't.</blockquote>
<blockquote class=ssxonlappy>You've got mail!

a>Open.sesame

Dear SSX,

Message text read read blah. You're still reading this? Ok. Here's a tip. BUY THE FAMILY GUY DVDS! Ok, so it wasn't a tip. Still, get them. They're good.</blockquote>

'''SUPER SONIC X:''' Hey, buddy, I can't read
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' That explains so much.</blockquote>
that.

<blockquote class=ssxonlappy>What's happening? Can't read this!...................Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do Can't Read This!

Did you buy the Family Guy DVDs yet? See? THey ARE good!</blockquote>

''{The Compy explodes.}''
<blockquote>'''MR. CLOUD:''' The action never stops! 
'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Dang it, Cloud! How do you manage to use that phrase wrong?</blockquote>
'''SUPER SONIC X:''' Hmmm... Where have I seen this before? Hmmmm... No......Yeah! No....is it that? Nah. Hmmm....Can't be. I really should be worrying about the fact that I now have no computer, and that I'm talking to myself. Wait, do I have any money for a new one? Hmmm... Nah, that's Lois's Rainy Day Money. But, I really need that valcano insurance...I mean computer. Wait... Mail costs money. Mailmen get money. They get money from jobs. A job is one of the best ways to get money. Most mailmen are rich. ''{pause}'' I've got it! I'll hack the local mailman's acoount, and get the money for a computer! Wait. Dang. I need a COMPUTER for that. Wait! I just got an even crazier idea! The mailman is not only rich, but he's a moron....
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Communication: Build Bridges, Not Walls of text.
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' He says, adding to it.</blockquote></blockquote>
''{Some time later...}''

'''MAILMAN:''' So, you're saying if you get a mail a day, you get 50 dollars with each mail?

'''SUPER SONIC X:''' That's right!
<blockquote>'''MR. CLOUD:''' I wouldn't suggest screwing with this guy. When you control the mail, you control information.</blockquote>
''{SSX takes a paper,''
<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Hey, that was my love letter! I mean, phone bill!</blockquote>
''writes on it, and sticks it at the top of the screen.}''

'''PAPER:''' To send SSX a mail, PM him, and it will magically appear at his local post office!

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 <blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' How do you know this?<br />
 '''MR. CLOUD:''' The creep spends his nights
-<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Or it's an obvious assumption to make. If the letters don't get reply, generally they're just thrown out.</blockquote>
+<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Or it's an obvious assumption to make. If the letters don't get a reply, generally they're just thrown out.</blockquote>
 stalking those poor men.</blockquote>

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Noxigar: Created page with "'''BHZ SSXMail 18. Zelda''' '''Created On''' October 18, 2004 '''Cast (In order of apperance):''' Super Sonic X '''Locations:''' SSX's email room. SSX discu..."

Noxigar: Created page with "'''BHZ SSXMail 18. Zelda'''
'''Created On''' October 18, 2004
'''Cast (In order of apperance):''' Super Sonic X
'''Locations:''' SSX's email room. SSX discu..."